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Views: 44201 Favorited: 92 Submitted: 01/06/2010

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#161 - anonymous (01/11/2010)
THATS FUCKING GREAT!
#156 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK..
#158 to #156 - Esukion (01/10/2010)
Fuck.
You.
#160 to #158 - anonymous (01/11/2010)
omg this was on a commercial
#154 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#159 to #154 - anonymous (01/11/2010)
OMg a fat ben comment that's not been thumb'd down!!! FAST!! THUMBS HIM DOWN!!!
#147 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
me and Justin have sex all the time!!
#151 to #147 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
id never fuck you your a 400 pound mcdonald eating fatass that masturbates to gay porn.
#146 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
well ur boyfriend is lieng too u lmao u just said it makes u not want to fck him well thts why he agreed lmao u girls r so gullible haha and u forgot too add cleaning and washing our dishes JP JP
#139 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
i like to fuck people :)
#137 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
Hi. my name is Cristina. i think that some guys are totall douches for saying that alll girls are good for is sex, and making "samiches". so im asking you to pleasseeee stop, cause my boyfriend, Justin, AGREES with mee. (:
its very demeaning for the female population to see this. it hurts our feelings. ),: very badly.. and it makes us mad at some other times, and makes us not want to fuck you. other femles that is.( : cause i have an awesome boyfriend.(:

iloveJustin!<3
#162 to #137 - laxbeast (01/12/2010)
shut
up
now
#157 to #137 - anonymous (01/10/2010)
No it's "sammiches" not samiches.
User avatar #153 to #137 - Arsonist (01/07/2010)
no one cares for anyone's opinion on the internet.
User avatar #152 to #137 - Whiteboyyyy (01/07/2010)
Lol not a girl just a troll
#148 to #137 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
hey i agree im a guy too i think its just a sexist thing and some guys say that just because they cant get a girl so dont feel bad because if these fucking asswipes remarks,
anonymous

P.S. hope these douchebags(sexist guys) dont bother you too badly :)
#150 to #148 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
go get a girlfriend and stop trying to get one online you fat fagget
User avatar #145 to #137 - taylor johnson (01/07/2010)
the only thing women are good for is CCS Cooking Cleaning Sex
#142 to #137 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
you are a lesbian...
#144 to #142 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
thats why i get laid all the time and yall fags sit in funnyjunk all day
#141 to #137 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
lieeezzzz he just wanna get laid tonight !!
#138 to #137 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
1. Computers in the kitchen?
2. Female named Justin?
#140 to #138 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
fuck you bitch, your jokes suck go back to preschool.
#136 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
GIRLS MAKE ME SAMMICHESS YUMMMM
#143 to #136 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
no girl in her right mind would ever make a sexist pig like you a sammich

But that so sounds like my man he would get me anything!!!! But of course i dont ask for outrageous shit like that. Great one funny junk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#149 to #143 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
you fucking over sensitive bastard go get laid
User avatar #134 - Grracelynn (01/07/2010)
whoever owns that cell phone is fuckkkkked. lol captcha= witty
#133 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
doesnt listen to girls!!!! they only make sammiches1!!!!!!! they feed you!!! *NOM NOM NOM* get in tha kitcen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeaaaa!
User avatar #132 - HarryPotterJunkie (01/07/2010)
I am slightly amused ;o
User avatar #131 - TheAndroid (01/07/2010)
hehehe...
User avatar #130 - Nitsua (01/07/2010)
Its funny,but there needs to be a side thumb...that would be perfect...
User avatar #129 - Fuckly (01/07/2010)
Holy fuck, lol!
#128 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
that was a commercial like a year ago
User avatar #127 - Gotta Be KD (01/07/2010)
This made my Roflcopter go SWOF SWOF SWOF
#122 - igivmyselfthumbsup (01/07/2010)
the guy comes along and says yeah thats my phone thanks then murmurs i hope my wife isnt spending all my money while im gone, well i should be ok she always calls first. lol
#121 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
it was a commercial, he just changed it a bit, i thumbed down >:(
#120 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
but who was phone?
User avatar #116 - Turquoise (01/07/2010)
Owned
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