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Folks. What is the worst thing yen have done to aw? I little stunt ayear er m back.
I Eda interesting experience this afternoon while riding the train home from work. I have at this point been in the over 18 hours. I am tired,
hungry, have to piss, and when I get home there will undoubtedly be this monters rent notice in my mailbox. I just want to go heme: piss, shower, eat and
sleep- Two steps before the final step: my step: aw 6 gets on the train. The whole car is empty- I am sitting in a window seat by myself, half
asleep- thw crowds and sits in the seats that are infront , including a smallfry with a soda who sits next to me.
He starts poking me. "? Whats your name?" I just say "Leave me alone," keeping my eyes shut and trying to ignore the two screaming girls
fighting over the new Harry Potter book (at this time, it was the halfbreed prince). The kid next to me says: "Thais not nice" and pews his remaining soda
in the bottle in my lap. "What the fuelling ***** ?" I yell. "Goddamn ************* brat! Control your kids and get away from melt" The parents
are clearly : "Apologize to my family! That was " the father says- I just give him the fielder and move to the other side of the car,
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User avatar #156 - Exec (12/31/2009) [-]
Serves them right, I love kids but I hate parents who can't control their kids and also spoils them.
User avatar #110 - ashleymofo (12/31/2009) [-]
I love people who are smart like this.
User avatar #82 - shorkian (12/31/2009) [-]
Even though it probably isn't, I like to believe stories like this are true. It adds a little epicness to an otherwise suckish world.
#125 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [+] (9 replies)
**** all of you. thats so sad that he did that to that family. yes, the dad was a jerk but those poor innocent kids lost their home. i heard this story on the news and the little boy with the soda died of frostbite and cholera. shame on all of you i bet you will all rot in hell.
User avatar #126 to #125 - LeanPocket (12/31/2009) [-]
User avatar #99 - tacoluvr (12/31/2009) [-]
Moral of the story? Use condoms.
User avatar #98 - satanisthesavior (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
One time, I was on the subway in Boston, and it was pretty full. I was on one end of a car, and this chick was on the other end, screaming into her cell phone. I don't know if she had a bad signal or if she just talked like that normally, but I could hear her perfectly. Anyways, she's bitching about her boyfriend, and she says the MOST retarded thing I have ever heard:

"I can't date him, he's too much older! I'm 19 and he's going to be 30 in ten years!"

Think about that: Him being 30 in ten years would make him 20, she is 19. Yeah, one year is WAY to much older... DERP
#61 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [+] (7 replies)
How the **** is this an epic pwnage??? You just ****** up a whole family...I don't get how it's funny either. Don't you have a conscience?

This is funnyjunk not gay retards posting stupid ********* .
User avatar #66 to #61 - hawkdude (12/31/2009) [-]
What are you talking about? This is amazing. This is karma at work. This father had no control of his children and took no disciplinary action when the little ****** poured soda all over a stranger's lap. He didn't even appear to care! So the narrator tells them off, something he is fully entitled to do his position. Then, when the narrator refuses to apologize, something I believe he has no need to do, the father pushes the man, then gets off the train, makes a fake 911 call, lies to the police, and wastes police time, and what happens? The law comes down on his ass. This is how it's supposed to work. Dude minds his own business and gets soda dumped on him, physically assaulted and almost falsely imprisoned. He wins!
#101 - StewertGriffin (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I love this guy,it's the parent's fault that they have bad parenting.
User avatar #76 - vampireragdoll (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)
You get 9000 internets for this one.
User avatar #151 - shlacka (12/31/2009) [-]
This has to be the same guy who got bit by a kid and, after swearing at the child and arguing with the mother, shouted out, "I'VE JUST BEEN CONFIRMED HIV POSITIVE!!!!!."
User avatar #124 - KingShooey (12/31/2009) [-]
God this is beautiful. This wasn't me, but I read about this. There was a guy in a grocery store, and some random kid comes up to bite him (theres kids that do that... I don't know why). Instead of the guy freaking out and shattering the kids skeleton, he insteads acts all scared and stuff. He looks at the mom and says "I HAVE ******* AIDS!". The whole store goes quiet, and before the guy leaves, he just hears the kids mom crying.

I don't know if I got the story completely right, but it's close enough. It might have been posted on here before.
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#140 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I believe I just converted into a homosexual for this particular male.
#143 to #140 - rozzaboy (12/31/2009) [-]
with regret, i couldnt agree more!!
User avatar #148 - HomeSikk (12/31/2009) [-]
That was rather ****** up but he did the biggest win i've seen today
User avatar #139 - Felixthecat (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
What is great about this is that after screwing over all of them and scarring the kids for life all that awesome man can say is LOL that is just the freakin' cherry on top. I hope one day to be as awesome as some of the people on the interent. SOME. Not those weird creepy ******* on here all day.
User avatar #137 - HarryPotterJunkie (12/31/2009) [-]
I love the person who did this =D
#64 - thesillyrabbit (12/31/2009) [-]
Give this man a cookie!
User avatar #29 - FAISCISTBUG (12/31/2009) [-]
Haha he solved multiple problems all at once. Sending an asshole to jail, showing a bunch of bratty kids what it's like to live with nothing, and ending the day in a better mood then he thought he would be in. BRAVO man
User avatar #203 - Vegeto (12/31/2009) [-]
Can an epic win of that magnitude even exist?
#84 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i can believe this other than the fact he spurted out swearing

i mean, who cares if you say **** , but your nto gonna blurt it out at a child, press charges because you got pushed and ruin a families life because of sprite

epic story though
#103 to #84 - marteboi (12/31/2009) [-]
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