Yo mama is so fat that her and her doctor have discussed a balanced diet
and exercise weight loss plan!
Yo mamma is so ugly that she hasn' t dated much thoughout her life and her
husband, your father is unattractive as well.
Yo mama is so black that she originated from the parts of Africa which are
closer to the Equator!
Yo mama is so fat that she eats mere than an average amount, and gets little
to no exercise!
Yo mama is so stupid that she didnt get good grades in school, and ended up
going to a community college.
Yo mama is so old that she has lived through a lot of events, beth positive
and negative, and prabably has much life wisdom.
Yo mama is so dirty that she doesn' t shower often and smells pretty bad.
Yo mama is such a slut that she has sexual relations very often with various
Yo mama is so peer that she doesn' t have a very high paying job, and doesn' t
have that much maney in general.
Yo mama is so hairy that she has mere hair on her bedy than acceptable by
society' s current standards (may/ be not in Europe).