Death to Twilight. Worth every penny . DAD! may just Nih- there isn' t sing he as third might movie! assasins I hired. I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast. Staredadl Twilight joke
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User avatar #37 - LeoLeonardoIII (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast.
#28 - Stealthypie (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Finally, a good staredad.
User avatar #39 - GordonXFreeman (01/08/2010) [-]
I should go after the cast with a crowbar
#43 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/08/2010) [-]
lol this guy gets my stamp
User avatar #11 - Daedalusy (01/07/2010) [-]
So is this the setting for Assassin's Creed III?

I'M SO STOKED!!
User avatar #1 - Why do you care (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
it seems assassins creed was worth it to learn how to kill, hiding a knife under your sleeves. money well spent.
User avatar #2 to #1 - yourociroll (01/07/2010) [-]
Hiding knives in your sleeves was used in the middle ages, most men shook wrists instead of hands to check if the other person had a knife in their sleeve.

CC:greet :/
#66 - Ken M (01/08/2010) [+] (13 replies)
I wanna be the very best....
User avatar #72 to #71 - commonlolage (01/08/2010) [-]
Not ******* yet!

I'll travel accross the land, searching far and wide
User avatar #48 - nabi (01/08/2010) [-]
call in the combine assasins! oh wait, the where cut from HL2 :'(
User avatar #47 - ThatCoolGuy (01/08/2010) [-]
The Assassin's Creed got some extra money.
User avatar #41 - HomeSikk (01/08/2010) [-]
Assasins StareDad:Death of Twilight
#57 - BlondeInLeather **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I've never seen twilight , but by the looks of it , i've picked a good choice lol.
#12 - Ken M (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
with his gay sparklyness he wasnt hard to find
#13 to #12 - demikura (01/07/2010) [-]
The herd of twelve year olds and MILFs probably helped too.
#86 - Pickausername (01/08/2010) [-]
He was right there is a formula to a good response
User avatar #85 - ModernEpilektos (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
way to bring Twilight back on to FJ, dude
#61 - Ken M (01/08/2010) [-]
the dad's face is so ******* hilarious!
#44 - Ken M (01/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
NO! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
#42 - Ken M (01/08/2010) [-]
as much as i love twilight, this is hilarious :L
#40 - Ken M (01/08/2010) [-]
Thank god we can all sleep peacefully tonight, knowing that a million twilight fags are crying, and a billion way-happier people are having dreams of those god-sent assassins at work stabbing stakes through the sparkly evil.
User avatar #14 - AHazelnut (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Stephenie Meyer is on the fence about making a Breaking Dawn movie, because she feels that CGI isn't good enough to depict Renesmee...

*cough*dumbcunt*cough*
#9 - Ken M (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
they released twilight new moon on my b-day so i made a vow that im gonna find the writer director and producer and rip off thier heads and **** down there necks!
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