Cleverbot Hates Twilight!. Lol. User, So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? Ne never seen him act like that. Cleverbot: No, I' m just working to twilight Cleverbot hates Vampire edward Cullen bella Meyer Apple Hands holding apple Gay
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Cleverbot Hates Twilight!

User, So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? Ne never seen him act like that.
Cleverbot: No, I' m just working too hard at school.
User, Oh. Okay. Do you like the twilight series?
Cleverbot: The Twilight series is an abomination to basically all of literature.
User, I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Now you are in the right path!
User, I know right?
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User, I' m putting this on funnyyjunk.
Cleverb on Elk.
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Submitted: 01/01/2010
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#26 - bbkeith (01/01/2010) [+] (9 replies)
ok u guys are so freaking retarded twilight isnt bad m,aybee if some of u bums would get off your ass ,get of of welfare and go see the movies or get the books...90% of u dont no what your talking about
User avatar #30 to #26 - CalamitysEdge (01/01/2010) [-]
I've read all the twilight books. I've seen the movies. So, while I think everyone has a right to hate on twilight without being called 'retarded', if you think that someone has to read the books to hate it, then here we go:

I would rather get a hand job from Edward Scissor Hands, than listen to one more fan-girl scream over Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. Honestly, the acting in the movies sucked, and Edward's head was like... 4 times the size of normal people's heads.

So, once again, I have read the books, Seen the movies, and I'm telling you... your ******* retarded for liking this series and I honestly want every person who likes Twilight to get ran over by an Ice Cream truck. Thats right. A ****** Ice Cream truck.
User avatar #15 - CookiesOverHookies (01/01/2010) [-]
<<<<<<<< lol this AD coincidence?
User avatar #37 - patriotpride (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hahha, there's two Twilight ads for me right now. Irony win.
User avatar #24 - shlacka (01/01/2010) [-]
I once went to Cleverbot and asked what it thought of Bono. It asked if he was my boyfriend.

I responded by typing *stabs self repetedly*. It kept saying random crap, so I just followed up with stuff like *attempts to execute self with pistol* and *didn't work, trys to crawl off roof of building*.

Eventually I ended up constructing a story where I kill myself and go to Heaven. Then I get pissed because God isn't letting in gays, so I lead a gay rebellion and take over Heaven.

Then I invade Hell with Jesus commanding my army. Him and Satan fight in an epic duel and he wins.

Finally, Cleverbot said something intelligent, which was, "Jesus FTW!".
#10 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** is wrong with you ppl at funnyjunk? Yea sure some of this crap is funny, but when you post something as stupid as this you just look like a bunch of dickheads!!!
User avatar #16 to #10 - hellsmaw (01/01/2010) [-]
and you sir/mam are a dickhead for calling us that. :)
#57 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this is fake it was made up
User avatar #60 to #57 - IsaacH (01/01/2010) [-]
what the **** does it matter its supposed to be funny you ******* cunt!
User avatar #51 - Bacula (01/01/2010) [-]
i lol'd when he was like Im putting this on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #1 - Professional (01/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Argh, the ad on top of my screen and on the side were both for Twilight
#50 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Twilight is casting now hmm?

I'm going to Apply and KILL EDWARD MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

User avatar #54 to #50 - KeraWoolfe (01/01/2010) [-]
You know the actor that plays him hates twilight.
User avatar #22 - IluvPedoBear (01/01/2010) [-]
thanky you. because we didn't have enough **** about the twilight series already.
#5 - AwesomeVampire (01/01/2010) [-]
thats just absolutelly...







AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #56 - Turquoise (01/01/2010) [-]
Cleverbot was never funny.
#47 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
<----------------holy **** it is lmao NICE
User avatar #52 to #49 - jacelynandkyah (01/01/2010) [-]
look @ dA add on da side!!
#65 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
the url was deleted ,impoopin
#64 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
i now hate twilight because i read about it on here so much, i dont even care about the movie anymore
#62 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
where do you get this "cleverbot" anyways
#35 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
and thats why cleverbot is clever.
#34 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
at least hes cool with it (as i type this there is an ad for twilight to the right..........bastards are everywhere)
#33 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
Correction: Cleverbot mimics recent relevant conversations, and is thus mirroring other people's hate for Twilight.
I know I'm gonna get thumbs down for this.
#12 - MlgCouch (01/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wow who is actually falling for this? ******* retards, that isnt even the real cleverbot its just some guy typing **** out to look funny
#13 to #12 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
yes it is i thought of pointing that out but i realised there are a bunch of ********* that believe it is real
so its better to keep it to yourself
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