Why did the chicken cross the road?. So, why did the chicken cross the road?. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that th
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So, why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL 2 The problem we have here is that this chicken
won' t realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he' s acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
if OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I' m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH 2 We don' t really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
around here.
A l COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS 2 Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I' not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY 2 To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA 2 In my day we didn' t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
JOHN LENNON 2 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road,
BILL GATES: I have just released , which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your chick book, Internet Explorer is an integral part of kchicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never crake@&&"( C%
LAERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
K I COLONEL SANDERS: Dissmiss one?
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#272 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Kanye west: Look chicken, i'm very happy for you and going to let continue to cross the road, but the two cows jokes are the best of all time
Billy mays: STFU
kanye west: :(
User avatar #51 - Jason Voorhees (12/29/2009) [+] (2 replies)
To get away from me.
#183 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Martin Luther King:

"I dream of a world where all chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
#17 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
+1 for the john lennon joke
User avatar #264 - royalfriend (12/30/2009) [-]
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

#160 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Guess what




The game..

you lost
#162 to #160 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [-]
You really haven't got anything better to say?
User avatar #184 - AdmiralAckbar (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
It's very obvious.
The Chicken was running away from the Nazi's.
#8 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
Colonel's still got it
User avatar #152 - KingShooey (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Why do us humans worry about a bird crossing a road? Now I wonder what the chickens think of us.

Chicken 1: "Yo Albert, watch what I can do.
*crosses road*

Humans: "WHY!?!?!?!"
User avatar #14 - SynysterDillon (12/29/2009) [-]
the Colonel Sanders bit at the end had me roflmao'ing hard.
#271 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i say the chicken crossed the road to get to the sexy rooster on the otherside. what other reason is ther?
#275 to #273 - anonymous (12/31/2009) [-]
And chickens are girl chikens ******** . Think before you make your self look like a ******* idiot.
User avatar #219 - lunaticgamer (12/29/2009) [-]
Stalin: In Soviet Russia, Road crossed chicken
#140 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
Why do we live in a world in which a chicken cannot cross the road without having its intentions questioned?
#41 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
lol, I read all the captions in there voices... DAMN YOU!!!
User avatar #22 - XFlyMamicitaX (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
COLONEL SANDERS!
MY MANN! :D
#80 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Mythbusters: We'll test weather or not the chicken crossed to get to the other side. If not, we'll blow it up!
#249 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [+] (7 replies)
stupid
#252 to #249 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
your stupid
#115 - KanyeWest **User deleted account** (12/29/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Hey are you guys still pissed off at me? **** that white bitch!
User avatar #120 to #115 - xxCrimsonRythmxx (12/29/2009) [-]
Kanye, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna let you finish. Suck my salty balls you ******* porch monkey! :D
#29 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
"So, why did the chicken cross the road?" Because the chicken's an attention whore! >:@
#34 to #33 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
but u just did the same exact thing
#1 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
GET THIS TO THE ******* FRONT PAGE.

SO EPIC.
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