Faggot killing kit. Thumbs up if you're gonna use it on a certian faggot named Edward Cullen!.. this will not work, edward cullen is a fairy, not a vampire captcha:drill
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Faggot killing kit

Thumbs up if you're gonna use it on a certian faggot named Edward Cullen!

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#88 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this will not work, edward cullen is a fairy, not a vampire
captcha:drill
User avatar #18 - shlacka (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why would we need this? He's not a vampire. And he's not real.
#223 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
no this isnt wat we need for the faggot vampire, we need some damn axe spray, y? bc hes gay, gay ppl want to smell like girls, make him smell like a guy and he will melt
#226 to #223 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
*facepalm* Generally, gay dudes are either very masculine or very feminine. Most of the time, if you'd actually note this, gay dudes ARE masculine. And this brings me to another point. Gay includes both lady lovers and male maker outers. So by saying all gay people want to smell like girls, you're telling me girls want to smell like girls. Very odd in my mind. But of course, my greatest point would be, have you ever had a glitter picture that smells like a guy or a girl. Cause that's basically what he is. A damn ugly glitter picture and usually if you find a picture that smells "manly" it means someones masturbated on it. So sir, are you telling me your going to really mastubate on Edward after putting on your "man spray" to "kill" him?
User avatar #183 - louweevi (01/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
those things wont work.
you have to kill him by either
1) ripping him apart and burning him (book method and movie, twilight)
2) setting shape shifting were-wolves on him (death by dog. book and movie, new moon) or
3) you can use break his neck and rip his head off (movie, new moon. goes against twlight cause in that theres only 1 & 2).
User avatar #184 to #183 - junkinthetrunk (01/02/2010) [-]
Or you can find up you'r own twisted way using fiction like.

1) Cut his nuts off and feed them to a narwhal.

2) Make him turn into a bat, then feed him too a narwhal.

3) I like narwhals.
#71 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
that kit wouldn't work since edward isnt a real vampire. duh.
#72 to #71 - wowzers (01/01/2010) [-]
you would need a kit that destroys glitter
User avatar #40 - SeekayFilms (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not going to use it, because (a) I don't have it, and (b) Edward Cullen is a fictitious character in a crappy movie.
#112 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
dracua (first "vampire ever") was just a crazy,wealthgy man that lived in a manision .he was peranoid about people trying to kill him ,so he invited every one in TRAYNSALVANYA to a feast at his mansion .he poisined the food killing every one.Then he put the dead bodies around his manaion warning people to stay away.AIRGO there are no such thing as a vampire .so live with that fact people(preferably the one that think holy water will kill ewdward).
#120 to #112 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
Fail for many reasons:
1. Spell Dracula right, 2. Spell Wealthy right, 3. Spell Mansion right, 4. Spell Paranoid right, 5. Spell Ma--fuck this spelling shit...you just go back to school, 6. Dracula is a character of Bram Stoker, the one you describe did not exist, 7. The True Transylvanian Dracula you failed to describe was Vlad Dracul, Count of Wallachia, also known as the Impaler, 8. The french say"ergo", not airgo, 9. PEOPLE KNOW VAMPIRES ARENT REAL! they became extinct along with the leprechauns, spelling skills and nice people, 10. I would've stopped before but this just pissed me off...you wrote mansion twice, both times incorrectly, both times incorrect in different ways.

Behold, people:
I just sure as peas dont like this person.
#61 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
I'd just give him a dildo packed full of C4.
#28 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
i dont think we need all that. seriously you guys. havent you ever watched peter pan? just go ahead. say it. "I don't believe in fairies." Cullen is gonna be gone in no time.
#224 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#200 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
F you all. Don't you remember ANYTHING from Peter Pan? God damnit stop wasting your time and just say the magic words. "I don't believe in fairies." Just like Mrs. Tink, Edward will just go DIE, DIE, DIe, die,........DIE! And then like, we're all happy :D
#68 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
Why would you need that much stuff? All you really need is a cardboard cutout of Bella, a little holy water, and a wooden dildo.
#16 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so ur saying all vampires are gay.. i dare you to say that to alucard's face
User avatar #182 - WeMustDestroyIt (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wow.
That titles is not horribly offensive in anyway.

You could of just put Edward killing kit or vampire.
But no you HAD to put "faggot" -_-
User avatar #180 - ThatCoolGuy (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...The fuck?
I thought it was a Nintendo DS?!?!?
Fucking thumbnail!!!
#125 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hey! Wheres the garlic????
Without garlic we're all dooooooomed!!!
User avatar #85 - SuperBabyJesuz (01/01/2010) [-]
I thought the picture was going to be a dildo fireing lasers....i was horriably wrong
#8 - grantanater **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
only thing is... edward isent a vampire, hes a mockery of the very being
#9 to #8 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
yes he's also FICTIONAL so why does it matter so much to you guys
User avatar #204 - YmousAnon (01/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
aren't silver bullets for killing werewolves?
User avatar #34 - majesticmoose (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THIS SHIT ON THE FRONT PAGE!

Take this to Ebaums if you want people to laugh at it. They have no minds there, and hopefully the FJ community does.
#36 to #34 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
we don't.
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