Naughty Christmas poem. this made me laugh and i hope it makes all of you laugh to...something to bring Christmas joy around FJ. Seamon' a Greeting Mooney' s wo
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Naughty Christmas poem

Naughty Christmas poem. this made me laugh and i hope it makes all of you laugh to...something to bring Christmas joy around FJ. Seamon' a Greeting Mooney' s wo

this made me laugh and i hope it makes all of you laugh to...something to bring Christmas joy around FJ

Seamon' a Greeting
Mooney' s wort,
Times are hard.
Here' a your *******
Christmas card.
T' was the night before Christmas
land all through the house,
Everybody felt ******
Even the monae.
Mum atthe whorehouse
And Dad Smoking Grass,
I' djust settled down
For a nice piece of am.
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
my pace
To we what waa the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
Iknew in a moment
The ****** had fell.
He filled all our
with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, The Queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
The aon of a bitch
Breathe chimney apart.
He aware and he cursed
in he rode out of sight,
PM on you all
And have a hell of a night.
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