I wonder. o_o. A vegan tit. I eat meat because if I don't I will grow vaginas all over my body.
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Submitted: 01/01/2010
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#32 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I eat meat because if I don't I will grow vaginas all over my body.
#136 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
our food ***** on ter food.
#146 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
WRONG - It's *because* we evolved we eat meat. If we had not developed a brain power higher than that of a cow, we could not have decided to catch, herd, breed and consume them. Vegetarians have a sense of empathy to all living things, which is okay, but in the face of the the vegetarians's main argument which is "...just because we can better ourselves, should we?"... I will answer, yes, we should. If you look at that cute little puppy, or kitten just remember, they eat meat. It's not wrong to eat meat, so if you don't want to, thats fine, but don't insult people who do...
#137 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
vegetarianism: because chasing an animal is harder than eating a plant
#199 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a vegatarian ^_^
#202 to #199 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
nobody gives a **** , **** off.
#108 - itsjose (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** now i want some chocolate heroin
#59 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
to those who would agree with this, i offer you a piece of evidence in the form of evolution. just follow along for a sec

open your mouth, and inspect your teeth for just a brief moment. near the front you have a set of teeth called the canines. these teeth are an adaption that humans evolved in order to eat meat. i offer you this, a cow does not have canines nor do most herbivores. if we were to not eat meat, would we have meat tearing teeth? i think not.

meat provides a set of proteins needed to form a fully developed brain, some of which are not found in any other type of food save meat. if you want to sacrifice your brain for the sake of a few animals, go right ahead, but it also means we are entitled to call you a retard
#28 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
we eat them because our diet requires some form of meat. vegetarians are retards.
#29 to #28 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
plus cows taste good
#197 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
vegetables are easier to catch than cows :D
User avatar #185 - The Troll Killer (01/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Actually, eating meat saves the planet. Just think, if we didn't eat cows, they would increase in numbers. And if one of them contracted Mad Cow disease, and spread it to the others, they would wander around, drink from a stream, contaminate water, contaminate water going towards a larger populous, infecting more and more people, causing a continent-wide infection. But if we DID eat cows. It would be notice, contained and treated.

#148 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
#134 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Your mom eats meat.
#138 to #134 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
you eat you're own meat.
#120 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#122 to #120 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
combo breaker, now everyone ignore him.
User avatar #99 - huntelaar (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this actually makes me wanna go chow down some meat

... **** that sounded soo gay.
User avatar #78 - shlacka (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You vegetarians all suck. Meat taste awesome.
#153 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
If people are going to eat cows and think its ok you should be ok with chinese people eating dogs too.
User avatar #158 to #153 - TheBaTMoNsTeR (01/01/2010) [-]
Vegetarians are the reason for global warming. think about it. We eat the cows that put methane in the air. while those dumbass dirt loving vegie heads eat our beautiful plants that take the Co2 from the atmosphere and convert it into pure oxygen.
just because that plant doesn't have a face. doesnt mean it isn't alive. THIINK
#119 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
Before we evolved to Homo sapians our ancestors ate soft fruit and nuts because our teeth were too soft, then we started to eat vegetables and harder fruit then we began to eat meat as it was a better source of energy we had evolved stronger teeth. So because of evolution we eat meat.
User avatar #89 - Turquoise (01/01/2010) [-]
We don't eat cows because they're easy to catch, it's because their significantly large so they provide meats, and they're cheap to feed. If lions or cheetahs ate nothing but grass and were really stupid, sure, we would probably domesticate them too.

The best response for this vegetarian friend would be "The only way you'll eat something without hurting anyone is by munching on rocks, and even then, you'll be killing innocent bacteria."
User avatar #57 - ashleymofo (01/01/2010) [-]
LOL XD chocolate heroin!
#204 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
you can "evolve" all you want. carrots aint never gonna be as good as a big fat steak.
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