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Government Warnings 2

Inga: nun auntie music in your
bad:
DUN DAN
PART I
If you set yourself
on fire, please avoid
running.
If you spot terrorism, blow
your whistle or
yell really loud.
If you spot an arrow, pin it
against the wall with your
shoulder.
If you are sprayed with an
unknown substance, stand and
think about it instead of seeing
a doctor.
Use your flashlight to lift the
walls right off of your.
To eliminate smallpox, wash
with soap, water and at least
one armless hand under a
faucet with no sink.
People, animal corpses and the
biohazard symbol are all at risk of
being sucked into the
VOWEL
Be on the lookout for terrorists
with pinkeye and leprosy. Also,
they tend to rub their hands
together manically.
EXIT
If a door is closed, karate chop it
open.
If your building collapses, climb
under your table and practice yoga
Try to absorb as much of the
radiation as possible. The current
world record is 5 minutes, 12
seconds.
After exposure to radiation it is
important to consider that you
may have mutated to gigantic
dimensions: watch your head.
for moat
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