Really good deed. . This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates, He has wait he admitted, awhile St, Pete leafs through hie Big Book, Hele checking see if the guy is w Really good deed This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates He has wait he admitted awhile St Pete leafs through hie Big Book Hele checking see if is w
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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates, He has wait he admitted, awhile St, Pete leafs
through hie Big Book, Hele checking see if the guy is worthy of entry er not, Saint
Peter goes threeoh the books several times, furrows his h) row, and says the guy, "You
know, I carat see that you did lots of good in your life lent? you never did anything bad
either? Teil you whet? if yen can tell me of ene REALLY" good deed that you did in
your life? yandre in?”' I‘ he guy thir/ ks for e moment and eeya? 'Th/ ell, there was this ene
time when I drivin' deen the and I saw e Biker Gang assaulting this peer
girl, I slowed down Tny eer see erhem aree going en? and sure enough, them i‘ -ehat they
were doing, There revere elbert so of lem martyring the ,, I get out my
eer? grabbed e tire iren teem my trunk and e-* allied straight up the leader of the
gang, He aree e huge guy with e studded leather jacket and e eyein running from his
neeh to his em? fie I walked up to the leader, the Gang spermed a circle ell around me?
So I ripped the eyein off his face and emerged him ayer the heed with the tire
iron, Then I turned around and yelled the met of them, 'Leave the poor, inncoent
girl Elene? you blimey Yandre ell e bunch of sick, deranged enameler Go home before I
teach you ell e lesson in parin!") St, Peter, extremely derpressed, says, Ireally? Mine?
when did ell the happeni? Throo about twit minutes ege?”
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - anon id: 6d45d357
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(12/30/2009) [-]
Its funny but i saw the punch line about 2-3 lines in. knew it was comin


captcha: shock, no i was not not.
User avatar #9 to #8 - anonemus
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(12/30/2009) [-]
God i hate when your eyes travel to the end and u see the line it pisses me off so much.
#17 to #9 - anon id: 40ca1dfc
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(12/31/2009) [-]
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
#11 to #9 - anon id: da4dc2f5
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(12/31/2009) [-]
yeah i ******* hate that
#25 - anon id: 20e62dd4
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(12/31/2009) [-]
I don't get it. can someone please explain it to me please??
#27 to #25 - anon id: 20e62dd4
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Don't worry, i get it now!!
#35 to #27 - anon id: 3979419d
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(12/31/2009) [-]
*facepalm*
#39 to #35 - anon id: c0a9510e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
*epic facepalm*
#40 to #39 - anon id: 46f46766
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(12/31/2009) [-]
500 Days of Facepalm
#41 to #40 - anon id: 3c891f91
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Night of the Living Facepalm
#43 to #41 - anon id: bac75057
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(12/31/2009) [-]
28 facepalms later
#44 to #43 - anon id: 73521956
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Facepalm: 9
User avatar #26 to #25 - grundo
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(12/31/2009) [-]
the bikers killed him
#18 - anon id: 6a14c3ea
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(12/31/2009) [-]
dont get it.
#20 to #18 - Yabyub
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#23 - anon id: 3839f241
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Typing out a joke and then converting it into a .jpg doesn't make a funny picture. Fail.
#24 to #23 - anon id: e77d9ac2
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(12/31/2009) [-]
using correct grammer and spelling on the internet is a fail
User avatar #28 to #24 - grundo
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Using correct grammar and spelling on the internet is a smart person,im ******* 11 and have better grammar than you
#30 to #23 - anon id: a3630539
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(12/31/2009) [-]
no one fkng cares a joke is a joke


captcha- moser
#29 - guyforpie
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(12/31/2009) [-]
im tired of people typing jokes. i know everyone on here wants to see funny PICTURES. copy and paste if you agree

-Guyforpie
#31 to #29 - anon id: 960ee795
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(12/31/2009) [-]
no its funnyjunk not funnypics you retard. you can post anything funny.
you no sense-of humour JEW
#32 to #31 - anon id: b06a4e8f
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Hold on, i agree with you #31, but i just noticed something... Its in the funny pictures section...
#34 to #32 - cwyerk
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(12/31/2009) [-]
What other section would be in? Videos or maybe the Report Bug section?
User avatar #54 - IKilledKenny
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(12/31/2009) [-]
this reminds me of the simpsons episode where homer dies and has to a good deed. heaven isn't ALWAYS watching ya know.

"Didn't you see my deed"
"Wasn't watching"
"Well I'll be damned"
"Yeah, pretty much"
User avatar #50 - ruacanobeef
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Thumbs down. I don't want to read that much for a slight chuckle!
#56 to #50 - anon id: 6908fc6e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
I see you can't really read.
It's not even long.
Retard.
#22 - anon id: 5245759e
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(12/31/2009) [-]
looks like you guys are the dumbasses... ever heard of trolling???... LMAO
#12 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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#1 - anon id: 789cee77
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(12/30/2009) [-]
well, I thought it was funny
#2 to #1 - JBfnonns
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#10 to #2 - anon id: d12906f0
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(12/31/2009) [-]
FAIL
#4 to #2 - anon id: abda535b
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(12/30/2009) [-]
*facepalm
#3 to #2 - anon id: ff2f30e9
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(12/30/2009) [-]
He died