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Dictionary To Men and Women

Lol. This is true

a. Do what you want
I am not upset
Yoo will my " this later
of course I am upset, you melon!
are
Adventurous - Slept with eyephone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Fewer may ‘friendly? person
Fun - Admireing
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
lati
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you' ll he sorry
6. We need to talk = you' re in moss
I Sum, go ahead = you better not
to like to have sex with you
I' d like to hgyu sex with you
I' d like to have sent with you
I' m gay
8. Can I can you sometime?
it Do you want to go to a movie‘?
IO., can I take you out to thither‘?
11 . Tease shoes don' t go with that outfit
IO, You' re wry attentive tonight is 531 all you enter think about)?
MEN' S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
I I am sleepy = I am sleepy
it I am than = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Felice cleavage!
5. I lone you = let' s have set now
6. I am honed = Do you want to haste sent?
I May I have this dance‘? = I' d like to have salt with you
And Health...
A recent st: study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on
where they are in their mensen. Iai cycle.
For example, when a woman is mutating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with
scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoed up his backside.
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Submitted: 01/07/2010
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User avatar #27 - Vihtic (01/08/2010) [-]
I think two bad traits for a woman would be feminist, and professional. Nothings worse than a fat bitch telling you what to do.
#32 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (6 replies)
OKAY IM IN LOVE WITH THIS!!!yeah im a girl
User avatar #33 to #32 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (01/08/2010) [-]
may i have this dance?
#25 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [-]
They just dissed every chick over 39...I liek cougars not cool, but lol anyway.
User avatar #11 - HomeSikk (01/08/2010) [-]
Honey i'm home=honey i hope your not cheating on me
#15 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
When I'm not on my period I get angry reeeeeeaaaaaaally easily, but I'm not bitchy, I'm really happy unless you piss me off.
Then when I AM on my period, I'm super nice. WTF?!
User avatar #22 to #18 - BillyMayes (01/08/2010) [-]
You just THINK its that way. What it really is, is people being REALLY NICE to YOU, so that way you DON'T get pissed... and shove a cricket stump up their ass, and douse them in petrol, while contemplating where to place the scissors.
#60 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (7 replies)
FUCER this is a repost take it off or im gonna rape ur kids and there kids and u
User avatar #70 to #65 - Arsonist (01/08/2010) [-]
you're all on the internet, no one cares about your opinion.
#45 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (14 replies)
ffffuuuccckk.. Im athletic.
But I have a killer ass. o_o Hm..
QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS:
If you had to have one of these girls,which would you take?
a) No tits,great ass
b) nice tits, no ass
User avatar #55 to #45 - hessianarcher (01/08/2010) [-]
as long as they never run into each other, i don't have to choose....
User avatar #38 - FAISCISTBUG (01/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
what if you really do like their dress and you're not gay? do you go up to them and say "nice cleavage"?
User avatar #78 - thelolking (01/08/2010) [-]
Look at tags
#75 - Terran (01/08/2010) [-]
So so true
#73 - RoGeReSmItH **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [-]
so so so so true hahahahahahha
#62 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
No
Feminest = Dyke
&
Maybe = Yes
#46 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
BOOOOOOOOOOOBS
#28 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
repost
#24 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
At first i was lol'd.
Then I lol'd.
Then I lol'd again.
Then finally, I lol'd.
Then I lol'd.
#21 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get mad while I'm on mine I just stay normal mood.
#20 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
The final bit is what got me. (cricket stump ftw!)
#8 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (7 replies)
everytime I have my periods I get mad at everyone specially boys
#7 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
its so true
#2 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Exact opposite is true for my boyfriend. I'm the one who has to try and buy sex from him!
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