Triplet. I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br /> Thumbs if you like it.<br /> Visit my profile for more.. A woman was pregnant with triple
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Triplet. I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br /> Thumbs if you like it.<br /> Visit my profile for more.. A woman was pregnant with triple

I have not made this, but it made me laugh.<br />
Thumbs if you like it.<br />
Visit my profile for more.

A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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Submitted: 12/30/2009
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#67 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 - AnObeseCat (12/31/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I was jacking off and my cat attacked my cock. I then had to go to the hospital and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
User avatar #47 - shlacka (12/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I assume he shot through the door, or something. You can't jack-off near a dog, they'll just try licking it off.
#19 - MelancholyMuffin (12/30/2009) [-]
He came bullets
#27 - Absolute Madman (12/30/2009) [+] (16 replies)
who the **** would jack off near there dog????
#46 to #35 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/30/2009) [-]
wut
User avatar #21 - Arsonist (12/30/2009) [-]
How come he was able to fap? The bullet lodged in him is probably the size of a kidney stone, he'd be in agonizing pain trying to get it out.
#62 - Gigantor (12/31/2009) [-]
ok id heard of people using peanut butter before but reading through the comments to this has really opened my eyes to the number ****** up ppl...
#114 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
repost. but still funny as hell
User avatar #116 to #114 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]
this is ******* so much old but it never loses the fun :D
#108 - guyforpie (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
im tired of people typing jokes. i know everyone on here wants to see funny PICTURES. copy and paste if you agree

-Guyforpie
User avatar #110 to #108 - Redfinale (12/31/2009) [-]
Srry guyforpie, but the site is called funnyJUNK, not funnyVIDEOS or funnnyPICTURES. So the only way at the moment that i can see how these text jokes can be shared is to type them, convert the pic into a jpeg, and put it in the funny pictures section. to ppl that don't agree, STFU and GTFO
#70 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Alright, imagine putting salt on your dick.

Then having a goat lick it.

Goats have sandpaper tongues.
#74 to #70 - ihof (12/31/2009) [-]
and u would know this how
#113 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
DICK GUN
User avatar #117 to #113 - ThatCoolGuy (12/31/2009) [-]
ra tatata tat at at tatata
#82 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
who would tell their mom that he was jacking off
#86 to #84 - tcalhoun (12/31/2009) [-]
omg me 2
User avatar #10 - Smashleigh (12/30/2009) [-]
Hahahaha hella funny (Y)
#2 - Absolute Madman (12/30/2009) [+] (8 replies)
This has been posted time and again. It was mildly amusing the first time....now not so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - swiftarrow (12/30/2009) [-]
Told ya i did not made this joke.
just thought this one was funny.
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#104 - Absolute Madman Comment deleted by swiftarrow [-]
#99 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (3 replies)
looks like
*puts on glasses*
He didn't see it coming
YEahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#96 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (1 reply)
guess this puts a new meaning to the term "shooting blanks"
#55 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [+] (2 replies)
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
#54 - Absolute Madman (12/31/2009) [-]
repost
#7 - Absolute Madman (12/30/2009) [-]
it totally would have been funnier if the boy said, "No, I was doing my girlfriend and shot her! I guess condoms aren't protection enough."
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