Dear Santa,

BITW is right, and not only do they appear for no perticular reason, nothing about baby's makes any sense!
Cry>Cuddle tummy>laugh
Cry>Cuddle tummy>Cry harder
Cry>give food>silence
Cry>give food> food all over the room
Cry> .... well they just cry for no perticular reason...
Solution: Use a pillow to dampen the sounds

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#10 to #7 - AXTHEHAMMER (12/13/2010) [-]

Don't smother your children...
(The more you know)

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#21 to #10 - MrSmurf (12/14/2010) [-]

"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids."

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#37 to #10 - Kelsenial (12/14/2010) [-]

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#44 to #37 - MrSmurf (12/14/2010) [-]

Lol, is that the Shower Shorts scene? "For the man who has nothing to hide. But still wants to."

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#6 to #4 - Vegetaman (12/13/2010) [-]

What am I reading

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#9 to #6 - EdwardElric (12/13/2010) [-]

This

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#12 to #4 - gggeeee (12/13/2010) [-]

I SEE TITTIES!! :D

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#18 to #4 - ICan (12/14/2010) [-]

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#40 to #4 - Linkawolf (12/14/2010) [-]

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#14 - apimpnamdslikbak (12/14/2010) [-]

Dear Black Santa,
Can i please have my bike back?

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#16 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)

Get your bitch ass back inside of me.

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#22 to #16 - flamyras (12/14/2010) [-]

We now need a Kairi "ok" image. Internet, I have spoken.

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#28 to #22 - quiggles (12/14/2010) [-]

fuck you

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#19 to #16 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]

Sounds so wrong

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#38 to #19 - DerpDerpDurr **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]

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#42 to #38 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]

sorry im a little slow

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#27 to #16 - Francishateslouis (12/14/2010) [-]

I though what we had was special!!!

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#13 - neroblack (12/13/2010) [-]

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#24 - ponchilio ONLINE (12/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)

Its legit.

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#29 to #24 - ssbmkev (12/14/2010) [-]

why is troll santa holding a huge pile of shit in his hand?

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#35 to #29 - inator (12/14/2010) [-]

It's our present.

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#25 - BrownBearninetysix (12/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)

Dear Santa

You are a bitch ass nigga, last Christmas I asked for a pair of rims for my bike, and what did I get? Nothing! This year you gon pay what you owe! Im comin for dat ass Santa!

From Riley

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#34 to #25 - TheFapMaster (12/14/2010) [-]

Dammit boy!

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#20 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/14/2010) [-]

but i dont understand, why would Santa need my mother to give me a sis--

oooooooooooh

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#43 - vindictus (12/14/2010) [-]

Wha you want?
Fire truck!
Wha color?
Red!
Next!
Aaahhh!

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#39 - Kelsenial (12/14/2010) [-]

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#8 - remxmm (12/13/2010) [-]

Serious shit NIGGA

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#30 - MakinPankakes **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]

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#33 - SexEdTeacher (12/14/2010) [-]

SHIT

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#23 - Claegel (12/14/2010) [-]

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#11 - gimmeyobabies (12/13/2010) [-]

he looks like calvin.

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#32 - CowPatty (12/14/2010) [-]

All the members of Organization 13 are real names scrambled with an x on them. R O X A S, S O R A or A X E L, L E A. Pretty common knowledge if your a Kingdom hearts fan, but I still felt like posting it.

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#26 - LordLerxst (12/14/2010) [-]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1354298/qwop+come+on/

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