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Triplet

I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br />
Thumbs if you like it.<br />
Visit my profile for more.

A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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Submitted: 12/30/2009
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#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [+] (16 replies)
who the **** would jack off near there dog????
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed then realized why the **** was the dog in jizz range?
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User avatar #53 - AnObeseCat (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I was jacking off and my cat attacked my cock. I then had to go to the hospital and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
User avatar #47 - shlacka (12/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I assume he shot through the door, or something. You can't jack-off near a dog, they'll just try licking it off.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [-]
it totally would have been funnier if the boy said, "No, I was doing my girlfriend and shot her! I guess condoms aren't protection enough."
#19 - MelancholyMuffin (12/30/2009) [-]
He came bullets
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i don't want to jinx it but i'm finally finding funny stuff on funnyjunk. is the cloud of darkness disappearing?
User avatar #21 - Arsonist (12/30/2009) [-]
How come he was able to fap? The bullet lodged in him is probably the size of a kidney stone, he'd be in agonizing pain trying to get it out.
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [-]
Why the hell would he spank it with his dick pointed at the dog??? Oo
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
DAMN! i tought only chuck norris was able to do that...
#25 to #23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [-]
its chuck norris when he was young
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
looks like
*puts on glasses*
He didn't see it coming
YEahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Why was he fapping near the dog?
#16 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2009) [-]
or fapping to the dog? wow screwed up
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
repost. but still funny as hell
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
so why was he jerking to the dog?
#62 - Gigantor (12/31/2009) [-]
ok id heard of people using peanut butter before but reading through the comments to this has really opened my eyes to the number ****** up ppl...
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
DICK GUN
#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Typing out a joke and then converting it into a .jpg doesn't make a funny picture. Fail.
#115 to #106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [-]
atleast they uploaded something good you dumb ******* anon. fail.
User avatar #93 - uCLOUDu (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Im not one to say repost but i already posted this, go look at my profile, it got to 2nd on the top funnyjunk.
#94 to #93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [-]
It says this joke is not his.
He just wanted to post someting funny
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Alright, imagine putting salt on your dick.

Then having a goat lick it.

Goats have sandpaper tongues.
#74 to #70 - ihof (12/31/2009) [-]
and u would know this how
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