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recent news. about to get negative 4000 thumbs?<br /> better drink my own piss.. Bear Grylls' Survival Skills Save Teenager A teenager who found himself s

about to get negative 4000 thumbs?<br />
better drink my own piss.

Bear Grylls' Survival Skills Save Teenager
A teenager who found himself stranded on a us
mountain for nine hours at - says he survived because
of skills he learned from British adventurer Bear Grams.
Stranded on mountain?"
Better drink my own piss.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#13 - AnonymousDonor
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how many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
#61 to #13 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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chuck norris would kill as many bears as would try to be grylls'ing him.  
  
  
...wat?  
  
  
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chuck norris would kill as many bears as would try to be grylls'ing him.


...wat?


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#47 to #13 - mynamemax
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all that bear grills could grill if bear grills could grill bears.....duh

<========== what your riddle did to me
User avatar #22 to #13 - pedobearandson
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none he's too busy drinking his own piss
#23 to #13 - Myexisabitch
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Bear Grylls could grill as much bears as Bear Grylls could if Bear Grylls could grill bears.
Bear Grylls could grill as much bears as Bear Grylls could if Bear Grylls could grill bears.
#24 to #23 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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******* win.
#25 to #13 - DEATHBURGER
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#6 - shepherdserenity
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(01/05/2011) [-]
So he stayed in a hotel?
#1 - ihatelife
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well done grylls. you are the best.
User avatar #2 to #1 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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im the best?





better drink my own piss
User avatar #4 to #2 - novus
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Better drink my own piss?




Better drink my own piss.
#64 - ontheroad **User deleted account**
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User avatar #80 to #64 - theninjaboy
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breakfast lunch and dinner of champions and lost adventures
User avatar #81 to #80 - theninjaboy
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adventurers*
User avatar #58 - OkiePop
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I saw this on the news the other day! I was really about to make this exact same thing until I saw yours. Dammit.
User avatar #59 to #58 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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i gave you a thumb.

great minds think alike!
#31 - adamsvette
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i heard about this, i think the kid got lost on purpose just to see if he could do it.
i know i would of.
#38 to #31 - madmaxx
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Dude he survived for a whopping nine hours alone. -17 celcius is like 1 fahrenheit. All it would take to survive that long would be a little warmth. If properly clothed, you wouldn't even need a fire to survive that long in the wilderness.
User avatar #40 to #38 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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1 fahrenheit is pretty damn cold.. i mean nine hours is long enough to get pneumonia, frostbite, or if one hast had water for hours before then then itd be hard to rehydrate (not saying drink piss, just heat water with oneself) but the real question is why he didnt just follow the ski tracks in the first place...?
#41 to #40 - madmaxx
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Oh I'm not saying it isn't cold, all I'm saying is that if he was properly dressed (which I'm sure he was if he was skiing), he would be pretty safe from pneumonia and frostbite. Frostbite especially. If he was skiing he was already outside for possibly hours and was fine. Also, with rehydrating, he really wouldn't NEED to, meaning he wouldn't die. Mostly this situation would make him a little uncomfortable.
User avatar #32 to #31 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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walked into mordor?
better drink my own piss.
#14 - bobdud
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#89 to #14 - Wardragoon
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Now I do
User avatar #28 to #14 - Wardragoon
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I dont even have a pic to show how stupid you are
User avatar #21 to #14 - FlyingToast
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(01/06/2011) [-]
No Les is Canadian. ******* get your **** straight
#68 - theridersofdoom
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(01/06/2011) [-]
bear who?
#85 to #68 - jakerdoodlez **User deleted account**
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#69 to #68 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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#76 to #69 - anon id: e00ea0c8
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Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #76 - LeanPocket
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Give me my god damn bamboo man!
#75 to #69 - anon id: e00ea0c8
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#70 to #69 - anon id: 1c617889
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Bear with me, please
#71 to #70 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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i will no longer bear with this madness!
i will no longer bear with this madness!
#74 to #71 - roflslayer
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PANDA CHEESE
#72 to #70 - anon id: 1c617889
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I'll kill you with my bear hands!
#73 to #72 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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this is really starting to get unbearable.. there is already pandamonium on the frontpage, why must everything be so grizzly? i mean, when did people start doing the polar opposite of whats funny and not punny?
this is really starting to get unbearable.. there is already pandamonium on the frontpage, why must everything be so grizzly? i mean, when did people start doing the polar opposite of whats funny and not punny?
#83 to #73 - nexsui
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Whos that bear anyway? he aint a brown bear, he aint a grizzly, he aint a polar, who is he?!
#84 to #83 - JenkinsJolly [OP]
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hes PEDOBEAR!
#87 to #84 - ThisIsDERVASHAH
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#77 to #73 - anon id: 1c617889
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OK, I admit defeat. That's was more than I can... :)
#36 - TheLostProphet
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The kid looks fat enough to not have to eat/drink for weeks
and enough fat to keep himself warm...
he should drink his own piss anyways though... just in case...
User avatar #5 - Cipher
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(01/05/2011) [-]
Holy ****! He was stranded for a whole NINE hours!