Twas the night before Christmas. Just a poem my friend posted on fb. Remember to thumb.. knee mas the night bedere Christmas and all through the house, everyone
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Twas the night before Christmas

Just a poem my friend posted on fb. Remember to thumb.

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even the mouse, Dads at the where house and moms smokin grass, and Ijust
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Submitted: 12/12/2010
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User avatar #1 - LordShesho (12/12/2010) [-]
You posted a repost. That poem is hella old.
#2 - anonymous (12/12/2010) [-]
i think that might be a hidden track or something on a korn CD.........
User avatar #3 - thephantur (12/12/2010) [-]
If you wanna use it: 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt ****** , even the mouse. Dad's at the whore house and mom's smokin grass, and I just settled down to a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter, I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away, the fat **** had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer. And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!
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