Michael Jordan. good old bill gates.... Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes , 100 a day, working or not, I if he sleeps 7 hours
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Michael Jordan

good old bill gates...

Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes , 100
a day, working or not,
I if he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes , 000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.
I if he goes to see a movie, it' ll cost him , 00, but he' ll make , while he' s
there.
q If he decides to have a egg, he' ll make while boiling it,
q He makes , 415/ hour more than minimum wage.
I If he wanted to save up for a new Acura MEX (, 000) it would take him a whole
12 hours.
I If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have
to do it at the rate of every second.
I He' ll probably pay around for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed
390 for that round.
I He' ll make about . 33 while watching the dash in the Olympics, and
about 315, 633 during the Boston Marathon.
I This year, he' ll make more than twice as; much as all US. past presidents for all
of their terms combined.
Amazing isn' t it?
If Jordan saves )() of his income for the next 500 years, he' ll still have less
than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Nerd wins.
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Submitted: 12/15/2010
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#1 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2010) [-]
too bad Bill gates has an empire to endorse.
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