If you are as pirate this is what you get:
Insert DVD Watch Movie
but if you are a paying customer, this is what you get:
Rollrollroll, ' Illicit
Insert DVD I don' t see the point An Unskipable Unskippable
but oh well.., "coming solon" screen, You may fast forward
select may Finally! The menu. Some Unskippable Trailer #3 Din: get it, this new Trailer its
At this point I am eon‘: merrill that goes (Someone put The trailer may sear me This is ridiculous
not sure if I want on an on about how better out of my misery) For life HI am under 17
to watch the movie it is than ours.
Some fade to black enough alrea I cm COME DH!!! UGUU . r I already finished My soda is flat.
or outro that is am a legit easterner, I my popcorn bucket
paid for the damn DVD at this point.
unnecessary with my hard earned cash
And then they wonder why people don' t buy their movies, vote with your wallet:.