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A Guide to Life Part 1

Part 2 coming soon. Thumb meanwhile.

Things They Dont Tell You
But Should)
A Guide to Life
As a person, it' s what' s I
on the inside that counts. g
It' s what' s on the outside _ b"'
that matters. ",
Therw‘ s a huge difference between thinking
about something and actually doing it.
Try to choose appropriately.
Almost everyone in the world watches television, and millions
of people are involved in television production, and yet there is
not a single show on TV that accurately depicts real life. This
will doom you to a life expectations as you have
already spent about 30% of your existence watching sitcoms.
To be considered "a success", you must slave to simultaneously
meet or exceed the expectations you ever meet
throughout your entire life, and then constantly maintain an
upward trajectory until the day you die. To he considered
a mute". you must do the opposite (: nothing).
Guess which is more fun...
Each offs is merely one of organisms upon
trillions of planets within trillions of galaxies within an
endless and infinitely spiraling universe, and yet you
will still meet people who consider themselves to be
important." These people are known as "men" and
women." Ynu may want to avoid them.
The majority unpeople are borderline sociopath; who' d
step over your corpse to get a better parking space, and
yet they won' t hesitate to pass howling judgement on you
if you screw up in even the most mimic, insignificant way.
Just one more reason to not screw up. Ever.
woo tum out to be pretty, people will view you with
resentment because everyone assumes that attractive
people are just charming their way through life and
are thus a bunch of parasites. You will
not find any sympathy, because everyone knows that
attractive people have perfect lives. This will result in
a bitter, lonely existence.
Ifyou turn out to be ugly, everyone will like you because
you' re than them, However, nobody will
love you because you' re than them.
This will result in a bitter, lonely existence.
If you talk too much they' ll make fun of you.
ffyou don' t talk enough they' ll make fun ofyou.
ffyou laugh too loud they' ll make fun ofyou,
Ifyou never laugh they' ll make fun of you.
Ifyou smite all the time they' ll make fun ofyou.
Wynn never smile they' ll make fun ofyou.
If you' re too nice they' ll make fun ofyou.
If you' re too nasty they' ll hate yan-
but at least they won' t make fun ofyou.
Early to bed and early to rise makes you
a member ofthe working class.
Wealthy people get to sleep in.
Love is like a grocery store apple: look all you want,
but you' ll never find one without a huge dent in it,
Nobody: you.
Everyone is full of wonderful advice that they won' t hesistate
to thrust upon you at the slightest chance. Everyone is full of
something else, too, so you might want to pass on the advice.
To be continued...
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User avatar #3 - DoctorAnus (12/17/2010) [-]
I like these so true, it also makes me even bitter.
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User avatar #2 - gweenie (12/17/2010) [-]
******* WHITE SPACE.
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