My First Time. Haven't seen this in a while. My First Time Ever The Sky was Dork The Moon was High All Alone Just Her and I Her Hair so Soft Her Eyes so Blue I  Cow sex
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My First Time

Haven't seen this in a while

Tags: Cow | sex
My First Time Ever
The Sky was Dork
The Moon was High
All Alone
Just Her and I
Her Hair so Soft
Her Eyes so Blue
I Knew Just Who?
She / orated to Do
Her Skin so Soft
Her Legs so Fine
I Ran my Fingers
Down Her Spine
I Uhdn' t Know How
But I Tried my Best
I Started By Placing
My Hands on Her Breasts
I Remember my Fear
My Fast Beating Heart
But Slowly She Spread
Her Legs Apart
And When I Did It
I Felt No Shame
All of Once
The White Stuff Came
At Last It' s Finished
It' s All Over Now
My First Time Ever
Milking o Cow
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User avatar #3 - gangsterish (01/08/2010) [-]
boner, boner, bonerrr....

**** .
User avatar #6 - flashfire (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
why were you touching the cows tits?
User avatar #68 - KingShooey (01/09/2010) [-]
... The cow spread her legs apart???
User avatar #15 - MommycookieS (01/08/2010) [-]
i showed my cousin (26 i think)
and he thought the same thing i did
is it really bout a cow
i didnt know they can spread out their legs
#107 - DdotMan **User deleted account** (01/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
******* hell i got a boner ova this
tut tut
#86 - OsamaBinLlama (01/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lol he thinks the cows legs r fine?
#110 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Cows have breasts?
User avatar #111 to #110 - hellsmaw (01/09/2010) [-]
udders, breasts, milk bags, jugs, melons, hooters... its mostly the same **** . i guess just in the opinion of different people though.

captcha = scrub <<< gotta clean those udders before you milk them!
#12 - musicformann (01/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
****** **** YEAH!!!!!!!!!! AT FIRST YOU THINK HES ****** SOME CHICK FOR THE FIRST ****** TIME!!!!!!!! THEN BAM!!!!!!!!!! IT TURNS THE **** OUT HES MILKING A ****** COW!!!!!!!!! THEY JUST ****** SWITCH IT THE **** UP, AND THEN YOUR ****** LIKE WHAT THE **** MAN!!!!!!!!!! TO ****** EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 to #12 - dreamland **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [-]
Please lower your voice sir, you're being extremely rude
#91 - Jordax (01/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
honest guys, who really gives a **** if its a repost, its still funny. and this is funnyjunk after all. if it made me lol, and made you lol, whats the problem?
User avatar #34 - CrushOrange ONLINE (01/08/2010) [-]
You had me at Moo.
#21 - higuy (01/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The man who discovered milk... what was he doing with the cow???
#113 - Misunderstood (01/09/2010) [-]
hah, didn't see THAT coming!
User avatar #84 - ThatCoolGuy (01/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Did'nt saw that coming...
User avatar #85 to #84 - ratchat (01/09/2010) [-]
me to
#20 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #76 - CrazyJapaneseGuy **User deleted account** (01/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lets go back to my house
tern off deh layts cloose the ketains
and go 2 mah bed
n get under me blanket
and i will sho u.....
User avatar #78 to #76 - Ddubber (01/09/2010) [-]
Ok you fail for 2 reasons...1 being you got that off a very old FJ picture, and 2 being its "watch" not "wash". just gtfo.
#9 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
am.. am.. I going to hell?
User avatar #10 to #9 - FAISCISTBUG (01/08/2010) [-]
yes.....don't worry bud ill cya there
User avatar #115 - KookehXMonster (01/09/2010) [-]
ok i was taking that the wrong way, just reading the title i thought it was!! DIRTY MIND
#79 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i am no one i am nothing but i an everything and everybody i am anonymous we will unite and destroy ban together my brother and sister of the net together we will conquer
User avatar #83 to #79 - EpicWin (01/09/2010) [-]
You know, I feel like that would have made a lot more sense with punctuation.
#65 - wafflezz (01/09/2010) [-]
This just made my day :)
User avatar #43 - Captain Confusing (01/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The poem is in the shape of a penis. LOL.
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