The phone. . There is a man in a crowded locker reem in a gym. A cell phone rings en the bench next him, and he answers en speaker, so the sound was heard throu
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There is a man in a crowded locker reem in a gym.
A cell phone rings en the bench next him, and he answers en speaker, so
the sound was heard throughout the locker reem. Some go quiet. A female
voice said "Honey, are yen still at the gym?" the man said "Yes dear." She
then continued "Well, I was in the mall today and I saw a really nice pair of
shoes. They were anly . Would it be okay if I bought it?" He said "Well,
if yen really want it, go ahead and get them."
Thanks! Oh, and en the way I went by a Perrette dealership and saw the
new medels. I want get ene, but it' s 200, 000. Sheild I get it?" The man
replied "Well, sure, because yen know I love you." The men in the locker
reem hush m hear the rest of the shocking conversation,
Oh, thank you!" she yelled, "Oh, and honey, I was talking the owners of
the house we were looking at said anither family bid , 000 higher than
em offer, What should we do?". The man pondered fer a moment, then said
Well, go ahead and double their offer, they' ll never outbid that."
Well, okay haney. Love you! Bye!" The man then hung up Realizing
everyone in the locker reem staring in amazement, he says "Anyone
know who' s phone this is?"
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Submitted: 01/06/2010
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#1 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [+] (11 replies)
this is from a comercial moron... everyone has seen it its nothin new!
#2 to #1 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
still funny dumbass
#27 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A new pair of shoes?? 150$
A brand new Corvette?? 200,00$
A Luxury Mountain Mansion?? 3,000,000$
Having your wife shipped off to a sweat shop in asia to pay off the debt??
Priceless.
User avatar #102 - SkwisgaarSkwigelf (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
That was MY phone you kike!
User avatar #103 to #102 - Klokateer (01/07/2010) [-]
*beat* *punch* *kick* *pound* *shank*
User avatar #91 - awesomeguyTS (01/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
looks like

*Puts on shades*

The husband has been phone jack-ed

YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!11!!!!
User avatar #92 to #91 - KOPJOKER (01/07/2010) [-]
That was one of the worst ive ever seen.
User avatar #36 - shamusogrady (01/07/2010) [+] (6 replies)
This joke would've been better with a little chocolate milk!
#69 - Katzie **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
*gasp* thats why my wife spent all that cash!
User avatar #55 - Darkzain (01/07/2010) [-]
**** ! That was MY phone!!
#100 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
If the conversation was on the phone, how did anyone hear the woman's voice?
#104 to #100 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
it was on speaker
#84 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't this in a commerical?
#89 to #84 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
Doesn't make it any less funny.

Especially for those who have no knowledge of the commercial. =D
#137 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Hi. my name is Cristina. i think that some guys are totall douches for saying that alll girls are good for is sex, and making "samiches". so im asking you to pleasseeee stop, cause my boyfriend, Justin, AGREES with mee. (:
its very demeaning for the female population to see this. it hurts our feelings. ),: very badly.. and it makes us mad at some other times, and makes us not want to **** you. other femles that is.( : cause i have an awesome boyfriend.(:

iloveJustin!<3
#148 to #137 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
hey i agree im a guy too i think its just a sexist thing and some guys say that just because they cant get a girl so dont feel bad because if these ******* asswipes remarks,
anonymous

P.S. hope these douchebags(sexist guys) dont bother you too badly :)
#72 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
When the phones owner get's home hes gonna get laid until she says something about all the cash.
User avatar #24 - mayhmong (01/07/2010) [-]
Moral of the story....

Never leave your cell phone unattended, especially in the locker room full of men!
#7 - Almondania (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What commercial is it, cause I wanna see this **** .
#68 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
OMG I 666 THUMBED UP!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #71 to #68 - CupOfCommunisum (01/07/2010) [-]
OMG I DIDN'T THUMB UP!!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYONE GIVE A **** ABOUT WHAT I DID???
NO!
DOES ANYONE GIVE A **** ABOUT WHAT YOU DID???
NO!
#9 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
baha this joke made me feel really good about myself because i worked out what was goin to happen before it happend, but i dont think many other readers would have, so maybe im happy for all the wrong reasons but because thats irrelivent im still kind of smiling a bit, and really thats all that matters. also i feel pretty special because today i jumped of the big diving board at the pool
#154 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#159 to #154 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
OMg a fat ben comment that's not been thumb'd down!!! FAST!! THUMBS HIM DOWN!!!
#147 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
me and Justin have sex all the time!!
#151 to #147 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
id never **** you your a 400 pound mcdonald eating fatass that masturbates to gay porn.
#120 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
but who was phone?
#115 - musicformann (01/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Thats ****** sick man. I dont mean sick in a bad way, but a good way, a good ****** sick. Like when you eat to much cake and feel like your gonna throw up, that is the ****** kind of good ****** sick i mean.
+4
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