My Next Life. . My Next Life by Woody Allen In my next life I wont to live backwards. Vou start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you warm up in on old Woody allen next Life
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My Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next life I wont to live backwards.
Vou start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you warm up in on old people' s home
feeling better emery day.
You get tricked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work. you get o gold watch
1!’ . and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you' re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
l Vou party, drink alcohol, and are
Is generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a laid, you play.
Eon house no responsibilities,
you become o baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your lost 9 months floating in
luxurious use we conditions with
heating and room service
on top. larger quarters emery day
and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
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#25 - anon id: 76c8fe21
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(01/08/2010) [-]
so basically..i have to crawl back into my mom's vagina?
#26 to #25 - anon id: 2367cf64
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(01/08/2010) [-]
asshole in your case
#28 to #26 - chrispbacon **User deleted account**
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User avatar #38 to #28 - jaquewells
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run forrest, run..
no, no,
swim dory, swim..
#45 to #38 - anon id: 2539feba
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just keep swimmin
just keep swimmin
just keep swimmin

:D
#53 to #45 - PandaiiBear **User deleted account**
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(01/08/2010) [-]
WTH IS WITH THE PURPLE LINES THAT RANDOMLY APPEAR WHEN WE REPLY TO SOMEONE/THING
#59 to #53 - anon id: 293bf5e0
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NOT RANDOM *******!
#80 to #28 - anon id: 42044882
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(01/08/2010) [-]
props for the Jeff Dunham reference
#31 to #28 - anon id: 348f7aee
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(01/08/2010) [-]
someone give this magnificent bastard a medal!
User avatar #1 - jikininki
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(01/07/2010) [-]
why don't you ask benjamin button what it is like
#3 to #1 - anon id: 0fdff7bc
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besides it being a bad movie, OK!
#15 to #3 - anon id: 18189b6d
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**** you. That is all
#14 to #1 - anon id: fd9976c5
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(01/07/2010) [-]
Because he never got to float around in a spa and he also started acting like an old guy even though he looked like a kid. He also never ended with an orgasm he just died as a baby.
#29 to #14 - anon id: 2367cf64
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WTF im supposed to watch it today, and now uve ruined it. FAGGOT CHILD
User avatar #42 - funnyjunkjokester
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(01/08/2010) [-]
I guess Benjamin Button lived an amazing life...
User avatar #61 to #42 - mightymilk
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(01/08/2010) [-]
after seeing that movie i dont think it is..
User avatar #67 - Attack Cows
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(01/08/2010) [-]
'live' backwards is 'evil'
#69 to #67 - anon id: 6681afba
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no.........way....
#75 to #67 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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'lived' backwards is 'devil'
#88 to #75 - anon id: 1514fe97
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racecar backwards is racecar
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#78 to #75 - anon id: 3c6206be
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awesome response
#77 - Lookinatstuff
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(01/08/2010) [-]
Sounds good.

The only problem I see is the whole idea of old, dead people popping up out of nowhere and suddenly coming to life. That would creep the hell out of the rest of us...
User avatar #18 - Kodak
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(01/08/2010) [-]
1. You have to dig 6 ft to live
2. You never get to see how you were made
3. When you get married as a little kid, is it good or bad?
#20 to #18 - anon id: a834258c
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You start off married, or alone. Then you get divorced. Or divorce, then marry. o.O
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#12 - spcfraser
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well i have to agree tho that would be nice
#22 - Ladycheshire
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(01/08/2010) [-]
No more truer words...
User avatar #8 - KazumaKyu
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(01/07/2010) [-]
Would that the world worked like this. Fiction is always more appealing than reality, and this particular bit is proving quite alluring indeed...
#21 to #8 - anon id: 1514fe97
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that maybe true, but truth is stranger than fiction.
#24 - Nebuchadnezzar
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(01/08/2010) [-]
Excellent, you recieve my stamp