Super sperm!

I'm obviously white by my super white accent, but back when I was having identity crisis issues and trying to ascertain a level of white chocolaty-ness, I got really into basketball. Trying to imitate a trick I saw on youtube, I placed a basketball on a skateboard and stomped my foot onto it to "pop it up" to myself and then shoot it into the basket. I managed to catch myself giving myself a nosebleed and then dropping to the ground screaming like a sissy girl on camera which I deleted out of shame later on.

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#109 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

woah..thats...nice??? you should try some knifes next...

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#127 to #109 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

Or a chainsaw, a chainsaw would be nice...

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#33 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)

Tiger Woods strikes again!

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#45 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

nice one

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#71 - newie (12/31/2009) [+] (15 replies)

dude, nobody tell him, then we will wait and see how the conversation in the emergency room goes

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#78 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

what if the kid is black. rofl

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#86 to #78 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

its possible for two white ppl to have a black baby so up urs :P xx

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#87 to #86 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

Yes. If the white woman cheats on her husband with a black man.
Any African traits or dominant in comparison to Caucasian ones.
You can't have a black baby unless the woman cheated. :D Nice try, though. Hope your girlfriend didn't try and pull that on you.

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#89 to #87 - hellpickle (12/31/2009) [-]

actually, you're wrong - there can be e exceptions, where a white couple has a black child and vice versa.

genetics - go figure.

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#92 to #87 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

black chicks have fallen off no1 dates black chicks. Only white woman sleep with black guys never white guys with black chicks. (I know there are exceptions) Also, 86 is right, a black baby can be born if the genes fall right. Say your wife is half/half but looks mostly white, and your 1/4 black or 1/2 blcak its possible for the baby to be as dark as a hersheys bar :D

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#101 to #92 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

good sir..... have you ever heard of Michael Jackson?

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#105 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

he had a disease :l he wasnt born like that

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#107 to #105 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

COMBO BREAAAAAKKKKKEEEEERRRR

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#108 to #107 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

he's already dead, leave the poor nigger alone already.

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#121 to #108 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

<-- oh noes! the purple wall is closing in on us!

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#218 to #121 - N. Korean citizen (01/01/2010) [-]

OH MY GOD. WERE ALL GOING TO BE CRUSHED!!!11!!!1!

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#219 to #218 - N. Korean citizen (01/01/2010) [-]

omg purple line of death!!!

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#104 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

those arent his kids dude... he used a sperm donor for his wife. Michael Jackson was gay (for grown men, not little boys) and used his marirage to cut off the trail. its in that book they published aobut him.

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#106 to #104 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

COMBO BREEEEAAKKKKKERRRR!

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#85 to #78 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

What if that guy is black. Rofl. -.-

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#94 - BrianStorm (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)

He might be a ninja. His pic only shows his eyes.

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#160 to #94 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]

asian

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#110 to #94 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

a ninja hides his eyes

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#122 to #110 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

fuck u and your gi joe. fuckin action figures....

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#115 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)

in 20 minutes, the mans face will connect with his palm

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#117 to #115 - Ggaarrrreett (12/31/2009) [-]

Then it shall be called a facepalm

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#118 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

lolz :D

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#130 to #118 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

Holy shiznit, I've just witnessed the Birth of Facepalm.

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#21 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)

idk if anyone else watches MANswers but apperently when u watch men on women porn and masterbate to it, ur sperm actually gets stronger! that's cool...

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#44 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

seriously?... i must have some pretty strong sperm then...

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#171 - ReptarGoesRawr **User deleted account** (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)

You know what would be funny, is if he said they haven't even had sex yet.

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#187 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

That WOULD be super sperm!

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#112 - gwarsux (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)

hmmm i guess "prnt scrn" doesnt work on his comupter :P

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#158 to #112 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]

Maybe he can't edit it with paint... So he did it the easy way!

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#22 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2009) [-]

EVER HEARD OF A FUCKING SCREENSHOT!?

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#18 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2009) [-]

They don't make fail like that anymore *wipes tear out of eye*

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#125 - Ljsrulz (12/31/2009) [+] (5 replies)

Super sperm? Sounds yummy.
Just kidding but not really

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#132 to #125 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

what ever your whore! I saw you on a porn the other night sucking your dad off and you loved it!

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#134 to #125 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

we need have sex some time ;) call me at
415
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3825

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#135 to #134 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

this kid apparently has never seen a vag if hes trying to get sex from an internet whore.

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#144 to #135 - Zeltip (12/31/2009) [-]

because unlike him, you look at porn all day

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#148 to #144 - IKilledKenny (12/31/2009) [-]

win

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#178 - Japaneseguy (12/31/2009) [-]

HEY!, our baby looks like your boss!

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#35 - TakeUHstab (12/31/2009) [+] (9 replies)

way to go super sperm now you have a baby to injoy in 5 more months

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#40 to #35 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

hey stupid. u spelled enjoy wrong.

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#43 to #40 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

Hey stupid you spelt you wrong. STUPID.

And spelled isn't even a word YOU FUCKING FAIL!!!

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#46 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

well at his rate it would be 5 weeks and 43 dry your pussy

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#98 to #43 - NinjaBitch (12/31/2009) [-]

DUMBASS, 'spelled' is a fucking word. Look it up.

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#47 to #43 - jalthelas ONLINE (12/31/2009) [-]

You don't capitalize "you" in the middle of a sentence. Also, you need a colon after "word". You sir, 'FUCKING FAIL!!!'.

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#51 to #47 - irhate (12/31/2009) [-]

I believe you meant to say "Fucking fail!!!." You only capitalize the first letter of the first word of each sentence. Not every word.

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#52 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

You didn't capitalize, "I" at the begining of the sentence.

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#66 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

You don't put a comma after 'capitalize' in that sentence, and you spelled 'beginning' wrong.

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#81 to #66 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

damn, not one grammer nazi joke. perhaps this picture is a promise land?

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#2 - ftabah (12/30/2009) [-]

*facepalm
*thumbs up

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#139 - holycrapiliektoast (12/31/2009) [-]

this man iz a genius

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#131 - ScottAlexander (12/31/2009) [-]

either super spearm, or a super whore of a girlfriend.

omfg, captcha = trust

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#53 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

so what if his gf is a whore?

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#19 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2009) [-]

Jus watch... It's gonna pop out Black.

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#182 - Alixesisonfire (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)

Yeah, I was on myyearbook in the advice section, and I saw this. I was like, "I definitely have to put this on funnyjunk..."

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#185 to #182 - N. Korean citizen (12/31/2009) [-]

Your name is spelled wrong. its Alexisonfire

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#224 to #185 - Alixesisonfire (04/22/2011) [-]

Luckily I was just clever enough to mash it together with Alexisonfire :)

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#213 to #185 - Alixesisonfire (12/31/2009) [-]

my name isn't spelled wrong...my mom spelled it that way when i was born. nothing i can do about it.

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Super sperm!

Sorry everyone. I took this pic with my camera as soon as I saw it myyearbook. Bahaha! Still so funny.

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