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Amy Winehouse (NEW JOKE IN DESC)

One day, Amy
Winehouse was in
her limo, taking
tour around the UK,
except her driver
got lost in the
country. So, not
looking where he was
going while arguing
with her, he ran
over this cow that
was standing in the
middle of this
narrow country lane.
While he' s literally
bricking it, Amy
forces her driver to
go up to the small
cottage, on tell the
farmer what he has
done.
2 hours later, the
driver stumbles down
to the limo. Amy,
who' s now furious,
chambers out
shouting at him
What took you so
lonel? Why are your
clothes torn, your
hair a mess, and
why are you holding
that bottle of
champagne and a bag
of What
happened?"
He replied "The
farmer handed me
this money, his wife
gave me this bottle
of champers, and his
daughter made sweet
love to me on the
floor'"
She said "What did
you my to the
formal?"
I' m Amy
Winehouse' s limo
driver, and I' just
killed the cow."
Dedz to
Whatisgwaning
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#15 - coolbeanz (01/02/2011) [-]
at first i thought he got all that for being amy whinehouse's limo driver...
#41 - sovietbacon (01/02/2011) [+] (10 replies)
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User avatar #11 - plainclothesman (01/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
To my understanding, by looking at a bag, you can tell how much money is in it?
#37 - JOVICAGA (01/02/2011) [-]
so the driver was driving a cow and ran over the farmers amy winhouse?
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#30 - devastationmars (01/02/2011) [-]
That whole family's reaction
#63 - crackaddict (01/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#65 - MetalBeaner (01/02/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Buckets, Buckets everywhere!
#16 - StrikerXBL (01/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#21 to #16 - skir (01/02/2011) [-]
i logged in so i could thumb down this comment, faggot
User avatar #62 - bagonipples (01/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
did anyone else notice his background grey was a little off?
#53 - deviousalien ONLINE (01/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - anonymous (01/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Amy Winehouse is a great musician.
User avatar #33 to #32 - ObersterDeutsch (01/02/2011) [-]
If by musician you mean prostitute then yes, yes she is.
#80 - blackdynamite (01/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Alright we'll go over this again, now point out which of Amy's bones were broken.
#14 - Thegrandme (01/02/2011) [+] (7 replies)
If he was literally bricking it, that would mean he was beatinging it with a brick.
#22 to #14 - yummehMOO (01/02/2011) [-]
beatinging?

I am disappoint.
#25 - anonymous (01/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#31 to #25 - rpursley (01/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #24 - WhatIsGwaning (01/02/2011) [-]
LMAO you spelled my name wrong looool
#36 - craftyfox (01/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I bet a rage limo wouldn't have that problem
#40 to #36 - Drpealz (01/02/2011) [-]
better yet...
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