dear funny junk PLEASE be funny.

Dear Scientists,

Your mom thought I was big enough.

-Pluto

Dear Penis,

Please stop showing off in the most awkward of situations, such as in weddings, funerals, and in gym when I'm wearing gym shorts. It's not cool.

Love, Owner.

Dear USA,

...Polo...
~Osama

^-^'

Dear Edward,
I'm Back!
Sincerely, Buffy

O_O

Dear scientists,
Your mom says I'm big enough...
Sincerely, Pluto.

Dear OP,

stop being a faggot

Sincerely, FJ

dear bloody mary

please buy a tampon

sincerely anon

I was expecting the end to be more like: "My face if you thumb: *insert weird face*" Or maybe "plus X for more, minus Y for never again"
Or something like that...but instead...just a cat, and the word "Meow"?
I...don't really know what to say to that...I definitely wasn't expecting it...I kind of enjoyed that.

interesting fact: For the one about fruity cheerios, FrOOt loops has to be spelled with the o's instead of actually being spelled fruit, because of the false advertising laws. It can't be fruit loops because there is no fruit in them.

i loved it

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Red Robin!

Sincerely, United States

Dear Paedophile,

Please take a seat over there.

Sincerely, Chris Hansen

jersey shore? i thought i was watching charlie and the chocolate factory!

dear the icebergs,
sorry about global warming.
karmas a bitch aint it
sincerly, the titanic

"actually we pefer the term trecker, not trekky"

"oh, sorry about that.... trekky."

love that movie. :3

Dear Twilight Fans,
you DO realize that Dracula (the original and badass vampyre) burned in the sun, not sparkled?
Sincerely, disgraced to love vampyres

Finally something funny without being a repost (hopefully), and nothing just wildy inappropriate like dismembered anime girls or dudes jizzing all over a labtop i laughed at these for wit alone you sir deserve a medal

The wikileaks one made me genuinely laugh out loud.

Dear xokendallxo,
Thanks for making the only really funny content today.
Sincerely, MetroidfanCNC