The phone. . There is a man in a crowded locker reem in a gym. A cell phone rings en the bench next him, and he answers en speaker, so the sound was heard throu
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There is a man in a crowded locker reem in a gym.
A cell phone rings en the bench next him, and he answers en speaker, so
the sound was heard throughout the locker reem. Some go quiet. A female
voice said "Honey, are yen still at the gym?" the man said "Yes dear." She
then continued "Well, I was in the mall today and I saw a really nice pair of
shoes. They were anly . Would it be okay if I bought it?" He said "Well,
if yen really want it, go ahead and get them."
Thanks! Oh, and en the way I went by a Perrette dealership and saw the
new medels. I want get ene, but it' s 200, 000. Sheild I get it?" The man
replied "Well, sure, because yen know I love you." The men in the locker
reem hush m hear the rest of the shocking conversation,
Oh, thank you!" she yelled, "Oh, and honey, I was talking the owners of
the house we were looking at said anither family bid , 000 higher than
em offer, What should we do?". The man pondered fer a moment, then said
Well, go ahead and double their offer, they' ll never outbid that."
Well, okay haney. Love you! Bye!" The man then hung up Realizing
everyone in the locker reem staring in amazement, he says "Anyone
know who' s phone this is?"
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Submitted: 01/06/2010
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#1 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2010) [+] (11 replies)
this is from a comercial moron... everyone has seen it its nothin new!
User avatar #4 to #3 - swisscheeseluver (01/06/2010) [-]
I'm from the U.S. and I haven't seen it either!
Get it right!
User avatar #102 - SkwisgaarSkwigelf (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
That was MY phone you kike!
User avatar #103 to #102 - Klokateer (01/07/2010) [-]
*beat* *punch* *kick* *pound* *shank*
User avatar #91 - awesomeguyTS ONLINE (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
looks like

*Puts on shades*

The husband has been phone jack-ed

YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!11!!!!
User avatar #92 to #91 - KOPJOKER (01/07/2010) [-]
That was one of the worst ive ever seen.
User avatar #36 - shamusogrady (01/07/2010) [+] (6 replies)
This joke would've been better with a little chocolate milk!
#69 - Katzie **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
*gasp* thats why my wife spent all that cash!
User avatar #55 - Darkzain (01/07/2010) [-]
**** ! That was MY phone!!
#27 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A new pair of shoes?? 150$
A brand new Corvette?? 200,00$
A Luxury Mountain Mansion?? 3,000,000$
Having your wife shipped off to a sweat shop in asia to pay off the debt??
Priceless.
User avatar #39 to #31 - leaderelrond (01/07/2010) [-]
i liked it, that was better then the actual commercials. lmao
#72 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
When the phones owner get's home hes gonna get laid until she says something about all the cash.
User avatar #24 - mayhmong (01/07/2010) [-]
Moral of the story....

Never leave your cell phone unattended, especially in the locker room full of men!
#7 - Almondania (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What commercial is it, cause I wanna see this **** .
#68 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
OMG I 666 THUMBED UP!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #71 to #68 - CupOfCommunisum (01/07/2010) [-]
OMG I DIDN'T THUMB UP!!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYONE GIVE A **** ABOUT WHAT I DID???
NO!
DOES ANYONE GIVE A **** ABOUT WHAT YOU DID???
NO!
User avatar #116 - Turquoise (01/07/2010) [-]
Owned
#115 - musicformann (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Thats ****** sick man. I dont mean sick in a bad way, but a good way, a good ****** sick. Like when you eat to much cake and feel like your gonna throw up, that is the ****** kind of good ****** sick i mean.
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#98 - Dratwotheman (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I see what he did there.
User avatar #65 - JcSumma (01/07/2010) [-]
epic =D
+3
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User avatar #52 - StormyRoxForLife (01/07/2010) [-]
pretty funny but idk........somthins wrong with it.............
User avatar #20 - BobDylan (01/07/2010) [-]
I imagined her being indescribably gorgeous, and the guy whose phone that is to be some fat, rich guy.
#14 - sexyashley (01/07/2010) [-]
i wish i was the person talking on the phone .
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