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Fun Metal Facts
My first front page HOLY CRAP!!<br />
Part 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1470342/Fun+Metal+Facts+2/
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1. Gaahl, lead vocalist of black
metal band Gorgoroth is a
homosexual.
Corey Taylor used to work
in a porno shop.
puma all 4 /
sara' llet' a In
ggr, o' iat' aiint/ t
Nocturno Colto and Fenriz of
Darkthrone both work regular
funnytime jobs.
Although Dave Mustaine was
kicked out of Metallica, his
replacement Kirk Hammett
was kicked out of the band
Exodus first.
Bruce Dickinson, vocalist of
legends Iron Maiden, has a
son who formed a hardcore
band called 'Rise To Remain'.
God help us all. O_ O
T pleas!
When melodic death metal
band In Flames was recording
their rrd album 'Whoracle' in
1997, the producer stated they
had difficulty recording the
album because sometimes the
band members prefered to
drink beer and play Tekken
instead of recording.
1. Gaahl, lead vocalist of black
metal band Gorgoroth is a
homosexual.
Corey Taylor used to work
in a porno shop.
puma all 4 /
sara' llet' a In
ggr, o' iat' aiint/ t
Nocturno Colto and Fenriz of
Darkthrone both work regular
funnytime jobs.
Although Dave Mustaine was
kicked out of Metallica, his
replacement Kirk Hammett
was kicked out of the band
Exodus first.
Bruce Dickinson, vocalist of
legends Iron Maiden, has a
son who formed a hardcore
band called 'Rise To Remain'.
God help us all. O_ O
T pleas!
When melodic death metal
band In Flames was recording
their rrd album 'Whoracle' in
1997, the producer stated they
had difficulty recording the
album because sometimes the
band members prefered to
drink beer and play Tekken
instead of recording.
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#77
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Gyrrados **User deleted account** (01/06/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Here's another metal fact: The symbol for iron on the periodic table is Fe
Metal Fact: Ozzy was awakened one night by a burglar, he got out of bed and fought and wrestled with the man for several minutes, till the burglar jumped out a window and ran away.
Ozzy was totally naked when all this was going on.
Ozzy was totally naked when all this was going on.
FJ needs a fucking metal head group or something. I find more on here than any other site I go on.
you cant kill the metal
the metal will live on
punk rock tried to kill the metal
but they failed as they were SMITE to the ground
..........
the metal will live on
punk rock tried to kill the metal
but they failed as they were SMITE to the ground
..........
Metal Fact: Ozzy Ozbourne had a pet shoe.
fact 2:Dream Theater was originally called Majesty
fact 3: The Slayer album "God Hates Us All" was released on September 11, 2001.
fact 2:Dream Theater was originally called Majesty
fact 3: The Slayer album "God Hates Us All" was released on September 11, 2001.
#194
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doctorhax (01/06/2011) [+]
(11 replies)
Can people please stop having these flame wars about Metallica VS Megadeth, I understand about dave being in metallica and the drugs, etc, but the thing is, one isnt better than the other, Megadeth is Thrash metal and Metallica is heavy rock, It's like comparing 2 different genres, I personally am a die hard metallica fan, but I love both megadeth and metallica, I personally hate Mustaine but I can easily admit, He's is an amazing songwriter
#180
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fenn (01/06/2011) [-]
I naturally assumed every male, with long hair, who dresses in leather was a homosexual...
#153
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
I wrote a metal song
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SCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM
AIAEUIF EBFUIWB NFEWIN NFWEIUN NFIEUWNF NEWFUIN NWMLKM ANJ BPOJN BSJKNFK NFJS NKJNF NSKJFJSK NSJFNSK SNFJS NFNSJFNSL LKMLWEI
SCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM
#12
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Necrophilia **User deleted account** (01/05/2011) [-]
\\m// looking forward to flame wars in the comments :')