epic forever alone comic

what the flying shitfuck did i just read?

Give me a minute, I got this.

So you're telling me, that a man met a projection of his subconscious, fell in love, and upon reawakening to reality, he died within the dream, throwing his projection into a state of manic depression, and when he awoke, he was also thrown into sadness, so he joined the army to get away from it all, and was killed mid-flight, and he entered a state of infinite sleep, only to witness he suicide of his dream-lover, so he killed himself inside of the dream to escape the nightmare, and he woke up in his bed and became a suicide bomber, which turns out to be a shoddy Michael Bay Film, that was drawn by an excellent artist, who resides in a universe within a Granny's turd? Coolstorybro.

WE MAY HAVE GONE TOO DEEP!!!!

Well I never.

This'll be on the front page i suspect

first i dropped manly tears
but then i was like WTF!?
that's why i don't know what image i should post so...
I CHOOSE YOU, MAGIKARP!

lost me there, bro.

What the FUCK just happened?