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Humpty Dumpty

WHERE IN THE NURSERY RHYME...
IRES IT SAY HUMPTY WAS
ERG?
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#52 - wubrud (12/12/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men had eggs for breakfast lunch and dinner again, and again, and again.....
#8 - John Cena (12/11/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon from some war. It fell off the wall and broke, and obviously they couldn't put it back together.
#250 - TheEpicTroll (12/12/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Also he was an egg.

I see no problem here.
#65 to #61 - TheFapMaster **User deleted account** (12/12/2010) [-]
Butter toast, I...
#95 to #65 - Jizz (12/12/2010) [-]
...Like Chickens moar!
#114 - VelvetQ (12/12/2010) [-]
Who said it wasn't an egg, 			***********		?
Who said it wasn't an egg, *********** ?
#417 to #114 - ThatBenKid (12/12/2010) [-]
STARING CONTEST.
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User avatar #82 to #76 - noll (12/12/2010) [-]
*spoiler alert*
jesus dies at the end
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User avatar #84 to #83 - noll (12/12/2010) [-]
well played
User avatar #77 to #76 - ThePsychoKitty (12/12/2010) [-]
Actually that was a just a European conception. Some, like the Jewish, believed that the forbidden fruit might have been a fig or a pear.
#372 to #77 - LivinWithMom (12/12/2010) [-]
another big idea was a pomegranate.
User avatar #34 - brockster (12/12/2010) [-]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt get him back together because he was a ************* EGG
User avatar #53 to #34 - guymandude (12/12/2010) [-]
For some reason, that was ******* hilarious :)
#57 to #34 - aeiou **User deleted account** (12/12/2010) [-]
Or a complicated puzzle.
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#269 - Deathmaskcreator (12/12/2010) [-]
Apparently you never read the pictures
User avatar #24 - badasscowboy (12/12/2010) [-]
humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men said **** him hes only an egg
User avatar #351 - SandwichArtist (12/12/2010) [-]
where in the story about the resurrection of Christ do you hear about a giant bunny leaving eggs in weird places?
#367 to #351 - swiggee (12/12/2010) [-]
who says he's a GIANT bunny?
#103 - chillguymcbro (12/12/2010) [-]
looks like a goddamned egg to me
User avatar #106 to #103 - mynamemax (12/12/2010) [-]
The Roundheads lay siege to Colchester town
Where the kings men still fought for the crown
There OneEyed Thompson stood on the wall
A gunner of deadliest aim of all
From St. Marys Tower his cannon he fired
Humpty-Dumpty was its name
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
User avatar #113 to #106 - shfreaksixninesix (12/12/2010) [-]
where did you find that? if the rest of other nursery rhymes are actually like that, i have had a false childhood.
User avatar #117 to #113 - invadermandy (12/12/2010) [-]
The silver bells and cockle shells referred to in the Nursery Rhyme Mary Mary quite contrary were colloquialisms for instruments of torture. The 'silver bells' were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces by the tightening of a screw. The 'cockleshells' were believed to be instruments of torture which were attached to the genitals
User avatar #121 to #117 - shfreaksixninesix (12/12/2010) [-]
holy **** ... wow. moar?

luv dib btw.
User avatar #122 to #121 - invadermandy (12/12/2010) [-]
http://www.rhymes.org.uk/
as many as you want
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User avatar #323 - ryuuk (12/12/2010) [-]
the thing they were talking about in that rhyme was actually a cannon. (i never thought i'd be able to use that knowledge)
#81 - John Cena (12/12/2010) [-]
modern thought of Humpty-Dumpty being an egg comes from the book Alice in Wonderland
#58 - allamericandude (12/12/2010) [-]
My entire concept of reality has just been skewed.
My entire concept of reality has just been skewed.
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