Sean Connery. You know it to be true... Knock Knock, "Who's-" Me, the man who slept with your mother last night.
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#20 - OrionPax (12/16/2010) [-]
Knock Knock,
Me, the man who slept with your mother last night.
User avatar #32 to #20 - OSAMAAbinladen (12/16/2010) [-]
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#36 to #23 - pakoq (12/16/2010) [-]
Suck it Trebeck. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
User avatar #41 to #36 - TheRandomFairy (12/16/2010) [-]
******* loved that ep of SNL xD
#42 - MXS (12/16/2010) [-]
"I'll take the rapists for 400."
#43 to #42 - MXS (12/16/2010) [-]
"That's Therapists, Sean."
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#22 to #15 - John Cena (12/16/2010) [-]
oh wait- too early...
ill be back soon
#24 to #15 - VikiIsAwsum (12/16/2010) [-]
red leader, standing by.
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#3 - amogrr (12/15/2010) [-]
Freemansh white brother?

Shon, I am not dishappoint.
#10 to #3 - osscrymson (12/15/2010) [-]
in other words
#30 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
#21 - fortes (12/16/2010) [-]
Clint Eastwood Agrees
Clint Eastwood Agrees
User avatar #13 - Petroleum ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
"So a man and a monkey walks into a bar, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.
#17 to #13 - demented (12/16/2010) [-]

here you go
User avatar #81 to #61 - Arturotheone (12/16/2010) [-]
the funny thing is he actually has less wrinkles in 2009
User avatar #84 to #81 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
I have a theory that we are wrong, perhaps Sean Connery is the father, Morgan Freeman is the holy ghost and Chuck Norris is the son, making them the holy trinity. Meaning that they are ageless and able to change their appearance at will. so perhaps we have finally found evidence of this
#126 to #61 - xyphinmaster (12/16/2010) [-]
its sean connery he can just prostiege
User avatar #35 - OSAMAAbinladen (12/16/2010) [-]

ughh.. no Sean Connery... thats famous horsemen...

No no no... look! "HOR" like your mother, then "SEMEN"
#59 to #35 - Sylace (12/16/2010) [-]
How does this not have more thumbs?? :D
How does this not have more thumbs?? :D
#44 - EpicBassman (12/16/2010) [-]
Apparently Daniel Craig is going to be the newest James Bond.
#37 - themightybroham (12/16/2010) [-]
Sean Connery is the Scottish Chuck Norris.

pic related, it's the chuck norris of science
User avatar #72 to #52 - lumpyruthafurd (12/16/2010) [-]
What if they had a baby
User avatar #53 to #52 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
This is where their whole silly Christianity concept confuses me.

If Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, then aren't they the same person?
User avatar #83 to #53 - Arturotheone (12/16/2010) [-]
Jesus was born from Mary made by God's magic seed. Once Jesus died and went to heaven Jesus (for a lack of a better term) fused with God.
User avatar #56 to #53 - PrblyLockNess (12/16/2010) [-]
Yes.. Yes they are
User avatar #73 to #53 - garykn (12/16/2010) [-]
It's very confusing, but here goes my best attempt to describe it. Jesus is God's son, and at the same time he is a representation of God in human form. Sorta make sense?
User avatar #60 to #53 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
Jesus is the mortal representation of God
User avatar #63 to #60 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
Then why do they call Jesus his son?
User avatar #67 to #63 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
Because Jesus is human and all humans are the children of god... technically, I personally am not christian, I'm agnostic, but my family is non-denominational and presbyterian, so I was taken to church when I was younger and I know a lot about the bible.
User avatar #71 to #67 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
I know what the bible says, but i wanna know why people believe these things, they don't work in my head.
User avatar #74 to #71 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
because when people are raised in a mindset, they tend to keep that mindset for life and raise others in it. Someone started christianity, then raised their kids that way, who then converted other, and raised their kids that way and it went on until now. It is simply the way to world works, it's like asking why people believe in Particle String Theory, it isn't proven, but in some cases in makes sense.
User avatar #76 to #74 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
Well i was talking more along the lines of why do people think God and Jesus are the same. I mean there's just so much hypocrisy in the bible it's ridiculous.

For instance, Noah must have been the smartest person alive to get 2 of every animal onto the arch, keeping the polar bears cold and everything. Oh, and don't forget he was so good that he kept all the dinosaurs away too.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
Well, if you actually look at the bible, you'll remember that things used to live a lot longer, and as reptiles never stop growing, and instead of saying "dinosaur" in the bible it says "dragon", and with reptiles growing so large, a 3 tonne chameleon would look like a triceratops.
But I digress, it could be that the animals that need cooler climates would be kept lower in the ark, as it would be surrounded by sea water, keeping it cool. The argument I hear most is about animals eating eachother, which (if you believe the bible) explains itself, as according to the bible, no one ate animal until after the ark.
User avatar #82 to #78 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
There were many more dinosaurs than triceratops that existed.

I mean, can you honestly sit there and tell me he kept t-rexes from eating pigs and cows?

It doesn't make enough sense for me to have any hope in humanity.
User avatar #87 to #82 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
I was using the triceratops as an example, but if the bible is true, then animals did not eat eachother until after the ark.
User avatar #92 to #87 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
The bible was written by man.

/end of
User avatar #133 to #92 - sketchE ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
most religion is based on faith and religious interpritation for instance christians used to believe bathing too often was bad. you and i dont believe in christianity because to us it makes no sense or doesnt seem right christians have their beliefs because to them it does. we cant know whos right
User avatar #139 to #133 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
Yeah and apparently a lot of people disagree with me on this, so I suppose i'll stop.

User avatar #140 to #139 - sketchE ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
welcome to the church of funnyjunk
#64 to #53 - GrnLantern (12/16/2010) [-]
Jesus is supposedly God's son. I don't know where you got the notion they were the same person. Pic unrelated
User avatar #69 to #64 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
Being the only agnostic in a Christian family raises questions.

They all say Jesus is God and blah blah blah.

So i wanna know why.
User avatar #55 to #53 - Pestilence ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
Jeez guys, way to not answer my question.

Shows how most religious people are. -_-
User avatar #70 to #55 - zoovigger (12/16/2010) [-]
No Jesus is God made flesh. He is a god but he is not THE GOD. I hope that sorta helps even though I barely understand it
User avatar #80 to #70 - Crusader (12/16/2010) [-]
But doesn't the bible say that there is only 1 god, THE GOD, and that all others are not gods?
Jesus mroe accurately is a mortal representation of god, so a demi-god more closely reflects what Jesus is.
User avatar #89 to #80 - zoovigger (12/16/2010) [-]
No The bible also tells you that Jesus is not mortal he is not human.... Anyways Its all myths anyways everyone who does not take religion seriously should know The bible is just a set of rules on how to live a normal Christian life
User avatar #134 to #89 - sketchE ONLINE (12/16/2010) [-]
myths are just dead religions but yes they all serve the same purpose of telling how to live a "good" life
User avatar #147 to #134 - themightybroham (12/17/2010) [-]
On the next episode of mythbusters, Jamie and Adam figure out the myth of the "zombie jesus" while Tory, Grant, and Kari figure out what muhammed actually looks like
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#28 - ponchilio (12/16/2010) [-]
Like a boss.
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