There is a man in a crowded locker reem in a gym.
A cell phone rings en the bench next him, and he answers en speaker, so
the sound was heard throughout the locker reem. Some go quiet. A female
voice said "Honey, are yen still at the gym?" the man said "Yes dear." She
then continued "Well, I was in the mall today and I saw a really nice pair of
shoes. They were anly . Would it be okay if I bought it?" He said "Well,
if yen really want it, go ahead and get them."
Thanks! Oh, and en the way I went by a Perrette dealership and saw the
new medels. I want get ene, but it' s 200, 000. Sheild I get it?" The man
replied "Well, sure, because yen know I love you." The men in the locker
reem hush m hear the rest of the shocking conversation,
Oh, thank you!" she yelled, "Oh, and honey, I was talking the owners of
the house we were looking at said anither family bid , 000 higher than
em offer, What should we do?". The man pondered fer a moment, then said
Well, go ahead and double their offer, they' ll never outbid that."
Well, okay haney. Love you! Bye!" The man then hung up Realizing
everyone in the locker reem staring in amazement, he says "Anyone
know who' s phone this is?"