The phone. .
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The phone

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Submitted: 01/06/2010
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#27 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A new pair of shoes?? 150$
A brand new Corvette?? 200,00$
A Luxury Mountain Mansion?? 3,000,000$
Having your wife shipped off to a sweat shop in asia to pay off the debt??
Priceless.
User avatar #102 - SkwisgaarSkwigelf (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
That was MY phone you kike!
User avatar #103 to #102 - Klokateer (01/07/2010) [-]
*beat* *punch* *kick* *pound* *shank*
User avatar #36 - shamusogrady (01/07/2010) [+] (6 replies)
This joke would've been better with a little chocolate milk!
#69 - Katzie (01/07/2010) [-]
*gasp* thats why my wife spent all that cash!
User avatar #55 - Darkzain (01/07/2010) [-]
FUCK! That was MY phone!!
#72 - a dinosaur (01/07/2010) [-]
When the phones owner get's home hes gonna get laid until she says something about all the cash.
User avatar #24 - mayhmong (01/07/2010) [-]
Moral of the story....

Never leave your cell phone unattended, especially in the locker room full of men!
#7 - Almondania (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What commercial is it, cause I wanna see this shit.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
baha this joke made me feel really good about myself because i worked out what was goin to happen before it happend, but i dont think many other readers would have, so maybe im happy for all the wrong reasons but because thats irrelivent im still kind of smiling a bit, and really thats all that matters. also i feel pretty special because today i jumped of the big diving board at the pool
#115 - musicformann (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Thats fuckin sick man. I dont mean sick in a bad way, but a good way, a good fuckin sick. Like when you eat to much cake and feel like your gonna throw up, that is the fuckin kind of good fuckin sick i mean.
#120 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2010) [-]
but who was phone?
User avatar #116 - Turquoise (01/07/2010) [-]
Owned
User avatar #53 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
So many critics, lawl. I liked the joke, but they are in a way right, something missing from it, lawl.
#121 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2010) [-]
it was a commercial, he just changed it a bit, i thumbed down >:(
User avatar #98 - Dratwotheman (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I see what he did there.
#73 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2010) [-]
That was very predictable
User avatar #65 - JcSumma (01/07/2010) [-]
epic =D
User avatar #63 - scaaro **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
hahaha.. legendary
User avatar #52 - StormyRoxForLife (01/07/2010) [-]
pretty funny but idk........somthins wrong with it.............
#111 - tator (01/07/2010) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha thats funny!
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