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A FunnyJunk Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas.<br />
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Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the site,
not a user was stirring,
no fatal error in sight...
Well there' s a change
The members were nestled,
in not safe for work,
the anons were browsing,
for a laugh or a smirk.
When I came in my 'kerchief,
after a good tap,
I was about to log off,
for a long winters nap.
This is kinda
disgusting
When in my inbox,
arose some new mail,
I opened it up,
to continue this tale.
If this is about coloured text,
I' m going to kill somebody
Away to my inbox,
I clicked in a min,
it turned out the mail,
was from the Admin.
It turned out the message,
was full of delight,
it read "GET TO BED!"
S ALMOST MIDNIGHT!"
OH **** ! I ALMOST
FORGOT!
I closed my window,
before my winter dreams,
and spied from my eye,
a sleigh with 8 memes.
With an old Korean driver,
so lively and slim,
I knew in a moment,
it must be Admin.
Hm, must have
More rapid than eagles,
his coursers they came,
as he whistled and shouted,
and called them by name.
Now, Pedobear! Now, Slowpoke! Now Mudkip
and Bachelor frog!
On, Courage wolf! On, Awkward!
On, Awesome and Advice Dog!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away!
Dash away all!"
Wait, my porch?
In the exact same way,
as your semen would fly,
lust try your hardest,
not to get hit in the eye.)
My point is the memes,
to the rooftop they flew,
With the sleigh full of thumbs,
and Admin too.
Wait, so Admin' s on my roof?
And then in a twinkling,
I heard in a hoot,
the herping and derping,
of each little foot.
As I drew in my head,
and now thinking deep,
down my chimney,
the great admin fell in a heap.
He seemed to be wearing,
a brown boiler suit,
and black rounded shoes,
one strapped to each foot.
A bundle of thumbs,
he had on his back,
he looked like a peddler,
just opening his sack.
His face - How it wrinkled!
His dimples - How merry!
His voice, how it crackled,
As he sang Chuck Berry.
His droll little mouth,
Was drawn up like a bow,
And his hair was fluffy,
Like that bartender called Moe.
JO Johnny B Goode J
He opened youtube,
and whilst gritting his teeth,
he showed me a video,
with girls who could queef.
He found it funny,
and gripped his round belly,
which shook when he laughed,
like a bowl full bejelly.
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He was jolly and strange,
A real cool old asian,
and I laughed when I saw him,
and his double chin.
A wink of his eye,
and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know,
I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word,
But went through my ,
And spread plenty of thumbs,
As he laughed with glee.
He logged out of funnyjunk,
And then just like that,
Back up the chimney,
As quick as a lol cat.
Immah in your chimneys lol.
He sprang to his sleigh,
to the memes gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
like a discovered Fritzl.
But! heard him exclaim,
as he flew out of sight...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUNNYJUNK!
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
...
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Submitted: 12/19/2010
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#1 - Nerbyl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#8 - uberderp (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 - Stabbers (12/19/2010) [-]
tl;dr
thumbed anyway
#6 - austapasta (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
sexy
sexy
User avatar #7 - KaneNOD (12/19/2010) [-]
:3 thumbs for all and to all a good night.
User avatar #5 - Galactus (12/19/2010) [-]
+1 thumbs to all in radius
great oc you hardly ever see good original content these days
User avatar #2 - Vimito (12/19/2010) [-]
Thumb party!!1!!111!1!!
#124 - freshtic (12/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#123 - avila (12/20/2010) [-]
#81 - arnoldbusk (12/20/2010) [-]
Immah in your chimneez lol
#11 - TheGlasses (12/20/2010) [-]
Nice work.

THUMB FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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User avatar #125 - MrDoopy (12/20/2010) [+] (11 replies)
my present to fj everyone below me gets a thumb
#122 - anon (12/20/2010) [-]
Too long, but from the half i read looks great
good work
#121 - khatmal (12/20/2010) [-]
This is smashing.
#111 - AccomplishedFatGuy (12/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #115 to #111 - midgetsonastick (12/20/2010) [-]
***** , you cant read. of course you didnt read it.
#78 - Klondyke (12/20/2010) [-]
Sir, you are a ******* legend.
User avatar #15 - jamsta (12/20/2010) [-]
SO. MUCH. WIN. SAUCE.
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