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Well.. its true, For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV<br />
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Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
if I
Appartently I
Circ) raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
J 26560 cars, assualting
S 53160 people, selling
and buying drugs on 17
different occasions,
drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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Submitted: 12/26/2010
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#74 - sircool (12/27/2010) [+] (11 replies)
HEY COUSIN! WANT TO SEE SOME BIG AMERICAN TITTIES?!
#34 - FlyingToast (12/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I ate her liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
#179 - TheCrackerjack (12/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Wanted

Alias: Crack3r{j}ak

Crimes:
-Killing 45,837 people with various lethal weapons
-Tea bagging the bodies of 12095 victims
-Screaming obsenities and bad "yo momma" jokes at un
#246 - Doitydeagle (12/27/2010) [-]
Cousin, when you get out, lets go bowling!
#169 - TheDinoIsBack (12/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Drink Driving
#155 - machomoocher (12/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#24 - sircool (12/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hey cousin! when you get out do you want to go bowling?
#247 - PrivateJRamirez (12/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#242 - CourageTheCowardly (12/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
he...beat the TV?
#286 - TehBlueWaffle (12/27/2010) [-]
hey niko wanna go bowling??
#208 - Highenergy (12/27/2010) [-]
How i did it? You just have to make sure you wait a few seconds once you're out of their sights. Then they completely forget about you.
#55 - Purrdye (12/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
For anyone that doesnt get it. Niko Bellic is the main character in Grand Theft Auto IV
You can commit endless crimes. Then if you get caught they send you to the police station, Where you pay a small fine and hand in your weapons. Then you are free, to go crime spree again
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#307 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (12/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
niko's an anti christ. holy ******* jesuslook at the positions of the numbers. look at the first 6 then look below it.
6
6
6
#129 - ryzukuu (12/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
5 minutes is all zerksis needs
#114 - huntingluver (12/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
*in the middle of six star wanted level* "Roman, my cousin, lets go bowling!"

every time
User avatar #30 - DobbieP (12/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
in the middle of a giant shoot out?

phone rings.



NIKO, MY COUSIN!!! LETS GO BOWLING!!!
#27 - NaziBish (12/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #5 - shorrrno (12/26/2010) [-]
Thumbs up if you read it in Nikos voice
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