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deegaff bout thumbs, just thought id share my hilarious story.<br />
first off, **** ya front page! second, i took this idea directly from &quot;I hope they serve beer in hell&quot; (great read, about sex and booze), and applied to my needs. also, as promised, i thumbed up every comment. <br />
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deegaff bout thumbs, just thought id share my hilarious story.<br />
first off, **** ya front page! second, i took this idea directly from &quot;I hope they serve beer in hell&quot; (great read, about sex and booze), and applied to my needs. also, as promised, i thumbed up every comment. <br />
and lastly, &quot;fort&quot; ya ****** whatever.<br />
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

i recently ended a short relationship with a
girl because i got her to admit she was
cheating: on me, the guy happened to come
into the store i work at about a week (later,
asked to talk to me fort a minute and said,
i' m sorry you had to find (out like this, hope
you understand its just how thin, gs work
sometimes bro.” me: "ya i understand, but
man to man, you should get checked" him:
checked?" me: "ya, i' got gonorrhea and i
never wore a condom.” the look of terror
and hate was priceless, he left without a
word, pretty sure he was crying. i got a call
from slutbag, sobbing: , askin, g
why i never told her and that she hated me. i
said i was worried id lose an awesome lay. a
couple weeks went by and i ran into them at
a gas station and they approached me yelling
about how i was a dirty piece of **** who
deserves to die, and they both got tested and
they were clean. superdouche got in ttry face
and said he would have killed me if he got
gonorrhea because of me. reply? ya, i' d
****** hate to have gonorrhea.
for those who don' t know, to test for
this on males. they stick a *******
long swab IN YOUR DICK. on top of
that, its not cheap. {no i have not
had this done)
lair;. , riverside. .
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User avatar #506 - crusadeSC (12/26/2010) [-]
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
User avatar #505 - skjerpentine (12/26/2010) [-]
i think there needs to be a way for the op to decide if anons can comment or not. i hope this isnt already possible cuz i'll feel ********** .
User avatar #514 to #505 - invaderzimandgir (12/30/2010) [-]
This is possible. When you post content go to 'comments options'
#496 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
jkn
User avatar #486 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/26/2010) [-]
Hey anyone who cares,

The trolls one gif was flagged, hes IP banned.

Good job
User avatar #515 to #486 - Log (01/01/2011) [-]
that was not cool, posting gifs of dogs being hit by shovels? wtf douche needs to rot in hell
User avatar #516 to #515 - Log (01/01/2011) [-]
it looks like my dog too O_O
User avatar #490 to #486 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
dude, his gifs just made u wanna punch something
User avatar #492 to #490 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/26/2010) [-]
Yea.

I wonder if the long thing I said is getting to him
User avatar #495 to #492 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
just curious, how do u get the blue text..?
User avatar #491 to #490 - IcanhazPrOnZ (12/26/2010) [-]
His most recent one made me gag.
User avatar #493 to #491 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
where does one get that **** ? (not that i would wanna ******* know)
User avatar #501 to #493 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/26/2010) [-]
- cat kicked - 4gifs
- Jar in ass - One man one jar (its a version of 2 girls one cup)
the others idk
User avatar #502 to #501 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
dude, blehhh thats disgusting.. im out guys, later
User avatar #494 to #493 - IcanhazPrOnZ (12/26/2010) [-]
I don't think you could even find that on 4chan often. He probably goes a sight even more ****** up than 4chan, and that is saying something. Doesn't matter, though. He probably has no friends and never will. That's all I need to know.
#504 to #494 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
[url deleted] is usually the source of such content
User avatar #497 to #494 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
dude i almost bawled at the dog one, i have a huge heart for animals... and that just really got to me :(
User avatar #500 to #497 - IcanhazPrOnZ (12/26/2010) [-]
I don't understand why he thinks he's a successful troll. He may be trolling, but going past the extent of morality is no longer being a troll. He's being a disgusting ******* .
#475 - guyceps (12/26/2010) [-]
The troll.... Has been fed....
User avatar #474 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/26/2010) [-]
PEOPLE

Flag this gif:
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/14006647/#c448

He will get IP banned, that gif porbably has more because it replied to something telling people to flag his gifs
#459 - bsomazzi (12/26/2010) [-]
WTF is up with the god damn anons... these are some horrific gifs *pukes*
User avatar #458 - andster (12/26/2010) [-]
Is FJ really this easy to troll?
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#445 - DeepEnd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#438 - VesHeil (12/26/2010) [-]
Dude... the anons are getting REALLY ****** UP man. jesus.
#436 - Jagov (12/26/2010) [-]
IN YOUR DICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
IN YOUR DICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#417 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
You all are misinformed, I'm on my sixth year of medschool, and have studied thoroughly on STDs. The swab test, now obsolete, was never that painful (unless you are a bitchmade ***** ) and there is NO chemical on it, as that would cause a false reading...

To all you who claim that it is a very painful experience, you either are lying for god knows what reason, or wish to feel included somewhat with the story, which happens to be false.

I have read the Tucker Max book, and I agree it is very entertaining material, however much of it is merely fictional humor. I hope this resolves any questions or concerns, I do hate to be a party pooper, but I cannot stand when people pretend they know **** about **** .
#430 to #417 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
wait wait wait, Yoda's a doctor that specializes in STD'S? WTF man
User avatar #427 to #417 - skjerpentine (12/26/2010) [-]
tits or gtfo.
#434 to #427 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
whoops*
#432 to #427 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
my fellow FJ'er

User avatar #426 to #417 - IcanhazPrOnZ (12/26/2010) [-]
Thank you, anon.
#416 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
im the mother flippin rhymenocerous the birds are on my back and im horny, IM HORNY, if you choose to proceed you will indeed conceed cause' i hit you with my wild rhymo stampede. im not just wild, im trained: domesticated (i was raised by rapper and rhino that dated) and dubsequently procreated. that's how it goes. here's the hiphopopotamus, the hip hop hippo:
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User avatar #424 to #415 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (12/26/2010) [-]
i just want to walk into a random office and do that, then run
#410 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
hgfd
#407 - geoffpvs (12/26/2010) [-]
Call and ask for Zach Hatin, or his boyfriend peaches
#428 to #407 - anonymous (12/26/2010) [-]
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User avatar #406 - TFTH (12/26/2010) [-]
**** WIN!
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