Cleverbot Hates Twilight!. Lol. User, So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? Ne never seen him act like that. Cleverbot: No, I' m just working to twilight Cleverbot hates Vampire edward Cullen bella Meyer Apple Hands holding apple Gay
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Cleverbot Hates Twilight!


User, So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? Ne never seen him act like that.
Cleverbot: No, I' m just working too hard at school.
User, Oh. Okay. Do you like the twilight series?
Cleverbot: The Twilight series is an abomination to basically all of literature.
Cleverbot: Now you are in the right path!
User, I know right?
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User, I' m putting this on funnyyjunk.
Cleverb on Elk.
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Submitted: 01/01/2010
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#26 - bbkeith (01/01/2010) [+] (9 replies)
ok u guys are so freaking retarded twilight isnt bad m,aybee if some of u bums would get off your ass ,get of of welfare and go see the movies or get the books...90% of u dont no what your talking about
User avatar #30 to #26 - CalamitysEdge (01/01/2010) [-]
I've read all the twilight books. I've seen the movies. So, while I think everyone has a right to hate on twilight without being called 'retarded', if you think that someone has to read the books to hate it, then here we go:

I would rather get a hand job from Edward Scissor Hands, than listen to one more fan-girl scream over Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. Honestly, the acting in the movies sucked, and Edward's head was like... 4 times the size of normal people's heads.

So, once again, I have read the books, Seen the movies, and I'm telling you... your ******* retarded for liking this series and I honestly want every person who likes Twilight to get ran over by an Ice Cream truck. Thats right. A ****** Ice Cream truck.
User avatar #15 - CookiesOverHookies (01/01/2010) [-]
<<<<<<<< lol this AD coincidence?
User avatar #37 - patriotpride (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hahha, there's two Twilight ads for me right now. Irony win.
User avatar #24 - shlacka (01/01/2010) [-]
I once went to Cleverbot and asked what it thought of Bono. It asked if he was my boyfriend.

I responded by typing *stabs self repetedly*. It kept saying random crap, so I just followed up with stuff like *attempts to execute self with pistol* and *didn't work, trys to crawl off roof of building*.

Eventually I ended up constructing a story where I kill myself and go to Heaven. Then I get pissed because God isn't letting in gays, so I lead a gay rebellion and take over Heaven.

Then I invade Hell with Jesus commanding my army. Him and Satan fight in an epic duel and he wins.

Finally, Cleverbot said something intelligent, which was, "Jesus FTW!".
#10 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** is wrong with you ppl at funnyjunk? Yea sure some of this crap is funny, but when you post something as stupid as this you just look like a bunch of dickheads!!!
User avatar #16 to #10 - hellsmaw (01/01/2010) [-]
and you sir/mam are a dickhead for calling us that. :)
#57 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this is fake it was made up
User avatar #60 to #57 - IsaacH (01/01/2010) [-]
what the **** does it matter its supposed to be funny you ******* cunt!
User avatar #51 - Bacula (01/01/2010) [-]
i lol'd when he was like Im putting this on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #1 - Professional (01/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Argh, the ad on top of my screen and on the side were both for Twilight
#50 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Twilight is casting now hmm?


User avatar #54 to #50 - KeraWoolfe (01/01/2010) [-]
You know the actor that plays him hates twilight.
User avatar #22 - IluvPedoBear (01/01/2010) [-]
thanky you. because we didn't have enough **** about the twilight series already.
#5 - AwesomeVampire (01/01/2010) [-]
thats just absolutelly...

User avatar #56 - Turquoise (01/01/2010) [-]
Cleverbot was never funny.
#47 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
<----------------holy **** it is lmao NICE
User avatar #52 to #49 - jacelynandkyah (01/01/2010) [-]
look @ dA add on da side!!
#48 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
Cleverbot approves.
#46 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
LOL there is a twilight add on this page!!
#45 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
LOL Has anybody else seen these Twilight ads? I guess this is the place to be for Twilight fans.

what a dissapointment.
#39 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
thats not really cleverbot it doesnt say user or cleverbot
#35 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
and thats why cleverbot is clever.
#17 - pedobearisacoming (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
its fake, i tried it and heres what cleverbot says in the first sentence "So I like him... :) He's really handsome :P An we can talk about everything :)."
#18 to #17 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
yeah, strings this long are usually fake. And cleverbot doesn't say user or cleverbot. but if you type that line over and over, it changes. That's the point of the learning AI part. and girls go on it, so yea. That explains you're retarded reply.
#12 - MlgCouch (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wow who is actually falling for this? ******* retards, that isnt even the real cleverbot its just some guy typing **** out to look funny
#13 to #12 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
yes it is i thought of pointing that out but i realised there are a bunch of ********* that believe it is real
so its better to keep it to yourself
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