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Folks. What is the worst thing yen have done to aw? I little stunt ayear er m back.
I Eda interesting experience this afternoon while riding the train home from work. I have at this point been in the over 18 hours. I am tired,
hungry, have to piss, and when I get home there will undoubtedly be this monters rent notice in my mailbox. I just want to go heme: piss, shower, eat and
sleep- Two steps before the final step: my step: aw 6 gets on the train. The whole car is empty- I am sitting in a window seat by myself, half
asleep- thw crowds and sits in the seats that are infront , including a smallfry with a soda who sits next to me.
He starts poking me. "? Whats your name?" I just say "Leave me alone," keeping my eyes shut and trying to ignore the two screaming girls
fighting over the new Harry Potter book (at this time, it was the halfbreed prince). The kid next to me says: "Thais not nice" and pews his remaining soda
in the bottle in my lap. "What the fuelling fuckl?" I yell. "Goddamn motherfucking brat! Control your kids and get away from melt" The parents
are clearly : "Apologize to my family! That was " the father says- I just give him the fielder and move to the other side of the car,
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User avatar #156 - Exec
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Serves them right, I love kids but I hate parents who can't control their kids and also spoils them.
User avatar #110 - ashleymofo
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(12/31/2009) [-]
I love people who are smart like this.
User avatar #82 - shorkian
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Even though it probably isn't, I like to believe stories like this are true. It adds a little epicness to an otherwise suckish world.
#125 - anon id: 7fe1522e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
**** all of you. thats so sad that he did that to that family. yes, the dad was a jerk but those poor innocent kids lost their home. i heard this story on the news and the little boy with the soda died of frostbite and cholera. shame on all of you i bet you will all rot in hell.
User avatar #145 to #125 - WarPigs
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(12/31/2009) [-]
HAHAHAHA! the little cunt died?!
i bet it was LOOONG and SLOOOW and he suffered through it and got what he deserved

oh and there is no hell
so don't expect that you self righteous ****
User avatar #146 to #145 - LeanPocket
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Now on the offchance "god" will hold this against me,this is a terrible tale of woe and grief....but on the off chance that nothing happens after i die,bwuahaha!
#127 to #125 - anon id: bd4aebb4
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Shut up pansy!
#128 to #125 - anon id: 1710dc7f
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(12/31/2009) [-]
*facepalm*
#141 to #125 - anon id: c37d1127
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Lol CALM YOUR PANTIES.
#157 to #125 - anon id: f5a5cd57
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(12/31/2009) [-]
we're sorry...




BUT ITS JUST TO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!
User avatar #129 to #125 - KingShooey
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Pussy. The family deserved it. Especially the little bratty ****. If the dad forced the kid to apologized, it wouldn't have happened. But no, that family is too ignorant. They deserved their fate. **** them. Besides, the dad lied to the law to try and get the man in trouble.
#138 to #129 - anon id: d3fa87bb
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(12/31/2009) [-]
They certainly deserved it. Not sure they deserved all of it. Three months trying to avoid gang rape in the shower would have been enough I think.
User avatar #126 to #125 - LeanPocket
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(12/31/2009) [-]
Debateable.
User avatar #99 - tacoluvr
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(12/31/2009) [-]
Moral of the story? Use condoms.
User avatar #98 - satanisthesavior
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(12/31/2009) [-]
One time, I was on the subway in Boston, and it was pretty full. I was on one end of a car, and this chick was on the other end, screaming into her cell phone. I don't know if she had a bad signal or if she just talked like that normally, but I could hear her perfectly. Anyways, she's bitching about her boyfriend, and she says the MOST retarded thing I have ever heard:

"I can't date him, he's too much older! I'm 19 and he's going to be 30 in ten years!"

