u mad bro?. deegaff bout thumbs, just thought id share my hilarious story.<br /> first off, ya front page! second, i took this idea directly from &quo

u mad bro?

deegaff bout thumbs, just thought id share my hilarious story.<br />
first off, **** ya front page! second, i took this idea directly from &quot;I hope they serve beer in hell&quot; (great read, about sex and booze), and applied to my needs. also, as promised, i thumbed up every comment. <br />
and lastly, &quot;fort&quot; ya ****** whatever.<br />
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

i recently ended a short relationship with a
girl because i got her to admit she was
cheating: on me, the guy happened to come
into the store i work at about a week (later,
asked to talk to me fort a minute and said,
i' m sorry you had to find (out like this, hope
you understand its just how thin, gs work
sometimes bro.” me: "ya i understand, but
man to man, you should get checked" him:
checked?" me: "ya, i' got gonorrhea and i
never wore a condom.” the look of terror
and hate was priceless, he left without a
word, pretty sure he was crying. i got a call
from slutbag, sobbing: , askin, g
why i never told her and that she hated me. i
said i was worried id lose an awesome lay. a
couple weeks went by and i ran into them at
a gas station and they approached me yelling
about how i was a dirty piece of **** who
deserves to die, and they both got tested and
they were clean. superdouche got in ttry face
and said he would have killed me if he got
gonorrhea because of me. reply? ya, i' d
****** hate to have gonorrhea.
for those who don' t know, to test for
this on males. they stick a *******
long swab IN YOUR DICK. on top of
that, its not cheap. {no i have not
had this done)
lair;. , riverside. .
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#2 - hensou (12/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I logged in just to give you a thumb.
#174 - whinybitchdib (12/26/2010) [-]
<--- Superdouche and Slutbag.
#140 - MartinSeth (12/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Successfully troll someone




Be alone while doing it
#20 - obviousguy (12/25/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I have a beter story, so one day i deceided to brake up my girlfriend, because she bored me and she was a crazy bitch, so i brake up with here over facebook and the next day she saw me walking, she took a gun out put it to my head told me go again the wall, then she told me to get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur
#198 - SeraphRayne (12/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
up your where?
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#133 - gogldie (12/25/2010) [-]
tell someone you've given them gonorrhea






force them to get tests to find actual deadly disease
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#311 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (12/26/2010) [+] (10 replies)
not cheap? wait why do you have to pa- oh yeah because you live in America.
#73 - grundo (12/25/2010) [-]
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY  
  
TROOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY

TROOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#193 - vermiculite (12/26/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#159 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (12/25/2010) [-]
The Other guys first reaction
#135 - umopapisdn (12/25/2010) [-]
is it worse than diabeetus?
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#275 - aaawwwyeah (12/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
superduche's face
#277 to #275 - aaawwwyeah (12/26/2010) [-]
also
also
#216 - neroblack ONLINE (12/26/2010) [-]
#1 - selltheworld (12/25/2010) [-]
n1 bro
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