snowmen

Face it, This was your true expectation as a kid. It could never be done...

You don't do that kind of thing around here. It's not that it doesn't snow, it's just that a hobo will run off with the scarf once you walk back inside.

i built mine around a concrete bollard, that way if some chav tries to kick it they end up with a broken foot and the world becomes a slightly happier place

am i doing it rite?

all snowmen git molested
little kids always grab thare balls

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

ive actually EXCEEDED my expectations

Thank you! I thought I was the only one!

Mine always turn out like this. Problem?

Not in Iceland.

<---if you're a teenager with friends

I live in Texas, what's a snow?

Fucking True

Anyone live in the UK and hear about that woman that called 999 coz someone stole her snowman?

True story.

And I quote: "it ain't a nice street, but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman".