Death to Twilight. Worth every penny . DAD! may just Nih- there isn' t sing he as third might movie! assasins I hired. I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast.
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Death to Twilight

Worth every penny

DAD! may just Nih-
there isn' t sing
he as third might
movie!
assasins
I hired
...
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Submitted: 01/07/2010
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User avatar #37 - LeoLeonardoIII (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast.
#28 - Stealthypie (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Finally, a good staredad.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [-]
Thank god we can all sleep peacefully tonight, knowing that a million twilight fags are crying, and a billion way-happier people are having dreams of those god-sent assassins at work stabbing stakes through the sparkly evil.
User avatar #39 - GordonXFreeman (01/08/2010) [-]
I should go after the cast with a crowbar
User avatar #1 - Why do you care (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
it seems assassins creed was worth it to learn how to kill, hiding a knife under your sleeves. money well spent.
#3 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
WOW that is the first thing i have ever learned on funnyjunk
thank you good sir
#43 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/08/2010) [-]
lol this guy gets my stamp
User avatar #11 - Daedalusy (01/07/2010) [-]
So is this the setting for Assassin's Creed III?

I'M SO STOKED!!
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
wow. you took two unfunny, overused things and made it into something actually funny. props.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [+] (13 replies)
I wanna be the very best....
User avatar #72 to #71 - commonlolage (01/08/2010) [-]
Not ******* yet!

I'll travel accross the land, searching far and wide
User avatar #64 - dylanisman (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this is supposed to be daddy debrah was mean to me at school. "take a **** on her desk" what???? "like a boss!" "LIKE A BOSS!"
#76 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [-]
it can be anything, if that's the only staredad you've seen I got news for you.
User avatar #48 - nabi (01/08/2010) [-]
call in the combine assasins! oh wait, the where cut from HL2 :'(
User avatar #47 - ThatCoolGuy (01/08/2010) [-]
The Assassin's Creed got some extra money.
User avatar #41 - HomeSikk (01/08/2010) [-]
Assasins StareDad:Death of Twilight
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
they released twilight new moon on my b-day so i made a vow that im gonna find the writer director and producer and rip off thier heads and **** down there necks!
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
...ive seen twilight
#82 to #65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [-]
I thumbed up your mom.
#57 - BlondeInLeather **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I've never seen twilight , but by the looks of it , i've picked a good choice lol.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [-]
he assassinatated him...............LIKE A BOSS
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
with his gay sparklyness he wasnt hard to find
#13 to #12 - demikura (01/07/2010) [-]
The herd of twelve year olds and MILFs probably helped too.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'VE COME TO A DECISION THAT PEOPLE ONLY USE TWILIGHT AS A BASIS FOR THEIR JOKES. WE ALL HATE TWILIGHT, BUT THE PERSON THOUGHT OF THE JOKE, AND DECIDED TO BASE IT ON TWILIGHT. END-O-DISCUSSION.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
if i had money i would also hire a hit-man to kill kristen stewart XD MUAHAHAHAHA
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