Cheap And Lazy Last Minute Gift Ideas
Bottle Cap Picture Frame!
Step I: Find a cereal box. Don' t eat the cereal, dump it in
the trash. Now cut the back of the box out and make it one
inch larger in length and width, than your old photo.
Step 2: Find some paste or glue, If you can' t, just use
maple syrup (but note, the drying time for maple syrup is
significantly longer, and it may get eaten by a house pet.
Step 3: Glue your photo to the center of the cardboard,
Don' t screw it up, like you do everything else in your life,
Step 4: Grab those bottle caps (if they' re on unopened
bottles of beer, open them carefully and drink the beer,
then continue.) Find enough to cover the perimeter of the
cardboard, don' t leave any cardboard exposed.
Step 5: Allow this masterpiece to dry and consider how
thoughtful you are, You deserve a beer. Have another!
An Old Book, Personalized!
This is probably the easiest and laziest item on this list.
Simply find a book you' ye already read (hopefully you
have more than one), and write a personal message to
the recipient inside the front confer! Because it' s a gift:, no
one can call you a shithead for giving it, even though
they' d be totally justified doing so.
A Fucking Mix CD!
Another super easy, falsely sincere gift for a loved one.
The classic Mix CD. Simply put together a playlist of your
favorite tracks, or use a playlist someone cooler than you
created and burn it to CD! It' s just like trying to seduce a
high school girlfriend and will get you just as laid.
You can give this one out to several different people and
claim it was made personally for them, as long as they
don' t run in the same social circle, And if you' re really
pressed for time, just find an old mix tape you recorded.
It' ll seem extra special because it' s "vintage"!
Happy Holidays Junkies Don' t Fuck Up
So Much Next Year!