Adventurous " Slept with
Athletic " No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile "r Does a let of pills
Emotionally secure " On
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former wry "' " persin
Fun " Annoying
Body heir in the wrang pieces
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate " Sloppy drunk
Voluptuous _ Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
it No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
I am sorry = we' ll he sorry
6. We need to talk = we' re in tumble
T, Sure, go ahead we better net
8. Do what we want
g. I am net upset
IO, ‘we' re very attentive weight
we will pay fer this later
eai cerise I am upset, we meme!
is sex all we eye: think meet’?
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MEN' S ENGLISH
1. l am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I emitted
st. Nice dress = Nice
5. I few we e lets have sex new
6. I am bated = Do we want to have sex?
I' d like In here see with we
I' d like tn have sex with we
I May I have this dance?
B. can I mil we sometime?
El. Do you want go to a ? = I' d like ta have sex w!.? we
10. Can I take we out ta dinner'? = I' d like to have sex with we
1 1. These shoes den’ t go with that audit = I' m gay
A recent scientific study MUM that women find different male faces attractive
depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For was mpbs, when a Wooten is omitting she will prefer a men with rugged,
masculine features- when she is menstruating, she prefers a man deuced
in petrol anti set en tire, with scissors stuck in his m and a cricket stump strayed
up his backside.