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Anatidaephobia

Tags: aflac | Duck | ad
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#107 - anonymous (02/10/2010) [-]
Actually, athiest is derived from the Latin prefix, "a-," meaning without and "theos," meaning gods or deities. Just thought I'd let you know.
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User avatar #87 - DogDudeZilla (01/04/2010) [-]
Atheism= Fear of Jesus
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#108 to #87 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
Ohhhh, I see... So because we don't believe in a magical man who pointed a finger and created everything- we have a fear of Jesus?
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User avatar #101 to #87 - MichealMyers (01/04/2010) [-]
That's like saying people who don't believe in the boogeyman are simply afraid of him.

Athesists aren't afraid of Jesus, they just don't believe in him.
Dumbass.
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#102 to #101 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
Atheists don't believe in God. An atheist can believe in Jesus, as it is documented in history that a mad named Jesus lived in the roman empire at that period of history.
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#109 to #102 - anonymous (08/25/2010) [-]
Except Jesus is just the fancy greek name attached to the real person who's name was actually Yeshua.
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#104 to #102 - anonymous (01/06/2010) [-]
i mexico too
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#106 to #104 - anonymous (01/15/2010) [-]
since when do mexicans live in mexico?
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#81 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
praise to Gilbert Godfrey!!!



....................p.s. he does the aflac duck you morons!
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User avatar #92 to #81 - JackSchidt (01/04/2010) [-]
actually, its Gilbert GOTTFREID who does the duck.
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User avatar #77 - JezzaClarkson (01/03/2010) [-]
AFFFFFLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
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#67 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
GARY LARSON IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the only comics that i enjoy almost everything they do.
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User avatar #64 - KingShooey (01/03/2010) [-]
Oh my god, I'd shit myself.
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#56 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
the definition of irony
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#55 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
ROFLMAO.
the aflac duck is watching me :0
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User avatar #62 to #55 - Lulzforone (01/03/2010) [-]
yup hes watching you masturbate O.o
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User avatar #69 to #62 - I try to be funny (01/03/2010) [-]
Only you would be masturbating to the Aflac ad.
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User avatar #72 to #69 - moodizz (01/03/2010) [-]
Number*
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User avatar #74 to #72 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/03/2010) [-]
Numa Numa*
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#71 to #69 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
YAY, you're comment nuber 69!
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#54 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
afraid of ducks?? u must be qu-ackers!!





-_-"
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User avatar #61 to #54 - CameronLucas (01/03/2010) [-]
Kill yourself.
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#63 to #61 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
that is quality !!
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#51 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
that is pretty damn epic
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User avatar #48 - JoeTheRooster (01/03/2010) [-]
i think i have Anatidaephobia
because i kept glancing back at that duck every two seconds
when i was reading the article
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#59 to #48 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
your a rooster. that just means you are into interracial relationships...good for you!
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User avatar #47 - cougarmelon (01/03/2010) [-]
that first line is off of a far side comic, isn't it
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#46 - Faeldrake (01/03/2010) [-]
Gary Larson FTW!
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User avatar #40 - Cloogi (01/03/2010) [-]
i swear there is a duck watching me right now
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#39 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
haha nice ad placement
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#43 to #39 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
I thought the phobia itself was the joke before I saw the ad! Fear of being watched by ducks?! WTF?
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User avatar #35 - AFRODUCK (01/03/2010) [-]
I'M WATCHING YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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User avatar #29 - zebishishish (01/03/2010) [-]
Haaaa I actually laughed at this.
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User avatar #19 - xXxgothxlovexXx (01/03/2010) [-]
The duck sees everything.... but does it see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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User avatar #100 to #19 - DoABarrelRoll (01/04/2010) [-]
The taste you can see.

