FML Comp. Some funny stories i found on fmylife.com. Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make FML The Game
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FML Comp

Some funny stories i found on fmylife.com

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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make ajoke
and tell them I' d had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was n farted". Well, at least they all laughed. no
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Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I
picked a DVD of his favorite TV series. One of my Friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack
of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. no
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Today I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I
liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied "two years
ago." no
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Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It' s difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept
telling myself" here, you' re all alone." I then heard "Nao, you' re not." I didn' t realize I was saying it out
loud. And that I wasn' t alone. no
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Today, my parents brought me an Ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my
lactose intolerance. PML
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Today, while browsing Youtube, I looked at the section "Recommended for Yau." I saw a video titled "How to get
a girlfriend." Even "r' outube thinks I can' t get one. no
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Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he
was joking, so ajust sat there and didn' t react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it
to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. no
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Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out ofthe mall and decided
to follow them and take their space when they left. After Following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they
were heading to the bus stop. no
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User avatar #1 - Les (12/16/2010) [-]
At least the second person got something. In french class last year my secret santa skipped the class.
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