Death to Twilight. Worth every penny . DAD! may just Nih- there isn' t sing he as third might movie! assasins I hired. I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast. Staredadl Twilight joke
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User avatar #37 - LeoLeonardoIII (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I bet he hired Ezio and Altair to kill the cast.
#28 - Stealthypie (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Finally, a good staredad.
User avatar #39 - GordonXFreeman (01/08/2010) [-]
I should go after the cast with a crowbar
#43 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/08/2010) [-]
lol this guy gets my stamp
User avatar #11 - Daedalusy (01/07/2010) [-]
So is this the setting for Assassin's Creed III?

I'M SO STOKED!!
User avatar #1 - Why do you care (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
it seems assassins creed was worth it to learn how to kill, hiding a knife under your sleeves. money well spent.
User avatar #2 to #1 - yourociroll (01/07/2010) [-]
Hiding knives in your sleeves was used in the middle ages, most men shook wrists instead of hands to check if the other person had a knife in their sleeve.

CC:greet :/
#66 - anonexplains (01/08/2010) [+] (13 replies)
I wanna be the very best....
User avatar #72 to #71 - commonlolage (01/08/2010) [-]
Not ******* yet!

I'll travel accross the land, searching far and wide
User avatar #48 - nabi (01/08/2010) [-]
call in the combine assasins! oh wait, the where cut from HL2 :'(
User avatar #47 - ThatCoolGuy (01/08/2010) [-]
The Assassin's Creed got some extra money.
User avatar #41 - HomeSikk (01/08/2010) [-]
Assasins StareDad:Death of Twilight
#57 - BlondeInLeather **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I've never seen twilight , but by the looks of it , i've picked a good choice lol.
#12 - anonexplains (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
with his gay sparklyness he wasnt hard to find
#13 to #12 - demikura (01/07/2010) [-]
The herd of twelve year olds and MILFs probably helped too.
#86 - Pickausername (01/08/2010) [-]
He was right there is a formula to a good response
User avatar #85 - ModernEpilektos (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
way to bring Twilight back on to FJ, dude
#88 - anonexplains (01/08/2010) [-]
you go girl
#83 - anonexplains (01/08/2010) [-]
spelling nazi!! thats not how u spell assassins!!!
User avatar #36 - wolfgrl (01/08/2010) [-]
yeah, honestly i never liked twilight but am still sick of all the hate its getting old. This however was ******* hilarious! congrats to whoever made a successful i-hate-twilight AND staredad that was actually funny.
#35 - anonexplains (01/08/2010) [-]
This isn't funny. Yeah we all hate Twilight but the Jokes have gotten old, and none of the stare dad jokes are funny. The original is Ok but the rest just SUCK!!!
#32 - anonexplains (01/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'VE COME TO A DECISION THAT PEOPLE ONLY USE TWILIGHT AS A BASIS FOR THEIR JOKES. WE ALL HATE TWILIGHT, BUT THE PERSON THOUGHT OF THE JOKE, AND DECIDED TO BASE IT ON TWILIGHT. END-O-DISCUSSION.
User avatar #22 - big tater (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
GRAMMER NAZI

*assassins...
#24 to #22 - anonexplains (01/07/2010) [-]
Grammar*
Seriously if you're going to correct people do it right, please?
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