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User avatar #79 - Inexplicably (01/08/2010) [-]
Obviously he hadn't thought about the Dad and the Mum having sex while he's in the womb, he'll get all sorts of injuries!
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#81 to #79 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
You know most people don't have sex when the wife is pregnant right? :-/
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#84 to #81 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
What planet are you from?
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#87 to #84 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
tatooine
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#82 to #81 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
actually your wrong. Its good for the baby and the woman who is pregnant for sex to occur. look it up dumbass
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#85 to #82 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Plus no guy is that big...and the uterus closes when the baby is inside of it...
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#77 - Lookinatstuff (01/08/2010) [-]
Sounds good.

The only problem I see is the whole idea of old, dead people popping up out of nowhere and suddenly coming to life. That would creep the hell out of the rest of us...
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#74 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
if you were born dead wouldnt you be born in a casket 6 feet under the ground then just suffocate when ur born?
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User avatar #67 - Attack Cows (01/08/2010) [-]
'live' backwards is 'evil'
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#75 to #67 - numbierwun (01/08/2010) [-]
'lived' backwards is 'devil'
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#88 to #75 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
racecar backwards is racecar
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User avatar #89 to #88 - EFAN **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
EFAN backwards is NAFE thats amazing right?
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#78 to #75 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
awesome response
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#69 to #67 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
no.........way....
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#64 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
he is relly ugly. Jonas brothers look 10000x cooler than the boring bald dude.
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#73 to #64 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
grow up.
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#83 to #73 - a dinosaur (01/08/2010) [-]
If I didn't you wouldn't have read that gay war reference. Try : go die. instead.
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#68 to #64 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
How the hell can you call Woody Allen boring? And the Jonas Fags cool?
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#70 to #68 - a dinosaur (01/08/2010) [-]
Ok I got an idea to settle this, the jews lost 6,000,000 in teh world war two, then became slowly cooler to other people. Kill 6,000,000 jonas brothers and loyal fans come back, and you still won't be near as cool.
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#66 to #64 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Woooowwwww NO. GO get a jonas-brothers themed gun, and SHOOT your disney loving brains out so people dont have to read your dribble. You sicken me, You ruin this site, go die, please.
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#65 to #64 - KommissarKvC (01/08/2010) [-]
hes ugly because hes a pureblood jew
just like mel brooks is an ugly fuck because hes pureblood jew
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User avatar #72 to #65 - BillyMayes (01/08/2010) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. YOU ARE NOLONGER ALLOWED TO SPEAK, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU, SIR ARE AN IDIOT.

BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A WONDEROUS INVENTION CALLED MIGHTY PUTTY?
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#86 to #72 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
:D I WANT SOME FUCKING MIGHTEH PUTTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#63 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
George Carlin did it better in a stand up show.
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#60 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
captcha: erect
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#56 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
THUMB ME DOWN...I...DARE...YOU
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#57 to #56 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
You will forever walk in the land of neutral, my friend.
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#71 to #57 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
obviously not.
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User avatar #54 - vampireragdoll (01/08/2010) [-]
-is envious of Benjamin Button-
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#48 - getoutplease (01/08/2010) [-]
lol im number 666
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#50 to #48 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
I just pressed the thumbs up button and I was number 666?
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#49 to #48 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
no, i am ;D
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