P.S. DO A BARREL ROLL!
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#103 to #100 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
Do two barrel rolls
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#95 to #19 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
nigger used steal bike. its super effective
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#96 to #95 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
I just shit in your morning coffee!
it was super fun
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#99 to #96 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
I can smoke a ciggaret with my vagina
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User avatar #91 to #19 - jigglepuff (01/04/2010) [-]
i thumbed it back up too
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#20 to #19 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Oh, no! I accidentally thumbed it down!
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User avatar #22 to #20 - BlueBottle (01/03/2010) [-]
Don't Worry ! I Thumbed it back up ^^
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#97 to #22 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
i thumbed it up cuz charmadner made me smil :l...:D
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User avatar #24 to #22 - Charmander (01/03/2010) [-]
I thumbed all of you up cuz you made me smile.
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User avatar #57 to #24 - SQUIRTLE (01/03/2010) [-]
CHARMANDER YOU FUCKER FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
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#84 to #57 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
SQUIRTLE! I challenge you!
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#86 to #84 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
Anonymous sent out Anonymous
he uses "Epic thread is Epic comment"!
Its super effective!
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User avatar #89 to #86 - JoshyRhain (01/04/2010) [-]
Peter griffin uses 'scare jew'

its super effective!
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#90 to #89 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
anonymous used your mum

She was super effective!!!
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#94 to #90 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
GO, PURPLE LINE
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#58 to #57 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Charmander ran away!

Anonymous sends out Michael Jackson
Michael ackson uses molest!
It's super effective!
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User avatar #75 to #58 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/03/2010) [-]
Anonymous used comment!

The move was super effective!
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#76 to #75 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Anonymous sent out Chris Brown!

He uses "Beat Girlfriend" It's super effective!
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#78 to #76 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
someones gonna post this convo XD
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#82 to #78 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Anonymous sent out BILLY MAYES HERE

he uses Oxyclean

Its Super Effective
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#83 to #82 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Ness uses psi awsome alpha

Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
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User avatar #85 to #83 - patrick (01/03/2010) [-]
Germany uses David Hasslehoff

he uses 'Alcohol'

its Super Effective
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User avatar #33 to #24 - Airgame (01/03/2010) [-]
OMG, its a wild charmander, go squirlte use water gun.
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#36 to #33 - Apac (01/03/2010) [-]
Charmander! Use Flamethrower!
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#37 to #36 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
nigger used broken bottle. now your all unconscious and carless.
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#41 to #37 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Its super effective!

Person throws in Edward from Twilight... Edward uses gay sparkle....
It's super effictive!
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#42 to #41 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
combo breaker!
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User avatar #88 to #42 - JoshyRhain (01/04/2010) [-]
#42 uses 'be a gay fuck'

its super effective!
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#44 to #42 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Anonymous throws in Justin Beiber! He uses high voice! its SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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#52 to #44 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Anonymous sends out pedobear! Pedobear uses rape on Justin Bieber! It's super Effective!

Justin Beiber enjoys it!

Pedobear ran away!
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#60 to #52 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
I summon chris hansen!
he uses "take a seat over there"
SUPER EFFECTIVE! pedobear runs back and sits down.
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User avatar #65 to #60 - laspussy (01/03/2010) [-]
pedobear used harden
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#38 to #37 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Charmander used the game
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#34 to #33 - SuperKitty (01/03/2010) [-]
its super effective
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#25 to #24 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
i returned the favor, Charmander.
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#98 to #25 - anonymous (01/04/2010) [-]
so have I my friends
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#26 to #25 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
I thumbs every onwe up because #25 had a -1 thumbs. you think we will make the front page?
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User avatar #49 to #26 - WarPigs ONLINE (01/03/2010) [-]
rule #1 about getting to the front page: you don't TALK about the front page
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#28 to #26 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
nope
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#31 to #28 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Are you sure??
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#18 - MrSquiggly (01/03/2010) [-]
THEY SEE INTO MY MIND! D:
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User avatar #16 - vampireragdoll (01/03/2010) [-]
The duck can see into your SOUL.
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User avatar #30 to #16 - onyxrose (01/03/2010) [-]
not the duck, its the door
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#53 to #30 - Orange glint (01/03/2010) [-]
The door is everything and nothing. Everything that ever was and ever will be! The door can see into your mind... see into your soul...
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#79 to #53 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Wow... the door can really do all that?
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#80 to #79 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
haha no
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User avatar #93 to #80 - RUSSIANxLEGION (01/04/2010) [-]
Someone has to bring up the rear.
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#105 to #93 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
thats your moms job
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#21 to #16 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Wow... the duck can really do all that?
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User avatar #23 to #21 - NeverDespair (01/03/2010) [-]
Haha no.
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#45 to #23 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
LOL i love charlie the unicorn 3
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#27 to #23 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
"Charlie the Unicorn 3" FTW!
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