dumb laws. holy i went from 16 thumb to 315 over night thanks people. terrib laws from across the U. S Alabama: boogers may not be flicked into the wind. domino
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holy **** i went from 16 thumb to 315 over night thanks people

terrib laws from across the U. S
Alabama: boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
dominoes may not be played on sunday.
putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
you can not drive bare footed.
can' t carry a ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska: kangaroos are not allowed in a barber shop at any time.
can' t look at a moose from a airplane.
not allowed to whisper in someone' s ear while hunting moose.
Arizona: a man can beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
donkeys can' t sleep in bathtubs.
25 years in jail if you cut down a cactus.
no more than 2 dildos in your house.
Georgia: illegal to tie a giraffe to a light pole.
don' t have to wear seat belts if in a pick up truck.
in gainsville chicken must be eaten with hands
illegal to say "oh, boy"
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#12 - FatherPedobear (12/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I live in Az. The cactus thing is true. Just cuz they take forever to grow. 70 years per arm. This one knew Jesus.
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User avatar #40 - AddNoise (12/18/2010) [-]
Arizona: A man can beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Gee, I wonder what time of the month that is.
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User avatar #85 - Danzig (12/18/2010) [-]
I live in Arizona, as a tradition, every month I beat my wife with 2 dildo's
#30 - Mahkoshan (12/18/2010) [-]
Arizona's law of wife beating was in order to provide men a legal method of self defense during... that time... of month.
User avatar #17 to #15 - kiddoforever (12/18/2010) [-]
Anyone who uses ~ as a nose on a smiley face deserves no sympathy from me.
User avatar #1 - GoPhuckUrself (12/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
In Alaska it is illegal to shoot an animal from a moving vehicle unless it is a whale...
#3 to #1 - XRAYCAT (12/18/2010) [-]
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#91 - TheOriginalNerd (12/18/2010) [-]
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#67 - skypies (12/18/2010) [-]
Actually it was illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in kentucky because people would use it to lure thoroughbreds from their owners to steal them. Horses like sweets. I would know. I live in kentucky...
#65 - sirspam (12/18/2010) [-]
go to alabama on a sunday and drive down to the railroad tracks barefoot so you can put salt on them and then go back home and play dominoes with an ice cream cone in your back pocket
#33 - jjvoodoo (12/18/2010) [-]
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#70 - Georgiaboy (12/18/2010) [-]
Oh,boy!
Oh,boy!
#116 - Raiki (12/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Georgia: ******** . Nothing can go over my constitutional right to say whatever the **** I please...

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U MAD, GEORGIA?
User avatar #114 - Whiteboyyyy (12/19/2010) [-]
can't cut down Saguaro cacti in AZ for two reasons,
One, their endangered
Two, their're the state plants.
User avatar #82 - Anonynonymous (12/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Those effing saguaro cacti are everywhere in Arizona. Its stupid that you can't cut them down.
#87 to #82 - madmaxx (12/18/2010) [-]
No, it's stupid that people want to live in the desert.
#51 - biggestmaggot (12/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
2 is all I need
+5
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User avatar #84 - jasonn (12/18/2010) [-]
THE ENTIRE SITE OF FUNNYJUNK SHOULD GRAB A BUNCHA DILDOS AND GO TO ARIZONA AND THROW THEM AT PEOPLE'S DOORWAYS TO GET THEM ALL ARRESTED :D
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