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Triplet. I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br /> Thumbs if you like it.<br /> Visit my profile for more.. A woman was pregnant with triple

I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br />
Thumbs if you like it.<br />
Visit my profile for more.

A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#67 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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User avatar #53 - AnObeseCat
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(12/31/2009) [-]
I was jacking off and my cat attacked my cock. I then had to go to the hospital and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
#66 to #53 - anon id: 4e827384
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(12/31/2009) [-]
th irony? you name is "an obese CAT"
#75 to #53 - anon id: 1046d827
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Your kitty thought it was a Mini-frankfurt
#83 to #53 - anon id: 8fbf7c2a
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(12/31/2009) [-]
OMG DID UR PENIS DIE?


where was his his funeral?
User avatar #63 to #53 - ObersterDeutsch
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(12/31/2009) [-]
.......W-wow j-just wow dude.
User avatar #47 - shlacka
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(12/30/2009) [-]
I assume he shot through the door, or something. You can't jack-off near a dog, they'll just try licking it off.
User avatar #51 to #47 - Emilyd
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(12/31/2009) [-]
i dont wanna know why yu know that...
#52 to #51 - anon id: 7dc38731
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(12/31/2009) [-]
well personal experience obviously
#19 - MelancholyMuffin
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(12/30/2009) [-]
He came bullets
#27 - anon id: 4fbad8e1
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(12/30/2009) [-]
who the **** would jack off near there dog????
#30 to #27 - anon id: ba43f56a
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(12/30/2009) [-]
me. They also willingly suck your cock (with a little peanut butter, heh heh)
#56 to #30 - anon id: 48205b71
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(12/31/2009) [-]
wow #30, a lil lonely, are u?
#59 to #56 - anon id: 6a6635b5
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Im just keeping the purple line on the left going so ignore my comment.
captcha= walsh
User avatar #69 to #59 - Ddubber
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(12/31/2009) [-]
@ #40 Is there some place i can meet you?
#80 to #69 - anon id: 9d05fdde
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(12/31/2009) [-]
its probably some fat nerd pretending to be a chick
#39 to #30 - anon id: 67cc769d
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(12/30/2009) [-]
desperate much
#41 to #39 - anon id: e89e5190
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(12/30/2009) [-]
id like to see that...
#49 to #41 - anon id: d8cc7e05
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(12/30/2009) [-]
O MY FK*N GOD ITS A HUGE FK*N PURPLE LINE ****....... IM HIGH



Captcha- Hatch lol
#50 to #49 - anon id: 94ecd3a4
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(12/30/2009) [-]
Samething happened with my dog, except I was ******* a sammich
#37 to #30 - anon id: a5261d3d
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(12/30/2009) [-]
NICE! i love to do that too! and with my cat because she has a sandpaper tongue :D
#35 to #30 - anon id: bb9dac9e
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(12/30/2009) [-]
YOU DISGUST THE SQUIGGLY!
#46 to #35 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(12/30/2009) [-]
wut
#32 to #30 - anon id: 47796f06
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(12/30/2009) [-]
Okay, look man...if you're gonna do something weird like that...don't tell someone, let alone post where anyone can see it...
User avatar #21 - Arsonist
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(12/30/2009) [-]
How come he was able to fap? The bullet lodged in him is probably the size of a kidney stone, he'd be in agonizing pain trying to get it out.
#62 - Gigantor
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(12/31/2009) [-]
ok id heard of people using peanut butter before but reading through the comments to this has really opened my eyes to the number ****** up ppl...
#114 - anon id: c4256f19
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(12/31/2009) [-]
repost. but still funny as hell
User avatar #116 to #114 - ThatCoolGuy
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(12/31/2009) [-]
this is ******* so much old but it never loses the fun :D
User avatar #120 to #116 - felixthemaster
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(12/31/2009) [-]
u commented on my pic!
ahahah
#108 - guyforpie
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(12/31/2009) [-]
im tired of people typing jokes. i know everyone on here wants to see funny PICTURES. copy and paste if you agree

-Guyforpie
User avatar #109 to #108 - swiftarrow [OP]
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Sorry if you don't like it.
It is the first (except for the "Story"wich can be seen as a joke) joke i've put on this site though.
It was just meant as a joke (Repost since it wasn't mine) i liked.
I never expected it to reach "Top content" oh well..seems people like this joke as much as i do.
User avatar #110 to #108 - Redfinale
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Srry guyforpie, but the site is called funnyJUNK, not funnyVIDEOS or funnnyPICTURES. So the only way at the moment that i can see how these text jokes can be shared is to type them, convert the pic into a jpeg, and put it in the funny pictures section. to ppl that don't agree, STFU and GTFO
#70 - anon id: 0e906a8d
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Alright, imagine putting salt on your dick.

Then having a goat lick it.

Goats have sandpaper tongues.
#74 to #70 - ihof
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(12/31/2009) [-]
and u would know this how
#77 to #74 - anon id: 44b1ddc9
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(12/31/2009) [-]
Meth is a hell of a drug