A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young sen
playing with his new dank train in the living room. She heard the train step and her sen said,
All effen sens unhitches who want off, get the hell , cause this is the last step! Andall
of yen sens of bitches who are getting em get your asses in the train, cause we' re goingg down
The mother went nuts and told her sen, "We don' t use that kind of language in this house. Now
I want yen to go to your room and yen are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come
out, you may play with yehr train, but I want yen to use nice language."
Two hours later, the sen comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon
the train stepped and the mother heard her sen say, "All passengers who are disembarking
from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you We thank yen for
riding with us today andhave your trip was appearant we We mm yen will ride with us again
soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of yen just boarding, we ask yen to stow all
of your hand luggage under your seat Remember, there is m smoking on the train. We mm
yen will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us taday_"
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of yen who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay. please see the bitch in the kitchen."