In the Pool! (Read Discription). Since you guys liked my first joke I decided to post another. Its really not that long, i just put spaces in whenever the speak maid kill Pool
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In the Pool! (Read Discription)

Since you guys liked my first joke I decided to post another. Its really not that long, i just put spaces in whenever the speaker of the conversation changed. Im also changing the colors around so let me know what you guys like.<br />
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Tags: maid | kill | Pool
A guy dials his home phone
from work. A strange woman
answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
This is the maid." Answered
the woman. "We Don' t have a
maid!"
Ct was just hired this morning
by the lady of the house."
Well, this is her husband. Is
she there?"
Uemm... she' s upstairs in the
bedroom with someone who I
just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to
the maid, "Listen, would you
like to make , 000?"
What do I have to do?"
Ct want you to get my gun
from my desk in the den and
shoot that bitch and the jerk
she' s with."
The maid puts down the phone
The guy hears footsteps,
followed by two gunshots.
What should I do with the
bodies?"
Throw them in the swimming
pool!"
What?! There' s no swimming
pool!"
Theres a long pause at the
...
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#18 - CaptainObviousMan (01/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Random caller tells me to kills two people...




Seems Legit.
#23 - tavoxman (01/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Noo, no.
#74 - awesomosaurous (01/01/2011) [-]
noooooo nooo i take money now
#27 - Jovierik (01/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
How was there a gun in the desk in the den?
#53 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (01/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#103 - ryangle (01/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the gun is in the desk though...

he knows
#90 - chawlsBITCH (01/01/2011) [-]
Noo....Mrs. Wife no here....
+22
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#92 - thecolourofdarknes (01/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
IN THE PO- ......Nevermind.
IN THE PO- ......Nevermind.
#2 - fishinyourface (12/31/2010) [-]
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User avatar #112 - Thenewguygunther (01/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
wait how did he know about the gun from the desk in the den
#46 - Afki (01/01/2011) [-]
Throw them in the swimming pool? That's very smart idea.
#17 - CaptainObviousMan (01/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
But, if that was the wrong number....THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
User avatar #9 - dafiltafish (01/01/2011) [-]
how did he know where the gun was?
User avatar #99 - Poptimusfresh (01/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
did everyone else also read that maids part in a Mexican accent
#105 to #99 - summerfamous (01/01/2011) [-]
yesss yes i did
User avatar #43 - lateforfriday (01/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
how would he know if they had a gun on a desk if that wasnt his house?
#93 - sammyp (01/01/2011) [-]
I DIALED A 8 INSTEAD OF A 7
User avatar #117 - nITE (01/01/2011) [-]
Wait where did he knew about the gun
+11
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#28 - Pink Floyd (01/01/2011) [-]
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