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My life is creepy part1

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Submitted: 12/18/2010
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#59 - zombiezandstuff (12/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
ill just leave this here
#80 - ponchilio (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I made up a scary story to be accepted on the internet.
User avatar #97 - WwIiSsPp (12/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
"you have 60 seconds"


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#319 - ericd (12/19/2010) [-]
I was staying at a hotel. I had brought my laptop and was lying in the bed, looking at videos. The room was in very bad condition, and the smell was bad. I was going to sleep when i felt really hungry. There was a vending machine just outside the room. I was going to get up from my bed when i heard a low knocking sound. I slowly opened the door, got on the floor, everbody walk the dinosaur.
I was staying at a hotel. I had brought my laptop and was lying in the bed, looking at videos. The room was in very bad condition, and the smell was bad. I was going to sleep when i felt really hungry. There was a vending machine just outside the room. I was going to get up from my bed when i heard a low knocking sound. I slowly opened the door, got on the floor, everbody walk the dinosaur.
#28 - GoldenDreams (12/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Last Sunday I was decorating my house for Christmas. My dad has an old record player (that was my Great Grandma's) that I hauled out hoping for Christmas records to play on Christmas Eve/Day. I did not find any Christmas albums but I did find Johnny Cash and Madonna. So, I start playing Johnny Cash and "Boy Named Sue" came on. Long ass song... Lalalalalalala.... Then it came to the part with the conversation with the dad. The record started skipping. On what line, you ask? "You gonna die! You gonna die! You gonna die!" Creepy, right? It gets worse. So a few days later I start listening to Madonna. "Love Makes The World Go Round" came on. And I listened t the song. Lalaalalala.... Then it started skiping. On what line?
User avatar #54 - KirbyFullyLoaded (12/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Ok so I sneak out of my dorm one night to go to the library to get a book for a research paper, its ******* freezing outside, so I bring a blanket that I got that Christmas. Ok anyway I get to the library after a long walk and since its locked I have to get in though a window.
User avatar #55 to #54 - KirbyFullyLoaded (12/19/2010) [-]
I walk down all the aisles until I find the restricted section, I brought my magic lock picking stick that I got from Ollie van-derp. I find the book I am looking for, and open it up, IT ******* SCREAMS AT ME! So I'm all like WTF?! and slam the book shut. Then I hear the janitor walk into the library and he has like the worst eyesight ever so I cover myself with the blanket and I start running out of the library, and as soon as I get out the door, I get on the floor and I walk the dinosaur.
#471 - colourfulify (12/19/2010) [-]
The light goes out and you see a creepy girl behind you with a knife, and your first thought is to change the lightbulb?
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User avatar #468 - arrowhead (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Today, my Grandma fainted. She had been healthy up until now, but the doctors said she was dying. They told me she kept asking for me, and that she kept seeing strange figures. So, at midnight, I sneaked out of my house. I went to the hospital and found my Grandma's room. There were loud noises coming from inside, so I opened the door, got on the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur.
User avatar #444 - TehNewestGuy (12/19/2010) [-]
Lol took a pic of my ex bestfriend eating dinner at his tv, and photshot me strangling him into and sent it to his phone. he freaked the **** out. MLIA
User avatar #473 - butterfingers (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness--it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?" "No, Daddy." The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?" "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up." For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift. Your daughter opens the door, gets on the floor, everybody walks the dinosaur.
#86 - whinybitchdib (12/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I was sleeping in my room the other night, and I'd left my computer on. I started to have nightmares about possessed little girls and woke up at 2:00 am in a cold sweat. Justin Bieber was playing in an ad on my computer. MLIC
User avatar #470 - Whorehey (12/19/2010) [-]
Today, I took a shower.. and when I got out the toilet seat was up, with a huge **** in it.. I live alone MLIC.
User avatar #15 - Emblarks (12/18/2010) [-]
the background looks like the black hole u jump into on super mario 64 next to the toad that gives u a free star
#487 - VanHalenIsDaBest (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Sleeping is for pussies.
#398 - superjack (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#92 - XJimboSliceX (12/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#50 - Jenkinhimer (12/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
None of these have anything on
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#387 - devout feminist (12/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
muhahahahha
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