Faggot killing kit. Thumbs up if you're gonna use it on a certian faggot named Edward Cullen!.. Why would we need this? He's not a vampire. And he's not real. Vampire killing kit edward Cullen faggot twilight sucks
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#88 - fefe (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this will not work, edward cullen is a fairy, not a vampire
captcha:drill
User avatar #93 to #91 - BrandonSmith (01/01/2010) [-]
No it won't...Edward is used to being penetrated by wood.
User avatar #18 - shlacka (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why would we need this? He's not a vampire. And he's not real.
User avatar #183 - louweevi (01/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
those things wont work.
you have to kill him by either
1) ripping him apart and burning him (book method and movie, twilight)
2) setting shape shifting were-wolves on him (death by dog. book and movie, new moon) or
3) you can use break his neck and rip his head off (movie, new moon. goes against twlight cause in that theres only 1 & 2).
User avatar #184 to #183 - junkinthetrunk (01/02/2010) [-]
Or you can find up you'r own twisted way using fiction like.

1) Cut his nuts off and feed them to a narwhal.

2) Make him turn into a bat, then feed him too a narwhal.

3) I like narwhals.
#71 - fefe (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
that kit wouldn't work since edward isnt a real vampire. duh.
#72 to #71 - wowzers (01/01/2010) [-]
you would need a kit that destroys glitter
User avatar #40 - SeekayFilms (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not going to use it, because (a) I don't have it, and (b) Edward Cullen is a fictitious character in a crappy movie.
User avatar #182 - WeMustDestroyIt (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wow.
That titles is not horribly offensive in anyway.

You could of just put Edward killing kit or vampire.
But no you HAD to put "faggot" -_-
User avatar #180 - ThatCoolGuy (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...The **** ?
I thought it was a Nintendo DS?!?!?
******* thumbnail!!!
User avatar #85 - SuperBabyJesuz (01/01/2010) [-]
I thought the picture was going to be a dildo fireing lasers....i was horriably wrong
User avatar #204 - YmousAnon (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
aren't silver bullets for killing werewolves?
#192 - lulzmetron **User deleted account** (01/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Ok, Twilight pics are getting ol' and blah blah blah, all that. Now, Let's start a sing-a-long.
I love the mountains,
I love the clear blue blue skies!
#66 - fefe (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if theres a stake wheres the malot cause them how would it work
User avatar #67 to #66 - combatarms (01/01/2010) [-]
Shoot it out of the gun?
User avatar #54 - Redfinale (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE VAMPIRE KILLING KIT!!!!

lol captch: beard
User avatar #152 - hellpickle (01/02/2010) [-]
I think, I actually hate twifag haters more than twifags themselves, cause twifags aren't as much annoying as the haters who talk about this on and on and on..
#62 - fefe (01/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Fail, silver bullets kill werevolves not vampires
User avatar #65 to #62 - robotwarrior (01/01/2010) [-]
how do you not know that? silver kills all things mythological better
User avatar #42 - supersparta (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
QUICK. SOMEONE **** IN THE HOLY WATER AND THROW IT ON HIM.
User avatar #34 - majesticmoose (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I AM ******* TIRED OF SEEING THIS **** ON THE FRONT PAGE!

Take this to Ebaums if you want people to laugh at it. They have no minds there, and hopefully the FJ community does.
User avatar #31 - zombibunnies (01/01/2010) [-]
cool kit. i would have actually thumbed up if it wasnt yet another thing about twilight. everyone gets it. twilight sucks. get over it.
#8 - grantanater **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
only thing is... edward isent a vampire, hes a mockery of the very being
User avatar #208 - rickrollers (01/02/2010) [-]
Maybe Rick Astley will goo away. He hovers over my bed singing never going to give you up. its creepy
#175 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/02/2010) [-]
Before these ******* movies I only knew 3 things this annoying, because everyone bitches to the point of non-funny 1. Miley cyrus 2. jonas brothers 3. absolutely nothing! thanks for filling the third spot assholes.
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