Gods last name. gods last name?.. no i am >:O
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gods last name?

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Submitted: 01/09/2010
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User avatar #11 - killahbean (01/10/2010) [-]
no i am ******** >:O
#3 - devout feminist (01/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
technicaly jesus whould have jacobs last name right? or he could have taken mary magdalen instead but idk much about the bible since im not a religious sort of web surfer :D
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#4 to #3 - devout feminist (01/09/2010) [-]
Oh, good Lord. Jesus' father's name was Joseph, not Jacob. Jacob was from the Old Testament. Though his mother's name was Mary, she is NOT Mary Magdalene (who was a prostitute who became one of Christ's followers). In that time period, Jesus would have been known as "Yeshua ben Yoseph," or "Jesus, son of Joseph."

I know you say you aren't religious, but it just makes sense to have some knowledge of other religions, don't you think?
User avatar #1 - Logicman (01/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Was christ jesus's last name?
#5 to #1 - devout feminist (01/09/2010) [-]
No. Jesus had no "last name" as Jews were just known by their father's name (Jesus son of Joseph). "Christ" is his title. It is the Greek version of the Hebrew word Messiah, which is "annointed one" and describes the man the Jews believe will one day come to save them (and is who Christians believe Jesus was). That is why you can also say "Jesus the Christ" when discussing him, though it is less common. Anyone who says Christ was his last name is an ignorant buffoon.
#10 - devout feminist (01/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the guy above me is gay
User avatar #13 to #10 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/10/2010) [-]
Of course he's gay, he's ******** .
User avatar #14 - shlacka (01/10/2010) [-]
GOD DAMMIT!!!
User avatar #9 - foxr (01/10/2010) [-]
ok the sticker is funny but screw escalete.... DUDE! you out stickers on mandeo and **** :D

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#8 - devout feminist (01/10/2010) [-]
gods last name is "isfalse"
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