Why did the chicken cross the road?. So, why did the chicken cross the road?. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that th
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So, why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that this chicken
won' t realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he' s acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
if OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I' m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH 2 We don' t really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
around here.
A l COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS 2 Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I' not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY 2 To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA 2 In my day we didn' t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
JOHN LENNON 2 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road,
BILL GATES: I have just released , which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your chick book, Internet Explorer is an integral part of kchicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never crake@&&"( C%
LAERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
K I COLONEL SANDERS: Dissmiss one?
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User avatar #51 - Jason Voorhees (12/29/2009) [+] (2 replies)
To get away from me.
User avatar #264 - royalfriend (12/30/2009) [-]
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

#160 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Guess what




The game..

you lost
#162 to #160 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [-]
You really haven't got anything better to say?
User avatar #184 - AdmiralAckbar (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
It's very obvious.
The Chicken was running away from the Nazi's.
User avatar #152 - KingShooey (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Why do us humans worry about a bird crossing a road? Now I wonder what the chickens think of us.

Chicken 1: "Yo Albert, watch what I can do.
*crosses road*

Humans: "WHY!?!?!?!"
User avatar #14 - SynysterDillon (12/29/2009) [-]
the Colonel Sanders bit at the end had me roflmao'ing hard.
User avatar #219 - lunaticgamer (12/29/2009) [-]
Stalin: In Soviet Russia, Road crossed chicken
User avatar #22 - XFlyMamicitaX (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
COLONEL SANDERS!
MY MANN! :D
#115 - KanyeWest **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Hey are you guys still pissed off at me? **** that white bitch!
User avatar #120 to #115 - xxCrimsonRythmxx (12/29/2009) [-]
Kanye, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna let you finish. Suck my salty balls you ******* porch monkey! :D
User avatar #109 - Wolfer (12/29/2009) [-]
Grandpa one...so TRUE!
#73 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [-]
Obama: "We have to make the roads more safer for the American chickens to cross."
#282 - LoneFox **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road..in Soviet Russia?

It didn't, because in Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.
User avatar #255 - xanderzone (12/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone else read it in some of their voices?
User avatar #189 - Jmklig (12/29/2009) [-]
to get to the other side
User avatar #180 - BreeIsMyName (12/29/2009) [-]
A goose was just about to cross the road when suddenly out of nowhere a chicken comes running up, feathers flying everywhere screaming:

"NO DONT DO IT! YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE ******* END OF IT!"
User avatar #158 - Panhead (12/29/2009) [-]
finally! Some thing at the top that should be at the top!
#155 - Dalusa (12/29/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Redneck: God dammit Ma' now the chicken's crossed the road what we gonna have fir dinner now?

Chicken: Why did i cross the road?
#81 - PutsOnSunglasses (12/29/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I Know This HAs Nothing To Do With The Pic..But R.I.P The Rev Drummer For A7X (Avenged Sevenfold)
User avatar #61 - AFiendishThingy (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
LOL John Lennon (0_,0)

Miss Him................................. :(
User avatar #102 - georgebushsghost (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i made that statement inn a past life and i have to say i'm a changed man i'm like lindsey lohan after her first drink
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