Think about that: Him being 30 in ten years would make him 20, she is 19. Yeah, one year is WAY to much older... DERP
#107 to #98 - Apac
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Must be blonde
#106 to #98 - anon id: 4727163e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
EPIC FACEPALM
#61 - anon id: 14526efa
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(12/31/2009) [-]
How the **** is this an epic pwnage??? You just ****** up a whole family...I don't get how it's funny either. Don't you have a conscience?

This is funnyjunk not gay retards posting stupid *********.
#62 to #61 - anon id: 8c1864f2
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(12/31/2009) [-]
thats life dude get over the fact some family is screwed just be glad it wasn't you and if you care so much you should donate what u have to the poor and homeless
#96 to #62 - anon id: 1e3bd6cc
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(12/31/2009) [-]
the kid was being a ****, then the parents tried to get him arrested. they had it coming.
#63 to #61 - anon id: 6bb91eaf
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(12/31/2009) [-]
be a little more subtle in your trolling next time
#65 to #61 - anon id: 9abca490
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(12/31/2009) [-]
it's epic pwnage because the stupid family got what they had comin, you don't mess with someone havin a bad day, and then lie to the police, that family right there, is what is wrong with America today
User avatar #66 to #61 - hawkdude
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(12/31/2009) [-]
What are you talking about? This is amazing. This is karma at work. This father had no control of his children and took no disciplinary action when the little ****** poured soda all over a stranger's lap. He didn't even appear to care! So the narrator tells them off, something he is fully entitled to do his position. Then, when the narrator refuses to apologize, something I believe he has no need to do, the father pushes the man, then gets off the train, makes a fake 911 call, lies to the police, and wastes police time, and what happens? The law comes down on his ass. This is how it's supposed to work. Dude minds his own business and gets soda dumped on him, physically assaulted and almost falsely imprisoned. He wins!
#101 - StewertGriffin
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(12/31/2009) [-]
I love this guy,it's the parent's fault that they have bad parenting.
User avatar #102 to #101 - PityOnThePawn
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Pretty sure it's the kid's fault for bad parenting. Why the hell would it be the parents'?
User avatar #113 to #102 - ColeMcgrath
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Uhm because it's the parents job to teach the kids how to behave properly....
#104 to #102 - anon id: 4727163e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
because there is no such thing as a bad student. Just a teacher that teaches the student to do bad things
User avatar #76 - vampireragdoll
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(12/31/2009) [-]
You get 9000 internets for this one.
#78 to #76 - anon id: 0ab6ca9b
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(12/31/2009) [-]
no he must at least get OVER NINE-THOUSAND!
#79 to #78 - anon id: dc409d9a
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(12/31/2009) [-]
newfag
#86 to #79 - anon id: b43c0d04
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(12/31/2009) [-]
yes you are
#120 to #86 - anon id: d2f67ffe
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Wow really people?
What is this website? last time i checked it was funnyjunk not 4chan. So dont try to be cool and say Have over 9000 or heres your internets or any other **** that was started on /b/. This site is bringing cancer to /b/ of people trying to get epic breads of reposts. there is at least 1 "red 5 reporting in" thread every day, and it is getting quite annoying. Funny junk is its own site in entirety. We can have our own memes, i.e. hentaifag.
Your name is simply anonymous, that doesnt mean you are in the group anonymous. You can make your own account here. You're just a lazy whore. Im writing this anonymously b/c i figure i would get a ******** of theumbs down :D.
And the rules of 4 chan do not apply here. LIMIT!!!
User avatar #124 - KingShooey
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(12/31/2009) [-]
God this is beautiful. This wasn't me, but I read about this. There was a guy in a grocery store, and some random kid comes up to bite him (theres kids that do that... I don't know why). Instead of the guy freaking out and shattering the kids skeleton, he insteads acts all scared and stuff. He looks at the mom and says "I HAVE ******* AIDS!". The whole store goes quiet, and before the guy leaves, he just hears the kids mom crying.

I don't know if I got the story completely right, but it's close enough. It might have been posted on here before.