I Need Your Help Funnyjunk!. Here is this person's profile:<br /> facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363<br /> I have been stalking them for over a year
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I Need Your Help Funnyjunk!

Here is this person's profile:<br />
facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363<br />
I have been stalking them for over a year now, I am OBSESSED! <br />
Any good kidnapping techniques would really help guys! Thanks!

Hey Funnyjunkl Now before you read
any further, open a new tale and leg inte
Yen logged in? (Seed. Well
anyway, I' been stalking this One
person fer quite a while now, maybe a
bit ever a year. I deleet this person even
knows I exist. But I' m just c/ blessed
with this person! he been watching this
person sleep, I watch them eat, I once
even snuck inte their hause and slept in
the garage fer a few nights. But anyway
guys, I need your help. I need come
up with the easiest way kidnap this
persin. I have my reasons, alright?
Thanks in advance!
Oh and and their Facebook prifile page
is in the description, it will probably a let
if yeu get a geed leek at...
...
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Submitted: 12/28/2010
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User avatar #220 - haxtooblivion (12/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
No wonder you're obsessed. Just look at that sexy bastard.
#71 - malithmp (12/28/2010) [-]
You have 10 seconds to explain..
#29 - GhEtToSaTaN (12/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ITS ME!!!!!!
#483 - BrookmillMassacre (12/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
when the **** did i get a garage?
#20 - SirVladimir (12/28/2010) [-]
Since when do I have a garage?
Or even live in a house?
I am a deer.
Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #167 - HorriblyCrazy (12/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Dayum. shes pretty cute.
nice boobs too.
#5 - cheesenuggets (12/28/2010) [-]
First I was like: "Dont worry man! I'll help you get this guy!"
And then I was like: "Wait.......wtf?"
#249 - RUkidding (12/28/2010) [-]
Wow that person is incredibly sexy. You have good taste.
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#1035 - RenaRyuga **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
JOKES ON U
I HAVVE NO FACEBOOK!
#1109 - ADeadlYLepricoN (12/29/2010) [-]
HA! JOKES ON YOU....


i don't have a garage
#369 - kirrilo (12/28/2010) [-]
Well, I'm waiting.
User avatar #213 - cunninglinguist (12/28/2010) [-]
so thats why the other side of my bed gets heavier early in the morning.

#514 - FJheartless (12/28/2010) [-]
Please don't accidentally her whole house.
User avatar #160 - kimiixpyro (12/28/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Anyone else almost **** brix? XD
#11 - firegost (12/28/2010) [-]
Holy **** i need to go change my pants now.
#623 - TiimOn (12/28/2010) [-]
i dont have a garage
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