Jokes:D

You forgot to add Jew.

what's the difference between cookies and jews?

cookies don't bitch about being put in the oven.

so the rabbi in the concentration camp went to speak to the warden about being released. 10 minutes later, he showed up at the barracks, and told his fellow jews, "I have some good news, and some bad news"

the wanted the good news first

"we're getting out of here tomorrow!"

everyone cheered. and then he told them the bad news.

"but we're coming out as lampshades..."

So 3 jews walk into a bar


jk it was a gas chamber

I'm a Jew (not religiously) -

AND I DON'T FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.

So am I, but you don't have to shout it out so hard.

What is white and pale and moves up and down in a babies crib?



A pedophiles ass

first one yes.. second one.. no.

omg!!11!! its ok to make blck jokes but its nawt ok to make whyte jokez!!!1!! Yu racist fkk lv whte ppl alone!!!!

why does everyone get so butthurt when someone makes a white joke but not a black joke? I mean on FunnyJunk atleast..

i dont care about making white jokes. but the joke is just dumb...

whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead raped babies????


I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage......

i was about to say that >:c

What's the difference between a watermellon and a pile of dead babies?
You don't smash a watermellon with a hammer

wats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?




i dont have a ferrari in my garage

whats worse than a pile of dead babys?

the one in the middle eating his way out.

Whats worse than that?

He comes back for seconds

but...but...but...

Where did you get that wonderful .gif?

I really don't remember. but it seems to get peoples attention to look at my comments. so thats why i use it. take it if you want. feel free to use it.

I love you :D