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Cheating Death

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Submitted: 12/29/2009
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User avatar #64 - darkslayer (12/30/2009) [-]
Well it's time honoured tradition
To get enough nutrition
Stay alive until you die
And that is the end of you
And I pity the fools
Who don't recognize the rules
We cannot cheat the reapers reap
And that is the end of that
That is the end of that
That is the end of that
That is the end of that
User avatar #60 - IChuckNorris (12/30/2009) [-]
death once had a near chuck norris experiance
#61 to #60 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
This is a very shameful sentence. You should go repent for your sins.
#59 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
OWNED!!
User avatar #58 - xShootForWarAmpsx (12/30/2009) [-]
At least someone still posts funny things on this site!


Captcha:tibet
User avatar #54 - Boozehound (12/30/2009) [-]
lmao first thing I've laughed at from the "top funnyjunk" in a while.
#47 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
Damn the retard fell for it (FACEPALM)
#53 to #47 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FACE PALM??

ROFL captcha code: haunt!!!
#55 to #53 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
jfgi
#56 to #55 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
sorry if i am in idiot but why is *55 get 2 thumbs up?
User avatar #63 to #56 - darkslayer (12/30/2009) [-]
I'm sorry you're and idiot too
User avatar #65 to #63 - darkslayer (12/30/2009) [-]
*an idiot
User avatar #66 to #65 - darkslayer (12/30/2009) [-]
God I'm such a hypocrite
#52 to #47 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
What if Death facepalmed? Someone make a Philosoraptor of that quick!
User avatar #62 to #52 - darkslayer (12/30/2009) [-]
#52, I granted your wish
#46 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
u can to cheat death only for a few good long years... eat right and exercise... wooo... screw that tho yall can im playing video games and eating cheetos
#45 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
Hitler killed the jews
5 million of them too
He's a Nazi
Papa, Papa-nazi

~lady gaga~
#50 to #45 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
way to ruin a song... as if it wasn't good in the first place.
#41 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
if death ever facepalmed, would he kill himself??
#43 to #41 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
no, because he's already dead jackass.
#51 to #43 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
no it would bring him back alive
User avatar #39 - tygerman (12/30/2009) [-]
i lol'd
User avatar #38 - jebrado (12/30/2009) [-]
thumbs up if you heard what death said in the voice of death from family guy
User avatar #44 to #38 - Vegeto (12/30/2009) [-]
i read in the voice of grim reaper from "The grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
User avatar #42 to #38 - pwnaged (12/30/2009) [-]
i heard goerge from dead like me :)
#48 to #42 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
#42 you are awesome i heard George to! :D

#36 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
HEYY GUYS! HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#40 to #36 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
*facepalm highfive*
#35 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
#134 - anonymous (19 hours ago)
#35 - anonymous (0 minutes ago)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times s
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
#34 - crarawfawt (12/30/2009) [-]
now this is funny im hi fivin everyone who thumbs this up or likes it ya
death lets high five *slap* yaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhh
#27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
How come he's dead all of a sudden? He didn't touch him?
#49 to #27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
*EPIC FUCKING FACEPALM*
#37 to #27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
He facepalmed him.
#32 to #27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
you're a fu*king idiot.
#31 to #27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
wow. my brother was right. most people in america are dumb shits. but nice one dude!
#30 to #27 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
really...... r people this stupid?
User avatar #28 to #27 - MrJenkins (12/30/2009) [-]
he high fived him
#29 to #28 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
ahh :P! coool
User avatar #26 - Kierkegaard ONLINE (12/30/2009) [-]
Having sex with the angel of death was totally worth it. WAIT. Um.. ghosts definitely cannot contact the world of the living guys! Shit...
#25 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
dead like me :) best show ever
User avatar #24 - fapping (12/30/2009) [-]
dam...that ruins my plan of getting one last hand job from death...phuk tricky bastard
#22 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
yuck i'd feel so violated if death touches me.
#33 to #22 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
Always wash your hands after touching Death. And the homeless.
User avatar #20 - Lukazzazz (12/30/2009) [-]
RIP Smartass Tim
#21 to #20 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
LOL
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