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the birth of chuck norris

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ok this is the conception, just enjoy the joke
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Views: 40073 Favorited: 66 Submitted: 01/06/2010

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#209 - TheWolf (01/07/2010)
fail this pic has a lack of round housekicks
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#208 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
And on that day...the definition of the word EPIC was born...
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#206 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
i wish people talked ablot me like this.
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#207 to #206 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
people DO talk about me like this.
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User avatar #205 - BrianStorm (01/07/2010)
How much wood can a Chuck Norris chuck? All of it.
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#203 - SammichNotSandwich (01/07/2010)
chuck norris can drown fish
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#210 to #203 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
that isn't so hard-when fish are brought on land and die that is known as drowning
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#202 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
chuck norris was born just after they crucified him thousands of years ago he decided to change his name from something a lil less obvious then jesus
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#204 to #202 - SammichNotSandwich (01/07/2010)
chuck norris can fail and win at the same time
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User avatar #201 - xXKIRAXx (01/07/2010)
Chuck Norris was not born. He has always been here, hiding in the shadows. Ready to strike.

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#199 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father
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#198 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
chuck norris dosent do push ups he pushes the earth down
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#197 - shadowshudder (01/07/2010)
Lets start a chuck norris saying thing. Heres an example: When chuck norris goes in water he does'nt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd.
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User avatar #200 to #197 - thecrayzeeness (01/07/2010)
ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELEIVE ITS NOT BUTTER
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