My Next Life. . My Next Life by Woody Allen In my next life I wont to live backwards. Vou start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you warm up in on old Woody allen next Life
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My Next Life

My Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next life I wont to live backwards.
Vou start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you warm up in on old people' s home
feeling better emery day.
You get tricked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work. you get o gold watch
1!’ . and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you' re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
l Vou party, drink alcohol, and are
Is generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a laid, you play.
Eon house no responsibilities,
you become o baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your lost 9 months floating in
luxurious use we conditions with
heating and room service
on top. larger quarters emery day
and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
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Submitted: 01/07/2010
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#25 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (8 replies)
so basically..i have to crawl back into my mom's vagina?
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User avatar #1 - jikininki (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
why don't you ask benjamin button what it is like
User avatar #42 - funnyjunkjokester (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I guess Benjamin Button lived an amazing life...
User avatar #67 - Attack Cows (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
'live' backwards is 'evil'
#77 - Lookinatstuff (01/08/2010) [-]
Sounds good.

The only problem I see is the whole idea of old, dead people popping up out of nowhere and suddenly coming to life. That would creep the hell out of the rest of us...
User avatar #18 - Kodak (01/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. You have to dig 6 ft to live
2. You never get to see how you were made
3. When you get married as a little kid, is it good or bad?
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#12 - spcfraser (01/07/2010) [-]
well i have to agree tho that would be nice
#22 - Ladycheshire (01/08/2010) [-]
No more truer words...
User avatar #8 - KazumaKyu (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Would that the world worked like this. Fiction is always more appealing than reality, and this particular bit is proving quite alluring indeed...
#24 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/08/2010) [-]
Excellent, you recieve my stamp
#64 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [+] (8 replies)
he is relly ugly. Jonas brothers look 10000x cooler than the boring bald dude.
User avatar #72 to #65 - BillyMayes (01/08/2010) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. YOU ARE NOLONGER ALLOWED TO SPEAK, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU, SIR ARE AN IDIOT.

BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A WONDEROUS INVENTION CALLED MIGHTY PUTTY?
User avatar #37 - jaquewells (01/08/2010) [-]
Holy Cheesenuts..
#34 - Jordax (01/08/2010) [-]
sounds good. .
wait, sounds ******* AWESOME!!. .
User avatar #79 - Inexplicably (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Obviously he hadn't thought about the Dad and the Mum having sex while he's in the womb, he'll get all sorts of injuries!
User avatar #54 - vampireragdoll (01/08/2010) [-]
-is envious of Benjamin Button-
User avatar #39 - dylanisman (01/08/2010) [-]
awsome lol
#63 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
George Carlin did it better in a stand up show.
#60 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
captcha: erect
#7 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
Genius.... pure genius
#6 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
**** !
i want to do that now. I guess what they say really is true. Youth is wasted on the young
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