FML Compilation (Part 1). My first post! Thumb and help me level! Just kidding.... do whatever.. FML Compilation (Part 1) Today, my mother told me to 'guit havi
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FML Compilation (Part 1)

My first post! Thumb and help me level! Just kidding.... do whatever.

FML Compilation (Part 1)
Today, my mother told me to 'guit having a pity party'. I was Just diagnosed with depression. I' lost my
boyfriend, , my academic standing, and ajust got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And
my mother thinks I' m a cry baby. Great. FML
Story of my Today,
oday, I finally found the wards to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answerers"
asked lichen.
hat I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had Invited friends over, and when I told them I was going
out on a date, my mum said "No you' re not, don' t lie. who would go out with you?" FML
oday, an antiques dealer made antone about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
a t e ast we mg meeting wit my lance at our c um . inning extreme y ate tom my
house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my Friends when I fell asleep after a party. The
priest wasn' t too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
Toay, a Ing one guys steps, siema , an giveway or two ours strang t, I went to as
money. He said, "Work is Its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Thumb if this made if
this made you cringe.
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
At least
she S In the oday, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I' been making and giving to my husband for work
I w.,. ------""""" have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
So fellow funnyjunkers this is my first post EVER!
So yeah... hope you like it and **** .
Thumb up if you wanna see a part 2!
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Submitted: 12/31/2010
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User avatar #4 - thephantur (12/31/2010) [-]
If someone told me that "work was it's own reward", I'd ******* shovel the snow right back onto his driveway, sidewalk, and throw some more in front of his door for good measure.
User avatar #1 - CaptainJohnPrice (12/31/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Yes! Let's take random posts off other websites and put them here! Genius1
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