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HOLY CRAP. Thanks guys! Front page??? For real? I'm glad you found it as funny as I did! <br />
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Thumb down and I'll send Voldemort Plushie to rape you in your sleep!

Okay, So my roommate and her boyfriend like hog the room. I normally don' t care what they do as long Bfi
they don' t do it on my bed, in my clothes or record It with my camera. But lately they discovered the lock
button on the door. So now Instead of warning me ahead ertime she just loch the damn door. If! need
money, food. book; etc I' m screwed. Well after talking/ yelling to them about it I tried to think of
different ways to get them out ifthat room and to go to his Instead.
Then It HIT me. (catually it waa mailed to me but that' s not the point.} My Aunt went to the Wizarding
World of Harry Potter and afi a joke bought me this:
Yes. It Is a Vt:) :) rat plushie.
Anyways, I knew her boy toy was a big Harry Potter fan fic) I propped this little guy on the shelf right
our beds. Athen made awe to pushpin his in the wood that way they cc) uldn' tjust take him
off.
A couple days went by and my roommate who knowa nothing ofthe HP fandom didn' t notice. At firael
thought my plan didn' t work when the door waa locked again the next day but later on I discovered a
scarf had been thrown ayer 'y' oddie. This meant that I had hit a small nave. They didn' t want 'y' oddie to
watch them.
The next ' l' " I was way. store up the scarf tit yam MINE btw) and laid the shredded bits around
y' oddie. (Was it me or did his creepy little smile just get wider? {Lo}
Now that waa two mantha ago and I am proud to my that the happy little hormonal couple has mowed
their 'study' reaason to his dorm. I asked her why and she mumbled aomething about him feeling
uncomfortable in our dorm. (Si),
So ladies and gentlemen lets give it up to Lord Voldemort. Sure he can' t
kill Harry Potter worth a **** hut he will forever be known in my heart as:
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#121 - ing (01/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
no, this is the ultimate cock block
#6 - SunshineCabbage (01/04/2011) [-]
voldemort. voldemort. ohhhhhh... volde- volde- volde- VOLDEMORT!
#40 - legitpencil (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#20 - TheDinoIsBack (01/04/2011) [-]
*scrolls back up to stare*
User avatar #45 - StarScream (01/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
who else scrolled up and looked in his eyes when it said "dont look in its eyes"
#213 - RoflLmao (01/05/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#111 - SGfannr (01/05/2011) [-]
when he first saw it
#55 - philosophertime (01/05/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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#12 - moviedude (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #134 - denbus (01/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
anyone else look into his eyes right after it said in big red letters not to look into his eyes?
#123 - Murcielago (01/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#133 - aeiou **User deleted account** (01/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #89 - LegendaryWalrus (01/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
anybody scroll back up to look at him when it said "don't stare into its eyes" or when it said "did his creepy little smile just get wider"?
#344 - EspeonGirl (01/05/2011) [-]
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#253 - MontieShaw (01/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Did anybody else scroll back up just to stare at it? or just me.
#130 - brenton (01/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
****					 that noseless ass.
**** that noseless ass.
#18 - silentkiler (01/04/2011) [-]
the couple should call harry in that case
the couple should call harry in that case
#30 - JeremyFisher (01/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#38 to #37 - JeremyFisher (01/04/2011) [-]
Watching you fap.
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