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Humpty Dumpty

WHERE IN THE NURSERY RHYME...
IRES IT SAY HUMPTY WAS
ERG?
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#250 - TheEpicTroll
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Also he was an egg.

I see no problem here.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - ThePsychoKitty
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Actually that was a just a European conception. Some, like the Jewish, believed that the forbidden fruit might have been a fig or a pear.
#372 to #77 - LivinWithMom
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another big idea was a pomegranate.
User avatar #82 to #76 - noll
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*spoiler alert*
jesus dies at the end
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User avatar #84 to #83 - noll
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well played
#52 - wubrud
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men had eggs for breakfast lunch and dinner again, and again, and again.....
#61 - BaconSammichMan
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#65 to #61 - TheFapMaster **User deleted account**
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Butter toast, I...
#95 to #65 - Jizz
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...Like Chickens moar!
#114 - VelvetQ
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Who said it wasn't an egg, ***********?
Who said it wasn't an egg, ***********?
#417 to #114 - ThatBenKid
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STARING CONTEST.
User avatar #351 - SandwichArtist
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where in the story about the resurrection of Christ do you hear about a giant bunny leaving eggs in weird places?
#367 to #351 - swiggee
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who says he's a GIANT bunny?
#359 to #351 - Osseousdr
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#87 - MXS
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Humpty Dumpty was originally a riddle for people to solve.

Egg was the answer.
User avatar #90 to #87 - YoDawgWeHeard
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Humpty Dumpty was the name of a cannon that fell off the wall of a castle.

#222 - HEREeyeAM
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Herpty Derpty was a big egg  
Herpty Derpty drank over a keg  
Herpty Derpty sat on a wall,   
Herpty Derpty had a great fall.   
All the King's horses, And all the King's men   
Couldn't put Herpty together again!
Herpty Derpty was a big egg
Herpty Derpty drank over a keg
Herpty Derpty sat on a wall,
Herpty Derpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses, And all the King's men
Couldn't put Herpty together again!
User avatar #34 - brockster
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt get him back together because he was a ************* EGG
User avatar #53 to #34 - guymandude
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For some reason, that was ******* hilarious :)
#57 to #34 - aeiou **User deleted account**
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Or a complicated puzzle.
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User avatar #14 - wubrud
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According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person. The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.
#37 to #14 - piclemaniscool
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amiright?