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#77 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
this is pretty funny but i will say that satan has no actual power he tempts you to do his biding. god smites only the wicked and cruel just like the story of sodom (the city where we get the term sodomy from) when god destroys that city. the tower of babel were people built a tower without god's permission so he scattered their lanquages. even to the last part where he killed all the lazy and evil in hhis epic flood.
#71 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
All I see are Athiests saying " Don't push your religon" But they say it more rudly but there the ones trying to convince us that God does not exsist, Im a Christian and I belive in the God, and nothing can change that.
#67 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Poster stole this from here if you want to see the rest:
www dot religico dot com/2009/12/17/who-killed-more-people-in-the-bible-god-or-satan/
It's a damn good read if you like poking holes in religion. ;-)
www dot religico dot com/2009/12/17/who-killed-more-people-in-the-bible-god-or-satan/
It's a damn good read if you like poking holes in religion. ;-)
#65 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Hello im a cultist and i would just like to inform you all that there will be a sacrificial blade sharpening on Tuesday.
#60 -
a dinosaur (01/08/2010) [-]
Hello I'm with the church of Jehovas witnesses can I interest you in a light house pamphlet?
#53 -
jesusandpals (01/08/2010) [-] orrr mabe there the same ppl just multiple personalites.. like satan could of just gone crazy and developed a second personality
#52 -
VCEmblem (01/08/2010) [-] arguing over the internet is like the special olympics, it doesn't get anywhere
#69 to #52 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
WOW... way to ruin a great joke you fucking moron... It doesn't get anywhere.. that doesnt even make any god damn sense you fucking moron.. Next time you want to be original and steal from a joke... DONT..... what you should of done is said " arguing over the internet is like the special olympics, no matter who wins you're still retarded.
#48 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
um smart ass god kills everybody god controls wether u live or not he gave u ur life he takes it away i think i rather ave god kill me then satan satan is fag that hasnt killed anybody the ppl that die die bcuz god thinks there jounery of faith is over and they epicly win or bcuz he cs they arent gonna take there journey of faith they fail epicly and then go to hell
#45 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
I hope I'm not being blaphemous or anything but wouldn't jesus and satan be like friends? Here's the logic: If you obey jesus's rules, you get to go to heaven, if you are bad and disobey jesus's rules, you go to hell and satan makes you suffer for it. Now if satan doesn't cooperate with jesus then why would he be all like "you disobeyed his rules and that doesn't make me happy and now I'm gonna torture you for disobeying", if he wasn't friends, would he be like "I don't care what jesus says I think it's wrong and I think you should still go to heaven BUT I'M GONNA TORTURE YOU ANYWAY!" So if jesus and satan all have the same understanding that being bad means consequences and being good means rewards... ya think they'd be allies?
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I hope I'm not being blaphemous or anything but wouldn't jesus and satan be like friends? Here's the logic: If you obey jesus's rules, you get to go to heaven, if you are bad and disobey jesus's rules, you go to hell and satan makes you suffer for it. Now if satan doesn't cooperate with jesus then why would he be all like "you disobeyed his rules and that doesn't make me happy and now I'm gonna torture you for disobeying", if he wasn't friends, would he be like "I don't care what jesus says I think it's wrong and I think you should still go to heaven BUT I'M GONNA TORTURE YOU ANYWAY!" So if jesus and satan all have the same understanding that being bad means consequences and being good means rewards... ya think they'd be allies?
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#50 to #45 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
They're not allies because Jesus loves everyone and wouldn't want them tortured even with everything they've done. But because God and Satan have agreed that everyone who is unrepentant goes to hell to suffer for their sins, and what Satan does is the kind of shit that gets you into hell int he first place, it would be hypocrtical for Jesus and Satan to be friends.
#49 to #45 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
you have a common misconception, satan does not rule hell. At the end of the world or however you put it ;he is going to be cast into the lake of fire (hell) and die. so no....jesus and satan would not be friends. Considering Jesus is the one who is gonna be casting satan in the lake of fire. Murder kinda pulls friends apart.
#43 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Atheism isn't a religion, it's just a way for people who can't afford anything to try and act like they're the best. the only things i've seen in atheism is having a go at other religions. here's a thought. probably 90% of people who play world of warcraft are atheists, which means most of you are truly weak, but can't do anything except mock other religions on a site for funny pictures. second, whoever posted this didn't study properly, the only people god killed were thoes who lost trust in him and followed satan instead (A.k.a atheists). he killed his own son for everyone to live without the burdern of sins like swearing online making fun of a "fake religion". if ours is so fake why don't i see anything against islamics or muslims.
#84 to #43 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
And religion is for those that need to believe that there's some design that tehy fit into so that they don't spiral into depression about their own uselessness.
The rest of us just deal with it and don't wish (because that's pretty much what praying is) for help to magically come.
The rest of us just deal with it and don't wish (because that's pretty much what praying is) for help to magically come.
#62 to #43 -
TrippyHamster (01/08/2010) [-]
I mock other religions because they fuck up so often. Atheism isn't a religion, correct. But it never was fuckwit. It's for the people who choose not to believe a bunch of bullshit lies handed down via chinese whispers for a few thousand years. Your views are your views, but don't push them on us, Anontard.
#40 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
How many people did God create, more then Satan, and neither killed anybody, if you mean whose followers killed more, well a true Christian has no reason to kill, so 0. Captcha= tutor
#35 -
anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Christians on the internet = Lambs to the slaughter. Don't try converting people in your comments, tardasses