Really good deed. . This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates, He has wait he admitted, awhile St, Pete leafs through hie Big Book, Hele checking see if the guy is w
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Really good deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates, He has wait he admitted, awhile St, Pete leafs
through hie Big Book, Hele checking see if the guy is worthy of entry er not, Saint
Peter goes threeoh the books several times, furrows his h) row, and says the guy, "You
know, I carat see that you did lots of good in your life lent? you never did anything bad
either? Teil you whet? if yen can tell me of ene REALLY" good deed that you did in
your life? yandre in?”' I‘ he guy thir/ ks for e moment and eeya? 'Th/ ell, there was this ene
time when I drivin' deen the and I saw e Biker Gang assaulting this peer
girl, I slowed down Tny eer see erhem aree going en? and sure enough, them i‘ -ehat they
were doing, There revere elbert so of lem martyring the ,, I get out my
eer? grabbed e tire iren teem my trunk and e-* allied straight up the leader of the
gang, He aree e huge guy with e studded leather jacket and e eyein running from his
neeh to his em? fie I walked up to the leader, the Gang spermed a circle ell around me?
So I ripped the eyein off his face and emerged him ayer the heed with the tire
iron, Then I turned around and yelled the met of them, 'Leave the poor, inncoent
girl Elene? you blimey Yandre ell e bunch of sick, deranged enameler Go home before I
teach you ell e lesson in parin!") St, Peter, extremely derpressed, says, Ireally? Mine?
when did ell the happeni? Throo about twit minutes ege?”
...
+85
Views: 30057
Favorited: 44
Submitted: 12/30/2009
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to darkslayer E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(55):

[ 55 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2009) [+] (4 replies)
well, I thought it was funny
#33 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)
funny junk should make a joke section! copy and paste this to get the word out!
#8 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Its funny but i saw the punch line about 2-3 lines in. knew it was comin


captcha: shock, no i was not not.
User avatar #9 to #8 - anonemus (12/30/2009) [-]
God i hate when your eyes travel to the end and u see the line it pisses me off so much.
#15 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i didnt get it....then i read one of the comments and got it....its alright
#16 to #15 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
Feeling a bit derp?
#29 - guyforpie (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
im tired of people typing jokes. i know everyone on here wants to see funny PICTURES. copy and paste if you agree

-Guyforpie
#31 to #29 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
no its funnyjunk not funnypics you retard. you can post anything funny.
you no sense-of humour JEW
#13 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
it's kinda hard to not ruin the joke for myself when i get to the the second to last line and it's irritating me
#19 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
OMG ARE YOU ALL STUPID::THIS IS SO EASY TO GET.
#21 to #19 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
so is herpes, get that **** checked out.
#46 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)
funny junkk should make a joke section! copy and paste this to get the word out!!
#25 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (8 replies)
I don't get it. can someone please explain it to me please??
User avatar #26 to #25 - grundo (12/31/2009) [-]
the bikers killed him
#18 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
dont get it.
+7
#20 to #18 - Yabyub has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2009) [-]
That was some pretty good lolz for me.
#23 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Typing out a joke and then converting it into a .jpg doesn't make a funny picture. Fail.
User avatar #28 to #24 - grundo (12/31/2009) [-]
Using correct grammar and spelling on the internet is a smart person,im ******* 11 and have better grammar than you
#5 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2009) [-]
*doublefacepalm*
#51 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
funny junk should make a joke section
copy and paste this to get the word out
User avatar #50 - ruacanobeef (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbs down. I don't want to read that much for a slight chuckle!
#56 to #50 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
I see you can't really read.
It's not even long.
Retard.
User avatar #54 - IKilledKenny (12/31/2009) [-]
this reminds me of the simpsons episode where homer dies and has to a good deed. heaven isn't ALWAYS watching ya know.

"Didn't you see my deed"
"Wasn't watching"
"Well I'll be damned"
"Yeah, pretty much"
0
#12 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
looks like you guys are the dumbasses... ever heard of trolling???... LMAO
#53 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
typing out a joke and then converting it into a .jpg doesn't make a funny picture. Fail.
#48 - 4chan refugee (12/31/2009) [-]
stupid
[ 55 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)