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#250 - TheEpicTroll (12/12/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Also he was an egg.

I see no problem here.
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#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon from some war. It fell off the wall and broke, and obviously they couldn't put it back together.
#52 - wubrud (12/12/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men had eggs for breakfast lunch and dinner again, and again, and again.....
#61 - BaconSammichMan (12/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#114 - VelvetQ (12/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Who said it wasn't an egg, 						***********					?
Who said it wasn't an egg, *********** ?
User avatar #351 - SandwichArtist (12/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
where in the story about the resurrection of Christ do you hear about a giant bunny leaving eggs in weird places?
#87 - MXS (12/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Humpty Dumpty was originally a riddle for people to solve.

Egg was the answer.
#222 - HEREeyeAM (12/12/2010) [-]
Herpty Derpty was a big egg  
Herpty Derpty drank over a keg  
Herpty Derpty sat on a wall,   
Herpty Derpty had a great fall.   
All the King's horses, And all the King's men   
Couldn't put Herpty together again!
Herpty Derpty was a big egg
Herpty Derpty drank over a keg
Herpty Derpty sat on a wall,
Herpty Derpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses, And all the King's men
Couldn't put Herpty together again!
User avatar #34 - brockster (12/12/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt get him back together because he was a ************* EGG
User avatar #14 - wubrud (12/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person. The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.
#269 - Deathmaskcreator (12/12/2010) [-]
Apparently you never read the pictures
User avatar #24 - badasscowboy (12/12/2010) [-]
humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men said **** him hes only an egg
#103 - chillguymcbro (12/12/2010) [+] (8 replies)
looks like a goddamned egg to me
#331 - moralcop (12/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Excuse me, but this offensive to Egg-Americans.
I ask that you take it down.
#339 to #331 - paulp (12/12/2010) [-]
We will not stand for this.
#244 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
humpty dumpty was a cannon some where in Europe. it was on a tower and when they shot down the tower all the king men tried to put it back together but couldnt
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